You’re so boring she said as she watches the paint dry
Screams about her truth as she lives the biggest lie
Rocking out to Coldplay in her new Subaru
Resist bumper sticker and a butterfly tattoo

She doesn’t know it, but she’s the one that’s normal

Just a middle-class rebel in the suburbs
Everything is upside down
Just a middle-class rebel in the suburbs
And she’s on her way to Jonestown

She pops her pills and drinks her wine, don’t forget to tweet
She proudly thinks for herself, so long as everyone agrees
Whines about her taxes, but she still feels the Bern
Amazon delivers what Oprah says to read, there’s still so much to learn

She can’t face it, but she’s perfectly vanilla

Just a middle-class rebel in the suburbs
Everything is upside down
Just a middle-class rebel in the suburbs
And she’s on her way to Jonestown

Get blackout drunk every Saturday night
With all the girls from Mommy & Me