I never thought I could trust the label, expired three ninety-five.
Living on canned food and cable, there's a channel looking fine.

I found Mumbo-Jumbo, and he's right on my back,
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, no mistakin' that.

Its remote control nirvana, anything you want you'll find.
Five hundred preset real life dramas, remember when it was only ninety-nine

I found Mumbo-Jumbo, and I've lost something here,
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, make it all disappear.
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, somehow, Lord-its not right,
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, someone turn on the light