Here it comes - comin' atcha...

Slip me a carrot, daddy
Or a squash if you're able
I don't want no hamburger patty
I just gotta have my vegetable, yes

Uh, peel me a potato...
D*** son of a who...
Uh, Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Uh, Slip me a carrot, daddy
Or a squash if you're able
I don't want no hamburger patty
I gotta have my vegetable

Uh, peel me a potato
If you'd rather a radish
Uh, give me tomato, mama
'Cause vegetables are my fetish
And...

I Got to, got to, got to, got too
Got to have my vegetable everyday

I Got to, got to, got to, got too
Got to have my vegetable everyday

Lo...it's no joke
That artichoke
Is so darn good with mayonnaise
Everyone's digging avocados
But esparagus'll be the craze, yeah

I got to warn you about turnips
They really give me the blues
If I turn up with a turnip
Mama, I'm comin' after you

I Got to, got to, got to, got too
Got to have my vegetable everyday (Chew on it)

I Got to, got to, got to, got too
Got to have my vegetable every day

I get high on hot peppers and eggplant
Cauliflower every hour now
Do not let us forget lettuce
I suck on pickles, sweet or sour

And I Got to, got to, got to, got too
Got to have my vegetable everyday (Yeah, yeah)

I Got to, got to, got to, got too
Got to have my vegetable everyday

Don't bribe me with no banana
I know a fruit when I see one
Send 'em back to Havana
Uh, come on-n set me up with an onion
Set me up with an onion