Watch out here come the Ad Man
With a message for your ears
He uses all your weaknesses
And plays upon your fears
He fills the air with jingles
And puts sex in every ad
He tells us that our image
Has to follow every FAD

Ad Man
Such a Bad Man
Hiding in your magazine
Ad Man
Such a Bad, bad Man
Sneaks in to your living room
Right through your TV screen

You say I’ll be successful
When my perspiration stops
If I deodorize and sanitize
I’ll make it to the top
Everybody’s got to love me
If my laundry turns out bright
I’ve got to save my Language game
My teeth are shiny white

Ad Man
Such a Bad Man
Hiding in your magazine
Ad Man
Such a Bad, bad Man
Sneaks in to your living room
Right through your TV screen

Bad man it’s the Ad Man

The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me
The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me

Ad Man
Such a Bad Man
Hiding in your magazine
Ad Man
Such a Bad, bad Man
Sneaks in to your living room
Right through your TV screen

You’ve researched all you commercials
And you’re turning on the charm
You’re using it against me
Like a needle in my arm

You keep pushing merchandise
Seducing me to buy
You tell me I need
Another fix, another high

Ad Man
Such a Bad Man
Hiding in your magazine
Ad Man
Such a Bad, bad Man
Sneaks in to your living room
Right through your TV screen

The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me
The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me

The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me
The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me

The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me
The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me

The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me
The Ad Man is the prophet of the century
Making all his prophets of You and Me

Ad Man
Such a Bad Man
Hiding in your magazine
Ad Man
Such a Bad, bad Man
Sneaks in to your living room
Right through your TV screen

Ad Man
Such a Bad Man
Hiding in your magazine
Ad Man
Such a Bad, bad Man
Sneaks in to your living room
Right through your TV screen