KJ in the place to be
And Pigeon John is the boy y’all need to see
Five-Two is a true emcee
And PJ got the hands up instantly
Would you please
Would you dance with me
My darling would you please
Take a chance with me
I see you over there with the jocks
I see you over there with all the rich boys
I see you over there with all the pretty girls
And I’m asking one thing...
I’m back man the Anthony Michael Hall of rap man
Been slammed since the debut of Ms. Pac Man
But ladies and gents, they bent on dissing me
Cuz my momma didn’t have dough for members only or guess
I guess we had to shop at Wal-Mart for less
For school clothes
And I got bagged on the rest
In history I didn’t fit in
I was too skinny, didn’t have a penny within
My pockets held lint
Would send me to the loser
Section, collection, rejection, but who’s the man now?
Still not me
No matter how I get I’m a still be the
Same old kid who got by dissed by every G
And every girl I crushed on secretly
But that’s ok the nerds always win in the end
Cuz we’re the ones that make the money and we secretly grin
Back in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants
Jump in the middle of the party bust the running man
Doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle school dance
Got my man next to the bleachers that’s where we stand
Walk up to the girl like “Will you dance with me?”
She’s like “You’ll never ever have a chance with me
I got a boyfriend and he’s at like six foot three
250 pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep”
And I’m like “Well really, what’s that got to do with me?
I don’t see him around here, so why don’t you just come with me
I’ll get you some fruit punch, some cookies
I got the new Vanilla Ice tape, how can you not love me?”
She’s like “Well your pants is straight ugly, you can’t dance
And your personality just bugs me. So back up off me
Cause I really gots to let you know my boyfriend’s right over there”
Ohhhhh I gotta go
When I was growing up
It was hard to be happy
Kids knock the books out of my hand
And made fun of my acne
Give me a wedgie while they throw spitballs at me
And stuff me in own locker and laugh at me (ahhh ha...)
Oh you think that’s real funny?
Cause I’m 5 foot with huge feet and I dress crummy
And all the school bullies want to just take my lunch money
“C’mon man I only got a dollar twenty”
Ya life is really just sad, man
When you play dodge ball and you’re picked as the last man
And ya run as fast as ya can just like a mad man
Cause the football team wants to throw you in the trash can
Really, will this madness ever end?
Really, will the nerd ever get revenge?
Will this girl call me back around ten?
Will you go out with me? I just wanna be friends.
Nowadays I’m a little older plus a little bolder
But it seems like I just can’t get over
You ever had a day where nothing goes right?
Well, that seems to be the story of my whole entire life
Anybody out there know what I mean?
To feel like you’re third string on a football team?
And ya never ever gonna reach any of your dreams?
And your only hope is making onion rings at Burger King?
Well, a lot of things changed
Since Christ came into my life now and just rearranged
The way I look at myself, well it ain’t the same
I drive in a while ‘nother lane going against the grain
It might just seem a little strange
The fact remains I changed when I called on his name
Call me a nerd, call me lame, it don’t matter to me
All I need to know is that my wife will dance with me
Featuring Pigeon John
Written by J. Sorrentino, J. Dust
©KJFiveTwoMusic (SESAC) / BEC Recordings Music (SESAC) / Thetelephonecompany (ASCAP)