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Bone-Appetit: Servin' Up Tha Hits cover
16. Penecostal Horse Racing
Album: Bone-Appetit: Servin' Up Tha Hits
Artist: T-Bone
         
 

Welcome to the beautiful Bible belt right here in Tulsa Oklahoma as we get set for the 31st annual Pentecostal Horseracing extravaganza.
Hello everyone, I’m your host T-Boney Soprano and boy let me tell you do we have a spectacular event for you today. Hundreds of the top Christian bands, Artist and preachers have all showed up for the biggest event of the year. That’s right… everyone from Audio Adrenaline and Toby Mac to Benny Hinn and Yolanda Adams are here for this one-today folks. And trust me when I tell you, you don’t wanna miss it…

Making his way through the crowed right now is horse owner Steven Curtis Chapman with his 2time winning horse Shoulda bought a Hyundai but I got a Mitsubishi, and Wow, Just take a look at Bishop Eddie Longs Beautiful horse named after the letters in his very own name E.D.D.I.E (3x’s) who promises to literally give returning champion Robo Cop (3x’s) a run for his money, and Listen to this crowed as Amy Grants horse Here Kitty Kitty Kitty comes up to the starting gates. The crowed is really into the one and we still have some time before we get started today. There’s Mark Stuart talking to his horse shoot a mosquito representing the hands and feet project in Hatti. Shot a Mosquito has come in 3rd place the past three races. Lets see if he has what it takes to win this time around, but keep in mind he’ll be facing Kirk Franklins Mamma Say Mamma Say Manakusa who is the top pick on many peoples card today. And wow, just look at the size of Jaci Velasquez’s horse all the way from Argentina come on baby shake ya body do the conga. This is gonna be a tough one to bet on.

All of the horses are all lining up as we get ready to put this show on the road baby, this is the moment we have all been waiting for… and we’re of.

Robo Cop (3x’s) shots outta the gate with Shoulda bout a Hyundai but I bought a Mitsubishi close behind, Andale Andale mami iya iya Oh Oh, is holding the third spot and here comes Shot a Mosquito moving into 4th right pass Mamma se Mamma sa manakusa, Here Kitty Kitty Kitty is fighting to stay close but it looks like E.D.D.I.E is just too fast. Shoulda Coulda Woulda falls behind as come on baby shake your body do the conga moves into the number 2 position, who will it be…

By a nose hair its

E.D.D.I.E
Kill A Mosquito
Shoulda Coulda Woulda
Shoulda bought A Hyundai but I got a Mitsubishi
Andale Andale Mami Eya Eya Oh Hh
Robo Cop, Robo Cop, Rob Cop
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
Come on baby shake ya body do the conga
Mama se mama sa manakusa
Cocoa Crispy Cocoa Puffs




Behind the Song:
"“Pentecostal Horse Racing” is a new light-hearted, fun interlude where T-Bone plays an announcer as the biggest Christian artists race their horses around the track." - T-Bone

 

More Lyrics from Bone-Appetit: Servin' Up Tha Hits

  1. 01. Follow T
  2. 02. Ride Wit Me
  3. 03. Sing Your Praises
  4. 04. I Been Lookin' Around
  5. 05. Let That Thang Go
  6. 06. Dippin'
  7. 07. Wipe Your Tears
  8. 08. Blazin' Mics
  9. 09. Can I Live
  10. 10. Turn This Up
  11. 11. Gopelalphamegafunkyboogiediscomusic
  12. 12. A Few Good Men
  13. 13. Shake Ya Body
  14. 14. Raised In Harlem
  15. 15. King Of My Life
  16. 16. Penecostal Horse Racing
  17. 17. Name Droppn'
  18. 18. Te Alavare Por Siempre (Sing Your Praises Spanish Version)
                 
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This Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
Lucy Gray By The Water - EP (independent)
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
Olive Shoots Music Longing and Loss (independent)
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
2 Lane Summer How Do I Live - Single [Quartz Hill]
1K Phew & Timbaland Seven Trumpets - Single [Reach]
Bethel Music Greatness (feat. Aubree Archibeck, Martin Smith) - Single [Bethel]
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Lauren Daigle with Preservation Hall Jazz Band Sleigh Ride & Go Tell It On The Mountain - Double Single [Interscope/Capitol]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Forrest Frank What a Life - Single [River House]
goodwill., GodFearin & Xay Hill IN MOTION - Single [Syntax]
Amy Grant To Be Together (feat. CAIN) [Capitol CMG/AG]
I.A.N. Pray For Me - Single [Syntax]
Laura Kaczor Wrapped in Love - Single [Upstream]
Lady Audri My Body - Single [Syntax]
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Malcolm Rue & A Tribe Apart Omemma - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse Is it too late? - Single [Syntax]
Nai and J Follow - Single (independent)
New Wine Worship For Jesus - Single (independent)
Lloyd Nicks Glory (Angels We Have Heard) - Single [Curb]
Blessing Offor Broken Me (from The Chosen Album) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Chelsea Plank Make Me Willing - Single [Provident/Sony]
Razzie & OnBeatMusic Brick After Brick - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
Carly Ann Taylor How Glorious (Amazing Grace) - Single [Curb]
TobyMac The Hard Times - Single [Capitol CMG]
Phil Wickham SOS (Don’t Let Me Go) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Aaron Williams Abide (Christmas) [feat. Hope Darst] - Single [Provident/Sony]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)

This Saturday, October 31
SINGLES
Chaotic Resemblance Move - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

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