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As Matt was drug to the McDonald's bathroom, he knew he'd never steal Brian's last fry again. [SavedBYgrace]

"Don't make me do this man! Just hand over the khaki pants..." [Linja]

Matt had written songs about Marylin Manson, Back to the Future, and "Thundercats", but with a cover of "Barney the Dinosaur" slated for the new album, it was time to draw the line. [seagull boy]

"Awww, somebody call the WAAMMMbulance" [Denise]

"Matt, I told you your face would stick like that if you kept doing that." [Davidb]

"I said 'phat!' PHA not FA!!" [dudeguyperson]

The mechanic featured in the song "Breakdown" is finally getting some revenge for the negative effects the song has had on his business. [Sassquatch]

This is what happens when you don't bring your Bible to church [Azeneth Rodriguez]

"No! I swear! There really IS a mongoose on your shoulder!" [OverAndAgainst]

A face you never ever want to see again... [bob]

The Anatomy of Fist in Nose [Mike Warren]

"Ok, ok, it was me! I cleaned the toilet with your tooth brush" [scotty-hank]

"...and THAT is for 'Hoopes I Did It Again'" [Doctor Worm]

"Oh No! Where was my spidey sense on that one!" [Urban Cowboy]

"And this little piggy went..." [iWitness2]

"Now who's the greatest Thundercat of them all?" [Nate]

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This Friday, December 5, 2025
ALBUMS
Leslie Jordan Memos - EP (independent)
JVKE & FORREST FRANK this is what christmas feels like [AWAL]
Knaladeus Never Left [Syntax]
Nunky Koma My All - EP [SOZO]
MATTHEWS The Darkest Light [Curb]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Glory Glory - Single [DREAM]
99 APEX My Love - Double Single [Syntax]
B.Cooper Peace (feat. SIV) - Single [RMG Amplify]
Cleansing Of The Temple Mary Did You Know? - Single [Rottweiler]
EJ Swavv, Edify, 1KChvcho Come From - Single [Syntax]
Alex Henry Foster City on Fire - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Sleeping Child of Bethlehem - Single [Ocean House]
iNTELLECT, Procyse Lose Yourself - Single [Polished Arrow]
Living Again Dive Into - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro New Life - Single [Syntax]
Ronnie Martin O Christmas Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Seth Metoyer Flicker Of December - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew]
Lexly Nirvana Honestamente ft. Manny Gee - Single [Syntax]
Q-FLO Heaven - Single [Syntax]
Run51 Good News (A Christmas Medley) - Single [DREAM]
Tds Cam Scared Of The Beautiful - Single [Syntax]
VOTA Hold for Applause - Single (independent)
Yung Drew, De'Aris, prodbyzayne LEMME TALK - Single [Syntax]

Next Friday, December 12, 2025
ALBUMS
Angelica Walkin' In Faith: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]
Idle Cure 2nd Avenue: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]

SINGLES
John Long Thankful - Single [Ocean House]
Mountain People Worship I Don’t Know Where To Start - Single [Ocean House]
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