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As Matt was drug to the McDonald's bathroom, he knew he'd never steal Brian's last fry again. [SavedBYgrace]

"Don't make me do this man! Just hand over the khaki pants..." [Linja]

Matt had written songs about Marylin Manson, Back to the Future, and "Thundercats", but with a cover of "Barney the Dinosaur" slated for the new album, it was time to draw the line. [seagull boy]

"Awww, somebody call the WAAMMMbulance" [Denise]

"Matt, I told you your face would stick like that if you kept doing that." [Davidb]

"I said 'phat!' PHA not FA!!" [dudeguyperson]

The mechanic featured in the song "Breakdown" is finally getting some revenge for the negative effects the song has had on his business. [Sassquatch]

This is what happens when you don't bring your Bible to church [Azeneth Rodriguez]

"No! I swear! There really IS a mongoose on your shoulder!" [OverAndAgainst]

A face you never ever want to see again... [bob]

The Anatomy of Fist in Nose [Mike Warren]

"Ok, ok, it was me! I cleaned the toilet with your tooth brush" [scotty-hank]

"...and THAT is for 'Hoopes I Did It Again'" [Doctor Worm]

"Oh No! Where was my spidey sense on that one!" [Urban Cowboy]

"And this little piggy went..." [iWitness2]

"Now who's the greatest Thundercat of them all?" [Nate]

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This Wednesday, December 4, 2024
VINYL
Russ Taff A Christmas Song Vinyl [Girder]

This Friday, December 6, 2024
ALBUMS
Blessing Offor Covers - EP [Capitol CMG]
Colony House Every Christmas - EP [Roon]
Jonava Heaven Empyreal EP [The Charon Collective]
Brandon Lake Hard Fought Hallelujah: Heavyweight Edition - EP [Provident]
Ronnie Martin Holiday Fable - Instrumentals [Velvet Blue]
Poor Bishop Hooper As Foretold: Part 1 EP (independent)
Various Artists DREAM Christmas Vol. 8 [DREAM]
Within Silence The Eclipse of Worlds [Ulterium]

SINGLES
Cory Asbury Iris - Single [BEC]
Adriel Cruz Falling For You - Single [Syntax]
Bethel Music He Has Done Great Things (feat. Brian Johnson) [Live] - Single [Bethel]
Calvary MSC Hail the King (ft. Stefan Green) - Single (independent)
Chainstay Re;gret, Re;gress, Re;cover - Single [Small Step Records]
Jon Foreman Stay Wild Wildflower (feat. Kyndal Inskeep) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Forfeit Thee Untrue It’s Colder Now - Single [Rottweiler]
gio., LOGE, H3nry Thr!ll Jumpin' (H3nry Thr!ll Remix) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mat Kearney Christmas Chevrolet (Jingle Bells) - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Stick And Move (feat. Mike Teezy) - Single [Curb]
Michael Monroe Hiding - Single [Provident]
Sheets Nelson I Need You - Single [Church Boy]
No Vain Glory Praise (ft. Mapalo the Girl) - Single [Syntax]
Christian Paul The First Noel - Single [Capitol CMG]
Pulpit Vomit Jingle, Jingle, Jingle (Redux) - Single [Rottweiler / Broken Curfew]
Sidewalk Prophets I Apologize - Single [Curb]
Kristian Stanfill Come to Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]
TobyMac a lil church - Single [Capitol CMG]
Bay Turner Praise the Lord (Sunday Prelud) - Single [Centricity]
Weeping Hour Misael - Single (independent)
Wind and Sail I’ll Be Home For Christmas - a live postcard - Single (independent)

VINYL
Flyleaf Flyleaf Vinyl [Smartpunk]

Next Monday, December 9, 2024
ALBUMS
Relentless Pursuit Ascension (independent)

Next Wednesday, December 11, 2024
ALBUMS
Alex Henry Foster A Whispering Moment - EP [Hopeless Tragedy]

Next Friday, December 13, 2024
ALBUMS
Shaun P Live at the Jesus Dome [DREAM]

SINGLES
Leslie Jordan Golden Thread (for Jess) - Single (independent)
Leigh Nash Cry (feat. Villiers) [Fear of Tigers Remix] - Single [Visionary]
Stars Go Dim Mama Don't Lie (Alright) - Single [Curb]



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