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Crazy Caption Photo No.044: "Five Year-Old Frenzy"

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"What are we going to do tonight Brain?" "The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!" [JHPphantom]

"No, Lloyd looks more like this!" [chele]

"Hi everybody! We are so very sorry that Barney can't come today, so we're his replacements!" [FIFreak]

"New research claims that being in a band causes severe regression." [Ashalana]

"I told you we would get stuck!" [Andi]

"Simon Peter, what strange fish there are in your net!" [Jason H.]

3 happy meals... $6. 3 milk shakes... $4. Seeing you friends' reactions after you lock them in the PlayPlace and eat their fries... priceless. [ajkdrummerboy]

"Quit screaming! We'll figure a way out!" [mustardman]

"Could the parents of two rock stars please return to the play equipment on level 3..." [the_seagull_boy]

Five Iron Frenzy guest stars on the new reality series... I'm a musician, Get Me Out Of HERE! [notorious B.E.N.]

"Mommy, how much longer? I've been in here since I was three." [Janay]

"Due to their lack of CD sales, they thought they should try appealing to a younger audience." [Benly]

"Look at us! We're the webmasters of JFH!" [Byrdman]

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.Zach Williams Releases New Song "Empty Grave" In Celebration Of Easter Season
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.Elle Limebear Releases "Lost in Wonder" Today, Her First Full-Length Project
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.Danny Gokey Challenges Fans To Leave the World "BETTER THAN I FOUND IT" On His Upcoming Tour
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.The Crabb Family Releases First New Album In Eight Years
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.Tenth Avenue North Announces Final Tour As A Band
  Wed, 26 Feb 2020 18:20:00 EST
.T.J. Martell Foundation Honors Amy Grant At 2020 Honors Gala
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Music Out This Week

This Friday, February 28, 2020
Paul Baloche Behold Him [Integrity]
Tina Boonstra Out of My Depth - Single [7 Core]
The Classic Crime Patterns in the Static (independent?)
Rob Graves Solstice (independent?)
Life.Church I Won't Move - Single [DREAM]
Elle Limebear Lost in Wonder [Provident/Sony]
Neon Feather Do or Die - Single [Centricity]
John Schlitt Go [Girder]
The Taylors Salvation's Song [StowTown]
Zach Williams Salvation's Song [StowTown]

This Saturday, February 29, 2020
20 lb Sledge Divine Battery [Roxx]
The Thomas Thompson Earth Project Dreamland Lovecraft [Roxx]

Next Friday, March 6, 2020
Apollo LTD You - Single [Centricity]
Dens Taming Tongues [Facedown]
Earth Groans Prettiest Of Things EP [Solid State]
Phil King All Glory [Gateway]
Love & The Outcome Alive & Breathing (Album) [Provident]
Matt Maher You Got This - EP [Curb / Word]
Passion Roar (Live From Passion 2020) (Digital) [Sixsteps]
John Tibbs untitled EP (independent)


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