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Crazy Caption Photo No.056: "Grind-side"

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"Things to Do On a Rainy Day": Chapter 1... [Jeremy]

This would be another one of those "Don't try this at home" stunts that this skater, ironically, has decided to try at home... [Tasha!]

When the X Games got rained out this year, contestants were forced to skate indoors. [Orrin G.]

Famous last words: "Hey y'all come watch this!" [Jo Jo]

New TV: $200, New Table: $50, Hospital Bills: $2000, Pulling off the perfect table grind: Priceless. [Azzmatic]

"....and that's why there are 26 stiches in my head" [FIFty]

"Tony Hawk, eat your heart out!" [Mark Tuttle]

"Simon Says 'Don't move!'" [elleYmaY]

And so, by the 14th edition of the game, the creators of Tony Hawk Pro Skater began to have trouble coming up with good ideas for new levels. [drummerB]

"Whoa! He just pulled a 540 Boardslide Shove-It to DECAPITATION!!" [Saltine]

"It's okay, I had Subway." [Shadow]

"Now... Billy Joes McGufferey was a really crazy kid. On the table in his living room I'll tell ya what he did..." [FlipNforJesus]

Ways to get evicted #35. [kanaluvsGod99]

"Cool, this table comes with a skateboard attached to it!" [jrwelsh2003]

"So what are you going to do today?" "Whatever I WANT to do, GOSH!" [Taylor]

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This Tuesday, March 31, 2026
ALBUMS
Village KNG Side A + B (independent)

This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES
Anike HOLY GIRLS! (WERK) - Single [Reach]

This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]
tonyxtrotter THE ART OF GETTING UP [Syntax]

SINGLES
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Pillow - Single [Syntax]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
Kevi Morse & Gabe Hammes Only God Knows - Single [Syntax]
Kings Theory Blood - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas Yeshua! - Single [Syntax]
MotionPlus Refuse (feat. Alyssa Jane) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
Chelsea Plank When You Give It Up - Single [Provident/Sony]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
QEW, Untidld, Prodigyl Lean On Him - Single [Syntax]
SNT VINCENT INTENSIFY - Single [Syntax]
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]

Next Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

Next Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]


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