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Crazy Caption Photo No.056: "Grind-side"

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"Things to Do On a Rainy Day": Chapter 1... [Jeremy]

This would be another one of those "Don't try this at home" stunts that this skater, ironically, has decided to try at home... [Tasha!]

When the X Games got rained out this year, contestants were forced to skate indoors. [Orrin G.]

Famous last words: "Hey y'all come watch this!" [Jo Jo]

New TV: $200, New Table: $50, Hospital Bills: $2000, Pulling off the perfect table grind: Priceless. [Azzmatic]

"....and that's why there are 26 stiches in my head" [FIFty]

"Tony Hawk, eat your heart out!" [Mark Tuttle]

"Simon Says 'Don't move!'" [elleYmaY]

And so, by the 14th edition of the game, the creators of Tony Hawk Pro Skater began to have trouble coming up with good ideas for new levels. [drummerB]

"Whoa! He just pulled a 540 Boardslide Shove-It to DECAPITATION!!" [Saltine]

"It's okay, I had Subway." [Shadow]

"Now... Billy Joes McGufferey was a really crazy kid. On the table in his living room I'll tell ya what he did..." [FlipNforJesus]

Ways to get evicted #35. [kanaluvsGod99]

"Cool, this table comes with a skateboard attached to it!" [jrwelsh2003]

"So what are you going to do today?" "Whatever I WANT to do, GOSH!" [Taylor]

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This Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

This Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
Dax Anger Management [Columbia]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax]
Future of Forestry Trilobite - Single (independent)
Garett and Kate Serban How Amazing (Live) - Single [Bethel]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Ashley Hess BREATHE - Single (independent)
Daye Jack He Is There For Me - Single [Syntax]
Mat Kearney Weakness - Single (independent)
Tasha Cobbs Leonard Gracefully Broken/Who the Son Sets Free (Live) (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Motown Gospel]
MotionPlus, Braille Broken Vessels - Single [Gospel Banquet]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love (Live Acoustic) - Single [Gotee]
project LUMO Look At Me Now - Single [Vere]
Katie Rey God, I'm Good - Single (independent)
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]

Next Thursday, August 13
ALBUMS
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Fifteen [JFH Music]

Next Friday, August 14
ALBUMS
The Arcadian Wild Make It Out Alive [Rip Stitch]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus [Warner]

SINGLES
GLADDEN Free Fall - Single (independent)
Brandon Lake How Good God Is - Single [Provident]
Jon Reddick King of Heaven - Single [Gotee]
V1 Worship You Alone, Jesus - Single [Dream]

Next Saturday, August 15
VINYL
Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose (Deluxe) Vinyl


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