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Crazy Caption Photo No.055: "Church Clucks"

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"Eat more beef!" [karisa]

The band got mad at Will because he kept getting distracted by checking out chicks at the concert. [Winkles Poe]

Bob got out just in time. [Rosemary]

When I say where my peeps you can say cluck cluck. So where my peeps? *cluck cluck* Where my peeps? *chuck cluck* [CanPan]

"A sacrifice... WE NEED A SACRIFICE!!!" [Boody]

Funky on the left, chicken on the right... can anyone see where this is going? [Grover]

"No, no, no, Tyler! It's about 99 SHEEP, not 99 CHICKENS!" [ponygirl]

"That's the ugliest fan we've pulled from the audience I've seen yet." [my band's called binky]

"Whoa...I didn't know that KFC delivers!" [Panhead547]

After having a contract dispute with the Sesame Street gang, Big Bird decided to head in an entirely different artistic direction. [A&B]

"Mama, I'm so glad you could make it!" [Ren]

"I wanna be your wings... I wanna be your beak..." [SandiGirl1103]

"...And that, boys and girls, is why the chicken crossed the road." [Lydia]

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This Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Beach Chapel VCR - Single (independent)
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Bleach Epidermis Girl - Single [Residence]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
QEW, Cyrus Sonata 777 (No Wish) (ft. N!x) - Single [Syntax]

Next Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]
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