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"Did you just say... this was made out of chocolate?!" [daddy's littel grl]

Crest White Strip sales shot through the roof after this pitch. [jfoleysix]

"What?! I shouldn't be a cheerleader ever again??" [ralphj]

"John.... I am your father" [spensizzle]

"You know, the number one cause of tooth decay is gingivitis." [greg]

"I guess that plastic surgery didn't work exactly how you had hoped..." [Shealeen]

"You laughing at my remix album? Yeah, everyone else is too." [ocstyle]

"Two words, man... Tic-Tac" [empressoflalaland]

"Shark bait! Oohaha!" [katie]

John Reuben - Professional Antique Collector [RibbinReuben]

"Nope....no bats in the cave. Okay, now it's my turn." [pOpRoCkS_PoLlY]

John stood and talked like this for two hours before he realized this wasn't Toby Mac. [Kevin]

"Gold teeth are old-school... if you're going to be a real playa, you have to go with the full gold face plate." [MasterP]

Famous last words: "Don't Worry, Tiki Powers aren't real." [bob]

"I like your teeth. They're really big." [Justin]

"Pssst... dont tell anyone, but I'm a famous rapper!" [kana]

"I KNOW you're not trying to tell me what I can and cannot do when I rock!" [JBoo]

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.Journey Member Jonathan Cain Releases "Only A Prayer Away" EP
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.AOH Music Invites Listeners to Listen to "BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 2"
  Fri, 27 Feb 2026 18:19:00 EST
.Micah Tyler Announces Release of New Song, "Perfectly"
  Fri, 27 Feb 2026 18:10:00 EST
.CeCe Winans Announces Her Biggest Tour Yet with COME WORSHIP! Tour
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.250 Artists Gather Together with Bill Gaither Ahead of His 90th Birthday, Out March 27
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Music Out This Week


This Friday, February 27, 2026
ALBUMS
AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 2 (independent)
Jonathan Cain Only A Prayer Away - EP [The Fuel]
Consumed By Fire He's Alive - EP [Red Street]
Elevation Español Asi´-Sera [Provident/Sony]
J Payne J Payne Collabos (independent)
Amanda Janson Sinner to Saint [Pure Mosaic]
K3hlab Born Again [Syntax]
King's Hammer The Color of the Soul [Rottweiler]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place (Live) - EP [DREAM]
Honey Ribar No God Beside You - EP (independent)

SINGLES
B.Cooper thoughts. - Single [RMG Amplify]
Pat Barrett Always On Time (Live) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Bridge Music, Reggie Dartey, Eben KOKORO - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Caballerials Legend - Single [Small Step]
Leanna Crawford & Seph Schlueter Water Into Wine - Single [Provident/Sony]
F.L.O.G.I.C Selah - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Holy Spirit (Great Things) - Single [DREAM]
Gaither Bread Upon the Water (Live) [feat. Marshall Hall, Michael Booth, Ernie Haase, Dustin Doyle, Ronnie Booth & Wes Hampton] - Single [Gaither]
Glass Hearts Worship I Saw a Fire - Single (independent)
Hulvey Automatic (feat. Connor Price) - Single [Reach]
KDNS Unfollow ft. JKO - Single [Syntax]
Vic Lucas What I Need - Single [Syntax]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - Single [Provident/Sony]
Presence Music In Other Words (feat. Mitch McVicker) - Single [Kingdom Impact]
Tommee Profitt x Jon Reddick Just As I Am - Single [Capitol CMG]
Razzie Heavens Coming Down - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Run to You (Release Me) - Single [Syntax]
TAYA, Cody Carnes One and Only - Single [Capitol CMG]
Tenroc Mourning 2 Dancing (feat. Tori Kelly & Jon Keith) - Single [Provident/Sony]
UPPERRROOM, Ashley Bailey, Aaron Tedeschi Blood of Jesus (I Surrender All) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Lee Vasi Worthy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Tauren Wells, ECCOS, Samu Robles Cantaremos (Que Cante La Iglesia) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Stephen McWhirter Leaning On - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Wednesday, March 4, 2026
SINGLES
1K Phew Havin - Single [Reach]

Next Friday, March 6, 2026
SINGLES
Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House]
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