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"I met my perfect match at e-harmony.com!" [Shadow]

"Did you just say... this was made out of chocolate?!" [daddy's littel grl]

Crest White Strip sales shot through the roof after this pitch. [jfoleysix]

"What?! I shouldn't be a cheerleader ever again??" [ralphj]

"John.... I am your father" [spensizzle]

"You know, the number one cause of tooth decay is gingivitis." [greg]

"I guess that plastic surgery didn't work exactly how you had hoped..." [Shealeen]

"You laughing at my remix album? Yeah, everyone else is too." [ocstyle]

"Two words, man... Tic-Tac" [empressoflalaland]

"Shark bait! Oohaha!" [katie]

John Reuben - Professional Antique Collector [RibbinReuben]

"Nope....no bats in the cave. Okay, now it's my turn." [pOpRoCkS_PoLlY]

John stood and talked like this for two hours before he realized this wasn't Toby Mac. [Kevin]

"Gold teeth are old-school... if you're going to be a real playa, you have to go with the full gold face plate." [MasterP]

Famous last words: "Don't Worry, Tiki Powers aren't real." [bob]

"I like your teeth. They're really big." [Justin]

"Pssst... dont tell anyone, but I'm a famous rapper!" [kana]

"I KNOW you're not trying to tell me what I can and cannot do when I rock!" [JBoo]

spensizzle won a copy of Benjamin's debut album Activate

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This Wednesday, October 8, 2025
SINGLES

Amy Jay Back to What's Natural - Single (independent)

This Friday, October 10, 2025
ALBUMS

Citizens m us eum [Anotherland Records]

Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire: Songs From The Smoke [Provident]

Grace Graber Everything You Ever Wanted - EP [Wings]

Faith Worship Arts Fill This House (Deluxe) [DREAM]

Jesus Culture Send The Fire: Live From London [Capitol CMG]

The Kingdom Heirs Fortieth Anniversary [Sonlite]

Tasha Layton Life in Me [BEC]

Myles Maestro Dead End Road - EP [Syntax]

Make Sure Starry May Morning (independent)

Wintley Phipps A Symphonic Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria Gaither [Gaither]

SNT. VINCENT Final Greetings [Syntax]

Razzie Digital Psalms - EP [Syntax]

Matthew West Come Home For Christmas [Provident/Story House]

Josh Wright LEAD (Deluxe) (independent)

SINGLES

Holly Brand One Thing He Wouldn't Do - Single [Integrity]

Chosen Road Daddy Was a Navy Man - Single [Thoroughbred]

Drakeford Writing on the Wall - Single (independent)

EJ Swavv & Jeff Knox Deja Vu - Single [Syntax]

gio. DANCE LIKE DAVID (feat. Swaizy) - Single [Capitol CMG]

Benjamin William Hastings At the heart of it (from Worship Together) - Single [Capitol CMG]

JSP No More (feat. Kevin Young) - Single (independent)

Kelo Memory Lane - Single [Syntax]

MATTHEWS Broken Forever - Single [Curb]

Patrick Mayberry + Katie Torwalt God Is Faithful - Single [Provident]

MAYIA Pass Me Not - Single [Syntax]

Kevi Morse Like You - Single [Syntax]

Jeannie Ortega Decipher - Single [Syntax]

Run51 Song Of My Soul - Single [DREAM]

Lee Vasi A Pesar De Todo - Single [Capitol CMG]

Zane Vickery Name (Live at Greenbriar) - Single (independent)

Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible Praise You For Eternity - Single [Vineyard]

Jovan Whyte Never Give Up (feat. Dweeno) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 17, 2025
ALBUMS

ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident]

Blanca Full Bloom [Curb]

Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither]

Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder]

Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder]

Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent)

Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent)

Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES

Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)

DVD

Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]

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