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Crazy Caption Photo No.069: "Professional Dentist"

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"I met my perfect match at e-harmony.com!" [Shadow]

"Did you just say... this was made out of chocolate?!" [daddy's littel grl]

Crest White Strip sales shot through the roof after this pitch. [jfoleysix]

"What?! I shouldn't be a cheerleader ever again??" [ralphj]

"John.... I am your father" [spensizzle]

"You know, the number one cause of tooth decay is gingivitis." [greg]

"I guess that plastic surgery didn't work exactly how you had hoped..." [Shealeen]

"You laughing at my remix album? Yeah, everyone else is too." [ocstyle]

"Two words, man... Tic-Tac" [empressoflalaland]

"Shark bait! Oohaha!" [katie]

John Reuben - Professional Antique Collector [RibbinReuben]

"Nope....no bats in the cave. Okay, now it's my turn." [pOpRoCkS_PoLlY]

John stood and talked like this for two hours before he realized this wasn't Toby Mac. [Kevin]

"Gold teeth are old-school... if you're going to be a real playa, you have to go with the full gold face plate." [MasterP]

Famous last words: "Don't Worry, Tiki Powers aren't real." [bob]

"I like your teeth. They're really big." [Justin]

"Pssst... dont tell anyone, but I'm a famous rapper!" [kana]

"I KNOW you're not trying to tell me what I can and cannot do when I rock!" [JBoo]

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This Friday, April 23, 2021
Crowder Milk & Honey - Single [Capitol CMG]
Ty Brasel Destiny - Single [Curb/Word]
Cross Point Music Everything Changes - Single [Centricity]


Next Friday, April 30, 2021
Lincoln Brewster Perfect Love [Integrity]
Dens Tamed Tongues [Facedown]
Elevation Worship & Maverick City Music Old Church Basement [Elevation]
Joseph Habedank Change Is Coming [Daywind]
MercyMe inhale (exhale) [Fair Trade]
Sarah Reeves Not My Style (R3HAB Remix) - Single [Curb/Word]
The Undertaking! Funeral Psalms [Solid State]
Carrie Underwood My Savior (Vinyl Release) [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists FAITHFUL: Go and Speak [Integrity]


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