Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.086: "Stevie Wonders"

Crazy Caption Photo No.086: "Stevie Wonders"

(pictured: Steven Curtis Chapman with orphan in China)

"Honey, I think I shrunk our kid!" [alfer]

"You know... You do look like me..." [Emily Hooks]

"All I really want for Christmas is for you to stop crying" [Tadertot]

"Whoa! Someone replace that Glade Plug-In!" [K8T8705]

"I don't believe you! There is no way I was once this small!" [matt]

"Repeat after me... 'He makes all things newwww'..." [Joe is Alaskan]

"Say it. Come on you can do it. Who is the best singer/somgwriter in the world? Come on, you know the answer." [Amby]

"Excuse me sir, but I would very much appreciate to be put back on the ground." [SivartM]

Just as he puckers up for the kiss, Steven suddenly realizes: "Wait! This isn't my baby!" [kingdomadvancer]

Stevie Wonders [Liz]

"Try and take my nose again and you'll really be wanting your two front teeth for Christmas!" [tm007]

"Ok, it's not funny any more, where did you hide my Dove award?" [Chuck Woods]

"I will name you Squishy, and you will be mine, and you will be my squishy..." [la dustmite]

Already finishing one child, Steven began preparing to eat another. [Zachary...again?]

"Stop scaring the baby, Steven!!" [Joe]

Joe is Alaskan won full copy of Come Let Us Adore Him

Music News Headlines

Rend Collective Releases New Album, "Christmas in Belfast"
Mon, 03 Nov 2025 14:15:00 EST

CCM Magazine Announces Katy Nichole Cover Story for November
Mon, 03 Nov 2025 13:45:00 EST

Charles Billingsley Announces New Christmas Single and Tour
Mon, 03 Nov 2025 12:50:00 EST

NF Returns with New EP, "FEAR," Out Nov. 14
Fri, 31 Oct 2025 17:30:00 EST

SMLXL Vinyl Announces First-Ever Vinyl Pressing for Andy Mineo's "Uncomfortable"
Fri, 31 Oct 2025 17:25:00 EST

River Valley Worship Releases New Album, "First Light / Last Word," Today
Fri, 31 Oct 2025 17:13:00 EST

Steven Malcolm Prays for Divine Guidance on "Lean On You"
Fri, 31 Oct 2025 17:05:00 EST

Click here All News Headlines |

RSS

Get the new FREE JFH MP3 compilation -- Vol. 14!

Search JFH

Music Out This Week

This Wednesday, October 29, 2025
ALBUMS

Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]

SINGLES

Tikae Maestro Dwell (ft. Kingdmusic) - Single [Tribe Rua]

This Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS

1K Phew What's Understood 3 [Reach]

Sherwin Gardner Christmas Glow [Wings]

Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective]

Vic Lucas The Journey [Syntax]

MORIAH Nice Life - EP [F2]

Amanda Nolan Wait For The Dawn - EP [Lula Street]

Rend Collective Christmas In Belfast [Capitol CMG]

River Valley Worship First Light / Last Word - EP [BEC]

SEU Worship What A God [Live at JOGS] (feat. Abbie Gamboa) - EP [Provident]

Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]

SINGLES

Alphein Working - Single [Syntax]

Jeremy Camp No Survivors (feat. Skillet) - Single [Capitol CMG]

Chris Caro It's Okay - Single [Syntax]

Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Still - Single [Syntax]

Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM]

Dust and Grace He Made It All - Single [MTS]

Emery Civil Wars - Single (independent)

Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM]

HolyName Ritual - Single (independent)

Michael Iksander THE SONGS OF DAVID: PSALM 30 (From The Original Series House Of David) - Single [Capitol CMG]

Jericko Skeletons - Single [Syntax]

Kingdmusic Speed Dial (ft Mégan Rose) - Single (independent)

Claire Leslie Always Mine - Single [Capitol CMG]

The Light Superior Ghost - Single [Rottweiler]

Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent)

John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent)

Steven Malcolm Lean On You - Single [Curb]

My Place Was Taken Rude Awakening - Single [Rottweiler]

No Vain Glory ROYALTY (CHOSEN) - Single [Syntax]

Polished Arrow Music LOTW - Single [Polished Arrow Music]

Poor Old Lu The Hurting - Single (independent)

Razzie & Joz NEW PETRO (ft. 4KL) - Single [Syntax]

Saints in Exile Pain is My Best Friend (At My Best) [ft. THE EXILED] - Single [Syntax]

Jordy Sam Hard Days (ft. IAN) - Single [Syntax]

Silent Reflection The Air - Single [Syntax]

Still Remains The Wound and the Weapon - Single (independent)

Warren Zeiders How Great Thou Art - Single [Warner]

This Saturday, November 1, 2025
SINGLES

Relentless Pursuit He Is Coming - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 7, 2025
ALBUMS

Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - EP [Circle Back]

Jekalyn Carr JEKALYN X LEGENDS [WayNorth]

DAMIAN DAMIAN [DREAM]

Josh Garrels Peace To All Who Enter Here, Vol. 2 (independent)

Amy Jay Mnemonics (independent)

(UN)WORTHY From the Belly of the Beast - EP (independent)

SINGLES

Dave Barnes Santa's Gotta Go - Single (independent)

Gracie Binion Gunpowder - Single [BEC]

Damian If I Should Fail - Single [DREAM]

Good Things Collective Rejoice! - Single [Real Fun]

Hillside Recording Everlasting Father - Single (independent)

Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Somewhere Far - Single (independent)

Tasha Layton Christmas All Year Long - Single [BEC]

Life.Church Worship Tanto - Single (independent)

Sacrificial Betrayal Take Risk - Single (independent)

Zane Walls YOU ARE THE FIRE (feat. JontheKid) - Single (independent)

Rhett Walker Carol of the Bells - Single [BEC]

For all release dates, click here!

Music News Headlines

Search JFH

Music Out This Week

New Music Reviews

New Indie Reviews

New Movie Reviews