Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.085: "Storeside Serenade"

Crazy Caption Photo No.085: "Storeside Serenade"

"Can I get a price check on Matthew West please?" [Mookie]

"...if you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle..." [seagull boy]

"Singer/Songwriters? Try aisle 3" [Azzamaloney]

"I'm sorry, I'm out of cash. Do you take song?" [stlarry]

Surrounded by his favorite food items, he could not help but burst into song... [Scrooge]

"I love you s'mooooore..." [Adam]

"'Cause you're his cheeseburger, his lovely cheeseburger..." [Darren]

Suddenly he started singing Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" [skillet.crazy]

...and then he realizes he was performing in front of nothing but Hostess cupcakes. [luvs2play_softball]

Some artists try out a new song in front of family and friends... others do it in the produce aisle. [Alena]

"Let's see....milk, eggs, bread, guitarist... I think that's it." [willie]

"When I say I sing for a living... I mean it" [i *heart* glitter]

"Ok,I sung you a song. Now may I please get my bag and leave?" [Emily Hooks]

"I'm singing in a store, and I'm SINGING!" [manda]

This is what happens when an artist ticks off his booking agent. [Chuck Woods]

You know something is wrong when you remember to bring your guitar instead of your wallet, to the corner store. [eXiSt_2_iNsPiRe]

"Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you?" [jessy]

The Results of Saying: "I don't care where I play, I just want to perform." [Katherine]

Mookie won a full copy of Music Inspired By The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

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This Friday, June 27, 2025
ALBUMS

7eventh Time Down We Praise You [BEC]

The Browns 25th Anniversary: Better Days Ahead [StowTown]

Franni Cash Wild Child - EP [Capitol CMG]

Matt Crocker interlude [Anotherland]

Jimmy Fortune Songs of an American Dreamer [Gaither]

Roxanne Grace Road Trip - EP [DREAM]

JJ Hairston & Youthful Praise The Live Reunion: Washington, DC [James Town]

Kutless The Seventh Seal - EP [BEC]

Evvie McKinney It Ain't Over - EP (independent)

Rusty Shipp Capsized Empire (independent)

SEU Worship A Forgiving God [Provident]

The Shimmering Carnelians The Doorway (Version 2.0) (independent)

We Are Messengers A Thousand Times - EP [Curb]

SINGLES

Anchor & Braille Rattlesnake - Single [Equal Vision]

ANTHNY imposter syndrome - Single [Provident]

Blanca Right On Time - Single [Curb]

Landry Cantrell & Elenee sunshine & rainbows - Single [DREAM]

Eddie Clark Never Content - Single [Syntax]

Colony House Atomic - Single [Roon]

Megan Danielle Preachin' To The Choir - Single [Provident]

Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Try Me (DTM) - Single [Syntax]

ELI GABLE Glory Bound - Single [Capitol CMG]

Joseph Habedank Running to Me - Single [Daywind]

Lonnie Hunter Flow (Like A River) - Single [Uncle G]

Kashh Kade HELP - Single [Syntax]

KB x KEANU Keanu's Song - Single [Provident]

Tasha Layton Singing In the Dark - Single [BEC]

Tasha Cobbs Leonard The Hand That Keeps Holding - Single [Motown Gospel]

Claire Leslie Thank God I'm Not Alone (from Claire's Phone) - Single [Capitol CMG]

Tim Lovelace Celebration of America Medley (feat. Charlie McCoy) - Single [StowTown]

Lecrae Tell No Lie (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach]

LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - Single [Integrity]

Patrick Mayberry Thank The Lord - Single [Provident]

Michael Monroe John The Baptist (feat. Chris Renzema) - Single [Provident]

Alexander Pappas A Great Awakening / Un Nuevo Despertar - Single [Integrity]

PEABOD Summer in Seattle - Single [RMG Amplify]

Rave Jesus Walk On The Water Remix (From The Chosen) - Single [Provident]

The Rocky Valentines Nat Song - Single [Velvet Blue]

Tommy Royale, gio. Like Dat - Single [Capitol CMG]

Saints In Exile & Cutright My Dead End (ft. Jeannie Ortega, Luc DiMarzio, Jericko) - Single [Syntax]

Emilie Weiss Take Care (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC]

DVD

Jimmy Fortune Songs Of An American Dreamer DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS

Chad Cory America [DREAM]

Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]

SINGLES

Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]

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