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Crazy Caption Photo No.085: "Storeside Serenade"

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"Can I get a price check on Matthew West please?" [Mookie]

"...if you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle..." [seagull boy]

"Singer/Songwriters? Try aisle 3" [Azzamaloney]

"I'm sorry, I'm out of cash. Do you take song?" [stlarry]

Surrounded by his favorite food items, he could not help but burst into song... [Scrooge]

"I love you s'mooooore..." [Adam]

"'Cause you're his cheeseburger, his lovely cheeseburger..." [Darren]

Suddenly he started singing Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" [skillet.crazy]

...and then he realizes he was performing in front of nothing but Hostess cupcakes. [luvs2play_softball]

Some artists try out a new song in front of family and friends... others do it in the produce aisle. [Alena]

"Let's see....milk, eggs, bread, guitarist... I think that's it." [willie]

"When I say I sing for a living... I mean it" [i *heart* glitter]

"Ok,I sung you a song. Now may I please get my bag and leave?" [Emily Hooks]

"I'm singing in a store, and I'm SINGING!" [manda]

This is what happens when an artist ticks off his booking agent. [Chuck Woods]

You know something is wrong when you remember to bring your guitar instead of your wallet, to the corner store. [eXiSt_2_iNsPiRe]

"Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you?" [jessy]

The Results of Saying: "I don't care where I play, I just want to perform." [Katherine]

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This Tuesday, September 1
ALBUMS
Poor Old Lu At the Showbox (Live) (independent)

This Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Calling Out! - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
Scroll Eater Consume The Scroll - Single [Facedown]

This Friday, September 4
ALBUMS
Dan Musselman Dust and Doxology (independent)
Jeannie Ortega Phantom Love [Syntax]
Sarah Reeves Standing Up [Curb]
Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent)
Chris Caro REDEEM - Single [Syntax]
K’nek, Mancito Telfort WALK - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream]
Malcolm Rue, A Tribe Apart Gimme That - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream]
Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee]
Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest]
V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]

Next Wednesday, September 9
ALBUMS
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - EP [Centricity]

Next Friday, September 11
ALBUMS
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA Unscripted (Live) [Motown Gospel]
The Rock Music Not Alone (independent)

SINGLES
Johan Asgarde No Other - Single [Gotee]
Charly Perry Masterpieces - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante HAND ON ME! - Single [Dream]
Carly Ann Taylor Something Good Is Coming - Single [Curb]
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