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Crazy Caption Photo No.085: "Storeside Serenade"

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"Can I get a price check on Matthew West please?" [Mookie]

"...if you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle..." [seagull boy]

"Singer/Songwriters? Try aisle 3" [Azzamaloney]

"I'm sorry, I'm out of cash. Do you take song?" [stlarry]

Surrounded by his favorite food items, he could not help but burst into song... [Scrooge]

"I love you s'mooooore..." [Adam]

"'Cause you're his cheeseburger, his lovely cheeseburger..." [Darren]

Suddenly he started singing Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" [skillet.crazy]

...and then he realizes he was performing in front of nothing but Hostess cupcakes. [luvs2play_softball]

Some artists try out a new song in front of family and friends... others do it in the produce aisle. [Alena]

"Let's see....milk, eggs, bread, guitarist... I think that's it." [willie]

"When I say I sing for a living... I mean it" [i *heart* glitter]

"Ok,I sung you a song. Now may I please get my bag and leave?" [Emily Hooks]

"I'm singing in a store, and I'm SINGING!" [manda]

This is what happens when an artist ticks off his booking agent. [Chuck Woods]

You know something is wrong when you remember to bring your guitar instead of your wallet, to the corner store. [eXiSt_2_iNsPiRe]

"Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you?" [jessy]

The Results of Saying: "I don't care where I play, I just want to perform." [Katherine]

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This Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
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Next Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
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Next Monday, February 2, 2026
ALBUMS
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Next Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
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Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

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