"Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska]
"Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie]
"Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster]
"Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia]
"Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B]
"I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks]
"After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily]
"The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena]
"Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76]
"For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi]
He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme]
Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs]
"Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo]
"Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead]
"Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert]
Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo]
Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy]
In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia]
This Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture [Syntax] Dave Barnes The Songs That Got Away (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Jackie Hill Perry Blameless [Reach] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES 1K Phew MOVE IT! (feat. Forrest Frank and 1K Pson) - Single [Reach] Anike That's God (feat. Porsha Love) - Single [Reach] Elan Brio From Sin to Grace - Single (independent) GZeal No Time - Single [Syntax] I.A.N. & Cas Yahweh - Single [Syntax] Vic Lucas Call On Me ft. Domi Grace - Single [Syntax] No Vain Glory GRAH - Single [Syntax] Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) Nate Parrish That's Just Life - Single (independent) Poor Old Lu A Forest - Single (independent) Razzie, g!ng, Ally Minju NOSEBLEEDS - Single [Syntax] Rhymes in Harmony Make Room - Single [Syntax] Rosemont Dust - Single (independent) Saved By Skarlet Memory Relapse - Single (independent) Taylor & Co Worship and Luke Wareham No Holding Back - Single (independent) Tds Cam Never Really Cared - Single [Syntax] John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM] Tauren Wells Fight Like Heaven - Single [Capitol CMG]
Next Friday, September 26, 2025
ALBUMS Glae Black Cloud - EP [Broken Curfew Records] Michael Gabriel Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God [Provident] Kevin Schlereth Settle In (independent) Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King [Capitol CMG] Voluntary Mortification Mortem Cultus - EP (independent)
SINGLES The Rogers Family He's Still God - Single [Horizon] Terrian Testimony - Single [Gotee]