"Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska]
"Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie]
"Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster]
"Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia]
"Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B]
"I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks]
"After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily]
"The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena]
"Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76]
"For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi]
He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme]
Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs]
"Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo]
"Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead]
"Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert]
Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo]
Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy]
In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia]
This Wednesday, July 16, 2025
SINGLES 1K Phew Yet - Single [Reach]
This Friday, July 18, 2025
ALBUMS Justin Gambino Just Like Jesus - EP [Residence Music] The Inspirations Up Above The World So High [Horizon] Mary-Clair Enough [Vere] MotionPlus Improper Decorum [SoulFeeder, Polished Arrow Music] The Rocky Valentines Music On The Shelf [Velvet Blue] Emilie Weiss Come Through (Studio Session) - EP [BEC]
SINGLES Chris Caro OTW - Single [Syntax] Melvin Crispell III Reason To Dance - Single [Provident] Crowder STILL (feat. Zach Williams) - Single [Capitol CMG] Vic Lucas Holy Ghost (ft. Lady Audri) - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse Honest Cvlture ft. STIXX aka Conejo) - Single [Syntax] Rhymes in Harmony Lift Your Name - Single [Syntax] Speedy the Artist Reach For Elohim - Single [Syntax] Zane Walls Think About Me - Single [DREAM]
This Sunday, July 20, 2025
VINYL King's X Manic Moonlight Vinyl [Girder]
Next Wednesday, July 23, 2025
ALBUMS Eric Roberson Beautifully All Over The Place (independent)
Next Friday, July 25, 2025
ALBUMS Anchor & Braille New Mexico [Equal Vision] Bride Scarecrow Messiah CD Re-Release [Girder] Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (Deluxe Edition) [BEC] Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA [Motown Gospel] Josh Wright LEAD (independent)
SINGLES Gracie Binion Easy To Please - Single [BEC] Andrew Gonoude Closer To You - Single (independent) Kings Kaleidoscope + Kings Kaleidoscope Hymns Amazing Grace - Single [BEC] Tasha Layton Life In Me - Single [BEC] Hunter Plake Down to Earth - Single [BEC] Xander Sallows infinite - Single [DREAM] Joel Vaughn Feel It - Single [DREAM] Zauntee Jesus Down In Florida - Single [BEC]
VINYL Bride Scarecrow Messiah Vinyl [Girder]
DVD Jordan Smith The People's Hymnal DVD [Gaither]