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Crazy Caption Photo No.090: "Max Attacks"

(pictured: Kevin Max, from MySpace.com)
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"Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska]

"Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie]

"Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster]

"Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia]

"Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B]

"I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks]

"After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily]

"The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena]

"Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76]

"For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi]

He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme]

Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs]

"Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo]

"Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead]

"Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert]

Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo]

Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy]

In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia]

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Music Out This Week

This Thursday, April 18
Local Sound The Free World, Vol. 1 - EP [Integrity]


This Friday, April 19
29:11 Worship Roses - Single [DREAM]
Apollo LTD On The Way Up 2.0 - Single [Centricity]
Amanda Lindsey Cook Still - Single [Bethel]
Tori Harper Revival - Single [The Fuel]
Influencers Father's Love - Single (independent)
Leigh Nash Kiss Me (20th Anniversary Edition) / God Gave Me Horses - Single (independent)
Dave Pettigrew Faith & Gasoline (independent)
Bryan Popin All Back - Single [United Alliance]
Trinity Anthem of Love - Single [The Fuel]
JJ Weeks Choices - Single [Radiate]
Phil Wickham & Chris Quilala You Cannot Be Stopped - Single [Sparrow]


Next Friday, April 26
Jared Anderson Keep Your Eyes on Jesus - Single (independent)
For All Seasons Just For Today - Single [Centricity]
Jason Gray I'm Gonna Let It Go - Single [Centricity]
Hillsong UNITED People [Hillsong]
Mallary Hope Out of My Hands [Word/Curb]
Sarah Kroger Bloom [Integrity]
Starflyer 59 Young In My Head [Tooth & Nail]


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