"Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska]
"Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie]
"Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster]
"Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia]
"Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B]
"I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks]
"After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily]
"The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena]
"Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76]
"For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi]
He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme]
Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs]
"Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo]
"Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead]
"Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert]
Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo]
Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy]
In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia]
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]