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Crazy Caption Photo No.090: "Max Attacks"

(pictured: Kevin Max, from MySpace.com)
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"Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska]

"Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie]

"Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster]

"Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia]

"Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B]

"I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks]

"After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily]

"The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena]

"Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76]

"For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi]

He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme]

Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs]

"Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo]

"Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead]

"Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert]

Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo]

Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy]

In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia]

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This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Sarah Anthony Jesus is King - Single (independent)
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)


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