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Crazy Caption Photo No.090: "Max Attacks"

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"Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska]

"Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie]

"Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster]

"Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia]

"Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B]

"I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks]

"After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily]

"The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena]

"Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76]

"For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi]

He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme]

Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs]

"Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo]

"Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead]

"Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert]

Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo]

Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy]

In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia]

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Judahs won a rare 5-song EP from Family Force 5

 

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, May 6, 2026
SINGLES
Anike Contagious - Single [Reach]

This Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
AC Lightnin They Call Me AC (Mixtape) (independent)
Altar Boys Live at Cornerstone 2000 (independent)
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Nobody Held Her Like Me [MCA Nashville]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - EP [Integrity]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]
Stephen Stanley Change - EP (independent)

SINGLES
ALTIRA Death of Fear - Single [The Fuel]
Bethel Music Love Of My Life (Live) (feat. Martin Smith, Paul & Hannah McClure) - Single [Bethel]
Jeremy Camp Reflector - Single [Capitol CMG]
Chasing Victory Blue Eyes - Single (independent)
Drenae Hold On (ft. Smiiley baby) - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Rhythm FATHER'S HOUSE - Single [Elevation]
goodwill & Griffin McCoy START WITH US - Single [Syntax]
KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
Molly Kate Kestner Content - Single [Provident]
Tori Kelly Control / Dive - Double Single [Epic]
No Vain Glory BEATING THE BAD (SYMPHONY V) - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]
Josiah Queen make heaven crowded - Single [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Testify (Smell Like Smoke) - Single (independent)
Michael Sarver More Like You - Single [WieRise]
Starflyer 59 Disappointed - Single [Velvet Blue]

Next Friday, May 15, 2026
Dispraised Dispraised [Thumper Punk Records]
Lamenter Transparency: Part One - EP (independent)
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Hiyab Gabriel I Choose You - Single (independent)
Glasslands Blood in the Water - Single (independent)
Seven Years Yes to Everything You Are - Single (independent)
Sower Joy - Single (independent)
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]
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