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Crazy Caption Photo No.090: "Max Attacks"

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"Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska]

"Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie]

"Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster]

"Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia]

"Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B]

"I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks]

"After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily]

"The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena]

"Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76]

"For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi]

He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme]

Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs]

"Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo]

"Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead]

"Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert]

Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo]

Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy]

In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia]

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This Tuesday, January 7, 2025
SINGLES
PTtheGospelSpitter Save Your Soul (ft. PreacherMan) - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 10, 2025
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Promises Kept [Sonlite]
Bethel Music We Must Respond [Bethel]
The Kramers Soli Deo Gloria [StowTown Records]
Procyse, Dave A. Unapologetic - EP [Polished Arrow]
Starflyer 59 Dejame Dormir [Velvet Blue]
Trip Lee Lay Down (Remix Pack) - EP [Reach]

SINGLES
99 APEX On My Way - Single [Syntax]
Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin (feat. Ben Fuller, Megan Woods) - Single [Curb]
Chris Caro & OnBeatMusic Pain Pt. 2 (ft. Dillon Chase) - Single [Syntax]
Gather Worship Revival Generation - Single [Integrity]
JERICKO Prison Break - Single [Syntax]
Natalie Layne Church Kids - Single [Centricity]
New Christian Order, Q-Flo, & outr.cty Warm Up (ft. International Show) - Single [Syntax]
Night Beds Lover's Ledge (Who Have I But You) - Single [Arkansas Blues]
Claire Leslie 24/7 - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jamie MacDonald Desperate - Single [Capitol CMG]
William Murphy Double - Single [Motown Gospel]
Pastor Mike Jr. Amen - Single [Rock City]
planetboom Jesus Forever - Single [Venture3Media]
Planetshakers Good Day (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
Planetshakers Miracle Worker (Live) - Single [Venture3Media]
Rachel Purcell Show Up - Single [Centricity]
Josiah Queen Can't Steal My Joy (feat. Brandon Lake) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jeremy Rosado Glory to God - Single [Capitol CMG]
Seph Schlueter Words We'll Sing Forever - Single [Provident]
Sidewalk Prophets Father, Let It Be - Single [Curb]
Jordan Smith The Blood - Single [Gaither]
TAYA Worship! - Single [Capitol CMG]
TobyMac God Did It - Single [Capitol CMG]
UPPERROOM Blood of Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]
Joel Vaughn All I Need to Know - Single [DREAM]
WHATUPRG CIEN DOCENAS - Single [Reach]

Next Friday, January 17, 2025
ALBUMS
Ryan Ellis Real Love [Provident]
Jason Lovins Band Pilgrim Road [New Day]
Southbound I Left It In The Water [Daywind]
Various Artists StowTown Worship Live From Praisefest Branson, Volume 1 [StowTown Worship]

SINGLES
Dan Bremnes Started With You - Single [Curb]
Chad Cory America (feat. Priscilla Shirer) - Single [DREAM]
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