"Little did he know he was only seconds away from history's most embarrassing defeat!" [DJ Ska]
"Then he realized that becoming a pirate meant having to deal with this annoying little bird!" [Bethannie]
"Oh where is my hairbrush..." [timster]
"Which way is the gun show? Is it this way? Or is it this way?" [Cecilia]
"Polly want a fat lip?" [Chuck B]
"I taught I taw Kewin Mwax!" [dannyrocks]
"After going through hours of a staring contest, Kevin began punching the bird uncontrollably." [Emily]
"The doctor said eating carrots would help Kevin's immune system. Unfortunately for the bird, however what Kevin heard was "beating parrots." [Yelena]
"Just keep working out, my fine feathered friend and this could all be yours." [tornbetween76]
"For the last time, stop asking about a DC Talk Reunion!" [Godz Jedi]
He put up with the constant squawking, the pecking, and sometimes even the songs, but when the parrot stole his last Ritz, he had had enough. [egghuggerme]
Although he claims, "I was holding bird feed in my fist," MySpace yet again denies his picture. [Judahs]
"Who's scruffy lookin'?" [Laxin yo]
"Yea, I got arrested... FOR THESE GUNS!" [rockhead]
"Toby's CD is NOT better than mine!" [wwubbert]
Obviously, this scene is much more powerful in black and white. [Stevo]
Return of the Bird Keeper [Trevy]
In the advancing stages of his illness, he began to turn on his closest friends. [Lia]
This Tuesday, September 9, 2025 DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent) Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent) John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]
This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent) Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG] Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM] Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG] Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax] Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent) twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen] tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax] Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]
SINGLES BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music] Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb] Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent) I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax] Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent) Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax] Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax] Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax] The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent) VOTA Magical - Single (independent)
Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]