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Holiday shopping at Wal-Mart. [Eric G]

"OFF WITH YOUR HAND!" [Jerm]

"...then suddenly, Schwab lost his touch when he belched at the top his lungs." [massivifan]

"I thought I told you never to ask what happened to the fro!" [Luis]

Andrew sparks controversy by asking everyone in the audience to extend their fingers and help him pick his nose. [box]

"How many times do I have to tell you?! Get that stupid Newsboys t-shirt OFF!" [Chloe Knowles]

"LOUD NOISES!" [Carson]

Two Concert Tickets: $34, Food and Drink: $16, Having your finger bitten off by your favourite CCM Artist: Priceless [Mr 180]

"Will the person in the blue Saturn PLEASE turn your lights off!" [Willy Wonka]

"Return Return Return My Keys!" [Super Sassquatch]

"I'm full!" [Norm]

"Now that we've blessed the food... LET'S EAT!!" [Nomi]

"GO AND WIN THIS... FOR NARNIA!!!" [Hermanovitch]

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" ["Maniac" Matt]

While singing "This Little Light of Mine," the building burst into flames. [becky]

Andrew Schwab was then forcibly removed from his own concert Saturday, reportedly for attacking a fan violently with his microphone stand, after, witness's say, the kid had mocked his new red highlights... [Amira Schwab]

This Weeks Winner
Luis won a copy of P.O.D.'s new album, Testify

 

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This Tuesday, May 21
Emery The Noose - Single [Bad Christian]


This Friday, May 24
Jimmy Fortune God & Country [Gaither]
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Dawn Michele Surrender [Burtonwood]
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The Rocket Summer Shatter Us - Single (independent)
Unspoken Help Is On The Way - Single [Centricity]


Next Friday, May 31
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For All Seasons Still On The Throne - Single [Centricity]
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Seventh Day Slumber Closer to Chaos [RockFest]


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