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"Why do I always get stuck watching Jason's purse?" [Switchfootfan93]

"Okay, a little more enthusiasm this time. Just let me hear you shout 'bring 'em out, bring 'em out!'" [mariah]

"I will not lose to a chipmunk in a staring contest..." [m3]

"Attention Wal-Mart customers! For a special discounted price of only $7, you can take Daniel Biro home with you today!" [Alena]

Smile, It's the end of the shopping list [fireproof440]

God will always be with Dan, even at Walmart. [hoffmansjh]

"What to get? Black, white or gray? So many choices, so little time." [JC'sBelovedPrincess]

"Why did I wear a scarf today?" [Alexis]

"I'm not trying to complain, this is my first time modeling and all, but how many people do you expect to by a shopping cart after seeing this ad?" [Phoenixtears]

"After watching the blinking red light for over an hour, Dan finally realized that he was on camera..." [~snuffy~]

While the generic toliet paper rolls where sitting right in front of him, he had his eyes on the real prize, the Industrial Strength Toilet Paper, resting on the top shelf. [zach_man]

Dan was feeling pretty pleased with himself and his $7 pricetag...until he saw the "Tai Anderson-$8" sign. [AlmostHome]

"It's not a purse! It's European!" [Alicia]

"That's..... not gonna fit in the bus." [marriedtomyguitar]

"What!?!?! There's a price on my head?!?" [nj]

As the rest of the band jumps from rafter to rafter, Dan sighs, wishing he didn't have to watch the cart. [Cucumber]

"Attention all Walmart customers. Would Daniel please meet the rest of his band at Customer Service. Daniel, your band is waiting for you at Customer Service" [risa]

"Think emo thoughts." [theloveofyoursoul]

Brio's Mom :"Don't tell me it's only 7 dollars! Move your head so I can see the rest of the price!" [HawkNelsonLvr23]

"I have no idea what happened! I was about to check out with a full cart when I stopped to chat with Wynona Ryder. All of the sudden, it's empty!" [themanyfashionsofskillet]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Thursday, October 22
SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Never Gonna Deserve Ya (feat. Evan Honer) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach The Fox Den Sessions Vol. 1 [Residence Music]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
m1L The Prelude EP [Polished Arrow]
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
Procyse I’ve Never Been Here Before [Polished Arrow]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Elan Brio Airplanes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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