Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.103: "Shop Nelson"

Crazy Caption Photo No.103: "Shop Nelson"

(pictured: Daniel Biro of Hawk Nelson, from HawkNelson.com

"Why do I always get stuck watching Jason's purse?" [Switchfootfan93]

"Okay, a little more enthusiasm this time. Just let me hear you shout 'bring 'em out, bring 'em out!'" [mariah]

"I will not lose to a chipmunk in a staring contest..." [m3]

"Attention Wal-Mart customers! For a special discounted price of only $7, you can take Daniel Biro home with you today!" [Alena]

Smile, It's the end of the shopping list [fireproof440]

God will always be with Dan, even at Walmart. [hoffmansjh]

"What to get? Black, white or gray? So many choices, so little time." [JC'sBelovedPrincess]

"Why did I wear a scarf today?" [Alexis]

"I'm not trying to complain, this is my first time modeling and all, but how many people do you expect to by a shopping cart after seeing this ad?" [Phoenixtears]

"After watching the blinking red light for over an hour, Dan finally realized that he was on camera..." [~snuffy~]

While the generic toliet paper rolls where sitting right in front of him, he had his eyes on the real prize, the Industrial Strength Toilet Paper, resting on the top shelf. [zach_man]

Dan was feeling pretty pleased with himself and his $7 pricetag...until he saw the "Tai Anderson-$8" sign. [AlmostHome]

"It's not a purse! It's European!" [Alicia]

"That's..... not gonna fit in the bus." [marriedtomyguitar]

"What!?!?! There's a price on my head?!?" [nj]

As the rest of the band jumps from rafter to rafter, Dan sighs, wishing he didn't have to watch the cart. [Cucumber]

"Attention all Walmart customers. Would Daniel please meet the rest of his band at Customer Service. Daniel, your band is waiting for you at Customer Service" [risa]

"Think emo thoughts." [theloveofyoursoul]

Brio's Mom :"Don't tell me it's only 7 dollars! Move your head so I can see the rest of the price!" [HawkNelsonLvr23]

"I have no idea what happened! I was about to check out with a full cart when I stopped to chat with Wynona Ryder. All of the sudden, it's empty!" [themanyfashionsofskillet]

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