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"Why do I always get stuck watching Jason's purse?" [Switchfootfan93]

"Okay, a little more enthusiasm this time. Just let me hear you shout 'bring 'em out, bring 'em out!'" [mariah]

"I will not lose to a chipmunk in a staring contest..." [m3]

"Attention Wal-Mart customers! For a special discounted price of only $7, you can take Daniel Biro home with you today!" [Alena]

Smile, It's the end of the shopping list [fireproof440]

God will always be with Dan, even at Walmart. [hoffmansjh]

"What to get? Black, white or gray? So many choices, so little time." [JC'sBelovedPrincess]

"Why did I wear a scarf today?" [Alexis]

"I'm not trying to complain, this is my first time modeling and all, but how many people do you expect to by a shopping cart after seeing this ad?" [Phoenixtears]

"After watching the blinking red light for over an hour, Dan finally realized that he was on camera..." [~snuffy~]

While the generic toliet paper rolls where sitting right in front of him, he had his eyes on the real prize, the Industrial Strength Toilet Paper, resting on the top shelf. [zach_man]

Dan was feeling pretty pleased with himself and his $7 pricetag...until he saw the "Tai Anderson-$8" sign. [AlmostHome]

"It's not a purse! It's European!" [Alicia]

"That's..... not gonna fit in the bus." [marriedtomyguitar]

"What!?!?! There's a price on my head?!?" [nj]

As the rest of the band jumps from rafter to rafter, Dan sighs, wishing he didn't have to watch the cart. [Cucumber]

"Attention all Walmart customers. Would Daniel please meet the rest of his band at Customer Service. Daniel, your band is waiting for you at Customer Service" [risa]

"Think emo thoughts." [theloveofyoursoul]

Brio's Mom :"Don't tell me it's only 7 dollars! Move your head so I can see the rest of the price!" [HawkNelsonLvr23]

"I have no idea what happened! I was about to check out with a full cart when I stopped to chat with Wynona Ryder. All of the sudden, it's empty!" [themanyfashionsofskillet]

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This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
Grace & Xandy Here Again [StowTown]
Latter Day Exploits Going Home - EP [The Charon Collective]
Romeo Miller New Lane [SoNo Recording]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Jesus Girl - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jordan Colle One King - Single [Bethel]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Fervor, My Dear Glass In the Sugar - Single (independent)
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Kingdmusic Never Fail (Live) - Single (independent)
The Kingdom Heirs Always Get the Grace - Single [Horizon]
Steven Malcolm Holy Water (feat. Soul-Rebel Marley) - Single [Curb]
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
Matt Moore Learning to Breathe - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LOST SOULS! - Single [Dream]
Marvin Sapp He's Not Finished - Single [Elev8]
Victory House Worship Rapha - Single (independent)
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)
Matthew West Here and Heaven - Single [Story House / Provident]
Anne Wilson Who I Am To You - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
Bill B. Niche [Syntax]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
I.A.N. I AM NEW [Syntax]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Lexly Nirvana True Story (ft. VerbPro 12:4) - Single [Syntax]
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
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