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"Why do I always get stuck watching Jason's purse?" [Switchfootfan93]

"Okay, a little more enthusiasm this time. Just let me hear you shout 'bring 'em out, bring 'em out!'" [mariah]

"I will not lose to a chipmunk in a staring contest..." [m3]

"Attention Wal-Mart customers! For a special discounted price of only $7, you can take Daniel Biro home with you today!" [Alena]

Smile, It's the end of the shopping list [fireproof440]

God will always be with Dan, even at Walmart. [hoffmansjh]

"What to get? Black, white or gray? So many choices, so little time." [JC'sBelovedPrincess]

"Why did I wear a scarf today?" [Alexis]

"I'm not trying to complain, this is my first time modeling and all, but how many people do you expect to by a shopping cart after seeing this ad?" [Phoenixtears]

"After watching the blinking red light for over an hour, Dan finally realized that he was on camera..." [~snuffy~]

While the generic toliet paper rolls where sitting right in front of him, he had his eyes on the real prize, the Industrial Strength Toilet Paper, resting on the top shelf. [zach_man]

Dan was feeling pretty pleased with himself and his $7 pricetag...until he saw the "Tai Anderson-$8" sign. [AlmostHome]

"It's not a purse! It's European!" [Alicia]

"That's..... not gonna fit in the bus." [marriedtomyguitar]

"What!?!?! There's a price on my head?!?" [nj]

As the rest of the band jumps from rafter to rafter, Dan sighs, wishing he didn't have to watch the cart. [Cucumber]

"Attention all Walmart customers. Would Daniel please meet the rest of his band at Customer Service. Daniel, your band is waiting for you at Customer Service" [risa]

"Think emo thoughts." [theloveofyoursoul]

Brio's Mom :"Don't tell me it's only 7 dollars! Move your head so I can see the rest of the price!" [HawkNelsonLvr23]

"I have no idea what happened! I was about to check out with a full cart when I stopped to chat with Wynona Ryder. All of the sudden, it's empty!" [themanyfashionsofskillet]

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AlmostHome won a of Phil Joel's the deliberate.People album

 

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This Tuesday, March 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Philip Anthony Rare Form (independent)

This Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG]
Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither]
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson TRAP WORSHIP 2 - Single [Syntax]
Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach]
Jason McGee & The Choir Another Tomorrow [CDAC]
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG]
Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists We Shall Behold Him Tribute to Dottie Rambo [Daywind]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship]
B. Cooper Driver's Seat - Single [RMG Amplify]
Eric Bellinger Cry In Front of You - Single [Capitol CMG]
Bethel Music Cathedral (Live at Church) (feat. Jonathan David & Melissa Helser) - Single [Bethel]
Chris Caro Noah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Raised by Wolves - Single [Capitol CMG]
Steven Curtis Chapman & Miel San Marcos Cinderella (Español) - Single [The Fuel]
ChristianXXII Glory - Single [Wick Media]
Cutright Nasty - Single [Syntax]
Evelyn Cormier Leaning on Jesus - Single [BEC]
ETSU Bluegrass Pride Band The First Time I Heard About Heaven - Single [Daywind]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL SOS - Single [Riverhouse]
Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship]
Justin Gambino Let Me Not Forget - Single [Residence]
Abbie Gamboa The Wonderful Blood (Amazon Music Original) - Single [Anotherland]
Amy Grant How Do We Get There From Here (feat. Ruby Amanfu) - Single [AG]
Philippa Hanna Citizen (feat. Israel Houghton & Moses Bliss) - Single [Integrity]
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Hollow Grave - Single [Capitol CMG]
J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton x Claire Leslie Whispers - Single [BEC]
Patrick Mayberry Three Days Later - Single [Provident/Sony]
Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC]
Angelina Saathoff Butterflies & Goodbyes (Feat. PAIGE) - Single (independent)
The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue]
Saints in Exile My Mind is a Prison (Orchestral Remix) - Single [Syntax]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Signum Regis Throne Of Gold - Single [Fireflash]
Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG]
Lauren Talley Walls - Single [Horizon]
TAYA x ECCOS ¡Alabo! - Single [Capitol CMG]
tonyxtrotter UNTIL THE GOSPEL ft. KJ-52 - Single [Syntax]
Vertical Kings 20-Something - Single [Covenant Music]
Wilson Fairchild Lean On Me - Single [Gaither]

Next Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]

SINGLES
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]
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