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Crazy Caption Photo No.104: "Captain R.S. James"

(pictured: Rebecca St. James, from Myspace.com/rebeccastjames)
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"Unfortunately, the back end of the boat was still tied to the dock..." [beans22]

After sinking the boat, Rebecca was heard singing "Wade for me" [JFoleySix]

Rebecca Skipper James [Mark]

"Yes I see you can pilot a boat. Now get you eyes back on the water!" [crazycate]

Orbit Fresh! [switchfootgirl]

Rebecca is eager to kick off her new headlining "Three Hour" tour... [Freak4Christ2006]

Captain R.S. James [boohaw]

"The hat seconds as a flotation device." [Stevo]

Rebecca St. Waves [TRS#1FAN]

The moment Rebecca took the boat's wheel, a chorus of "God Help Me" broke out. [thephantomninjafrog]

"Hurry up. My thumb is getting tired..." [Jambitt]

"I think we better pull a Panama!" [JCrocker929]

"....On today's menu? Fried Stingray. This one's for you, Steve Irwin!" [eagle89]

Famous last words: "Of course I know how to drive a boat!" [amo2000]

"We have to turn back. I get no cell phone signal out here!" [jesusfreak724]

Reporting Live: Well, after being tired of waiting Rebecca St. James decided to go and search for her long lost love. [Hay U]

The tour guide looked confident, but the passengers got a little nervous when she started playing the "Titanic" soundtrack... [The Last Great Escape]

Little does she know that there are... Snakes on a Boat [J-Ra]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Lake Michigan [TigerlilyHobbit]

"I'll let you in on a little secret, the boat isn't really moving." [Yassi D]

"I can't explain any other way that it's God." [nellieeab]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach Fox Den Sessions, Vol. 1 [Residence]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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