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Crazy Caption Photo No.116: "Newsflash"

(pictured: Peter Furler (left) of Newsboys)
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After many long hours of persuasion, Peter Furler was finally beginning to consider incorporating "spirit fingers" into their performance. [Alenka]

As his manager rambles on about pyrotechnics that could set Duncan's mohawk on fire, Peter ponders on life's big questions like, "Do whistles really make better mixes?" [Llamahomefry]

"Don't look at it. It's horrible. I SAID DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!" [emwilson]

"No, we don't HAVE to have five people in the band" [Popa]

"...and then I was thinking maybe some pink streamers would come down, and maybe even some purple ones. Oh! you know what would be really cute.......Peter?.....Peter?" [brian]

"Now check this out! I'm gonna turn all the lights on with the POWER OF MY MIND!" [Taigoara]

"No photos, he hasn't put the eyeliner on yet!" [BouncinDave]

"Is that not an awesome setup?! HIGH FIVE!" [j0hnfr0g]

"Quick. Toss it Jeff... he's not looking!" [dasupachick]

"As we can see, there is a high pressure system coming in from the north and strong wind coming from the south....this could lead to the cancellation of the rest of the tour..." [bob]

"This sound systen was only five dollars!"" [tfkgirl]

As Stellar Kart stepped on stage for thier soundcheck, Peter stopped listening to the tech guy when Cody brought out his checkered guitar...the one Peter has always dreamed about having. [newsboys@my bro's college!]

"RAWR! I'm a bear!" [arrowofGod]

"Wax on, Wax off" [ardorflamelsg]

As the man was trying to explain how the lighting would work, Peter could only stare at the stage as the name of his band was displayed as "New Boys" [Sami Valavaara]

"Pick me! Pick me!" [Jeromy]

"Your lips keep moving but all I hear is 'blah blah blah'!" [Vickay Dickay]

"5 more minutes! I promise they'll show up!" [Biker Dave]

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ALBUMS
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This Thursday, April 2, 2026
SINGLES
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This Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
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ALBUMS
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