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"Nobody told me you can't hug the airport employees!" [Trublonde]

They just wasted 10 seconds of his life. [Brit]

"I just have an amburgurt!" [mg86000]

"Now before you get on the plane, we need to see your best impression of one" [Erock]

"You're good to go, young man... but do consider using some Axe" [geekgal123]

"Keep laughing, you're next!" [creationistkid]

An amused bystander looks on as Dave Douglas is, for the sixth time, is subject of a "random" airport strip search. [Keltzer/Sader]

Must Have Done Something Wrong... [rkfan2007]

Airport DDR [Jordan Gilbert]

"I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky..." [The Sethster]

Some bands have very... "unique" pre-show rituals. [Emily]

"I'm sorry sir, please step aside, there seems to be a problem with your album - it's too good." [runner33188]

Dave got so used to being scanned, when the security guards called him up, he knew the right way to stand without even thinking about it. [missie]

Just because Dave takes his shirt off at every concert doesn't mean he wants to in an airport. [relient fan]

"And one and, two, and one..." [Russ-T Jr.]

Relient Kustom [tonh]

After the crazy passport mixup between the Matthew's and the Jon's, Northwest Airlines had trouble believing there was only one Dave. [dannyboy]

"Hey Dave! I thought only swimmers shaved their legs!" [tyger6]

"...and you want us to believe that the sticks in your pockets are for drums?" [Rockin4Jesus]

Relient T [Bubbles]

After being the only Dave in the band for so long, he decided to clone himself. [Hannah]

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This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
Grace & Xandy Here Again [StowTown]
Latter Day Exploits Going Home - EP [The Charon Collective]
Romeo Miller New Lane [SoNo Recording]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Jesus Girl - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jordan Colle One King - Single [Bethel]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Fervor, My Dear Glass In the Sugar - Single (independent)
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Kingdmusic Never Fail (Live) - Single (independent)
The Kingdom Heirs Always Get the Grace - Single [Horizon]
Steven Malcolm Holy Water (feat. Soul-Rebel Marley) - Single [Curb]
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
Matt Moore Learning to Breathe - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LOST SOULS! - Single [Dream]
Marvin Sapp He's Not Finished - Single [Elev8]
Victory House Worship Rapha - Single (independent)
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)
Matthew West Here and Heaven - Single [Story House / Provident]
Anne Wilson Who I Am To You - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
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