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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

(pictured: John Reuben)
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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piņatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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This Thursday, August 13, 2020
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying to Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume 9 [JFH Music]


This Friday, August 14, 2020
Bride Drop (25th Anniversary Edition) [Girder Records]
Tori Kelly Solitude EP [Capitol]
Life.Church Worship Jesus Is Near EP [DREAM Worship]
Tyson Mostenbocker Someday I'll Make It All Up To You: Summer Songs (Acoustic) EP [Tooth & Nail]
PEABOD Heavenly Father - Single [Centricity]
Kim Walker-Smith Wild Heart (Live) [Sparrow/Jesus Culture]


Next Friday, August 21, 2020
idle threat Nothing Is Broken For Good EP [Tooth & Nail]
Lecrae Restoration [Reach]


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