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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piñatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, April 15, 2026
ALBUMS
Relentless Pursuit My Own Worst Enemy (independent)

This Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)

This Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]
Hulvey COULD BE TONIGHT (Wide Release) [Reach]
Love & The Outcome Sparrow - EP [Integrated Music Rights]
Procyse, iNTELLECT The Art of Faith [Polished Arrow]
JAI RIAN WHO I AM? [Syntax]

SINGLES
11th Hour Yes and Amen - Single [Sonlite]
Alphein Unsaid - Single [Syntax]
Lady Audri Alabaster Box - Single [Syntax]
AustinThaNoble Into Your Hands - Single [Syntax]
Elan Brio We Up Against It - Single [Fly Dog]
Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
CalledOut Music Grateful Heart (Thank You Jesus) - Single [Integrity]
Steven Curtis Chapman I Will Be Here (Instrumental) - Single [SCSEE / The Fuel]
Eddie Clark They Know Not What They Do - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove New Life - Single (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Christ That We Lift Higher - Single [Bethel]
Mat Kearney Catch A Fire - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton Meet Me In The Valley (feat. Ben Fuller) - Single [BEC]
Pep and Perk, PEABOD Rainy Days - Single (independent)
Saints in Exile & Cutright Good Won't Get You In - Single [Syntax]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moments) - Single [Provident]
V1 Worship Sing Over Us - Single [Dream Worship]
MAYIA WARREN Take Me Back - Single [Syntax]
Madison Watkins God You Are - Single [Provident]
Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, April 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas Sunday - EP [Integrity]
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]

SINGLES
Judah Avenue What A Friend - Single [WieRok]
Capital Kings get lifted - Single (independent)
Dragons & Astronauts Chasing After Shadows - Single (independent)
Good Weather Forecast Suffer Well - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording you will be okay - Single [Ocean House]
John Long Green Enough Here - Single [Zealous Company]
Jake MacAdam Lean on You - Single [Ocean House]
Trey Simon I Can Taste It - Single [Ocean House]
Trulah History Repeats - Single [Near Kingdom]

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Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]
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