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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piņatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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This Friday, July 25, 2025
ALBUMS
Anchor & Braille New Mexico [Equal Vision]
B. Tee Told You [Syntax]
Bride Scarecrow Messiah CD Re-Release [Girder]
Empowered SALT - EP (independent)
Homesick Prodigals Different Good (independent)
KDNS After Eden [Syntax]
Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (Deluxe Edition) [BEC]
Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA [Motown Gospel]
Kevi Morse Kingston We Winning [Syntax]
Pulpit Vomit Hospital Lens [Rottweiler]
Anthony & Tiffany Salerno Dance for Jesus - EP (independent)
Taylor & Co Worship Breakthrough - EP (independent)
Josh Wright LEAD (independent)

SINGLES
abenezer i was lost - Single [Gotee]
Joe L Barnes Good Shepherd (Studio Version) - Single [Provident]
Sho Baraka Still Got Faith (ft. L3xdivine) - Single [Syntax]
Gracie Binion Easy To Please - Single [BEC]
Katty Camargo Shine Upon Me - Single (independent)
The CCC Collective Thankful - Single (independent)
C4 Crotona Mr. Gritty - Single [Syntax]
CXMMXNS Trust and Obey (feat. CAIN) - Single [Provident]
EJ Swavv & Nickwit2Ks Growth - Single [Syntax]
Forrest Frank GOD'S GOT MY BACK - Single [River House / 10K]
Andrew Gonoude Closer To You - Single (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Oh Lord My God (Live) - Single [Bethel]
J.Solo All I Have (ft. Kaboose & MotionPlus) - Single [Syntax]
Kings Kaleidoscope + Kings Kaleidoscope Hymns Amazing Grace - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton Life In Me - Single [BEC]
Lecrae Bless You (feat. Torey D'Shaun) - Single [Reach]
TobyMac God Did It (feat. Jamie MacDonald) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Matt Maher Wait (Radio Version) - Single [Provident]
Hunter Plake Down to Earth - Single [BEC]
QEW JOYXFIX (ft. Stevie Rizo) - Single [Syntax]
Naomi Raine God Will Work It Out - Single [Tribl]
Rave Jesus Runnin' - Single [Provident]
Saints in Exile Bad Vibes - Single [Syntax]
Xander Sallows infinite - Single [DREAM]
Silent Reflection Left Me for Dead - Single [Syntax]
Michael W. Smith Your Love Is A Flood - Single [The Fuel]
John Stratton The Body and the Blood - Single [Pure Mosaic Services]
Regina Vandereijk You're the Light - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Feel It - Single [DREAM]
Zach Williams Killed A Man - Single [Provident]
Zauntee Jesus Down In Florida - Single [BEC]

VINYL
Bride Scarecrow Messiah Vinyl [Girder]

DVD
Jordan Smith The People's Hymnal DVD [Gaither]

This Saturday, July 26, 2025
SINGLES
Anthony & Tiffany Salerno What Would You Do? - Single (independent)

Next Friday, August 1, 2025
ALBUMS
Crash Rickshaw Big Sir - EP [Velvet Blue]
McKamey Legacy Holding to Truth [Horizon]
Ordained Thunder Roar [Girder]
V1 Worship Archives [DREAM Worship]

SINGLES
Dan Bremnes Human - Single [Curb]
Lauren Daigle Let It Be A Hallelujah - Single [Centricity]
Sleeping At Last Believe - Single (independent)

VINYL
Disciple Attack! (Limited Run Vinyl) Vinyl [Girder]
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