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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piñatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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.Rock Band Reborn Plant Seeds of Hope with "Heal The Broken"
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.Ryan Ellis Releases New Song, "Holy Place," From Upcoming 2025 Album
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.Yolanda Adams Releases First New Album in 13 Years, "Sunny Days"
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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, September 12, 2024
ALBUMS
Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Strangers No More Volume Two [Tone Tree]

SINGLES
Wilder Woods Hide Anymore / Devil In My Eyes - Double Single [Dualtone]

This Friday, September 13, 2024
ALBUMS
Yolanda Adams Sunny Days [Epic]
Alert312 The Lord Is (Our Evening) Beauty [Reimagined] [Streetlights]
Childlike CiCi It's Time - EP [Capitol CMG]
Amy Grant and Vince Gill When I Think of Christmas [MCA Nashville]
Travis Cottrell Hymnal: One (independent)
Hulvey Cry [Reach]
iNTELLECT Revolution [Polished Arrow Music]
Lofi Sunday Where the Sun Sets [Reach Records]
Mark Lowry There Is Hope [Gaither]
Passion Kids Worship Sing Praise [SixSteps/Capitol]
Stryper When We Were Kings [Frontiers]
Unspoken IV [Centricity]
Taelor Gray & Peace 586 Let the Church Say Amen (independent)
Tim Timberlake, Greg Cox, Kenneth Whalum MOVING MOMENTS, VOL. 1 - EP [Tribl]
Luke Wareham Christ is Lord - EP (independent)
Darlene Zschech Testament (EP 2) [Integrity]

SINGLES
’68 Intergalactic - Single [Pure Noise Records]
Altarheart Save Our Souls - Single (independent)
Ashes Remain Don't Let Go - Single [BEC]
August Burns Red Exhumed - Single (independent)
Luke Barbosa Kiss & Pray - Single (independent)
Kayla Berry Who You Are To Me - Single (independent)
The Blamed Pride Kills / Best Friend - Single (independent)
Chad Bushnell Imperfect Prayer - Single (independent)
Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love - Single [DREAM]
Chainstay Take the Caseyville Exit - Single [Small Step Records]
Church of the City Who is Like You - Single (independent)
Colorvault & Alex Taylor Maybe Maybe Maybe - Single (independent)
Daniel Hardin & Lane Marie Triple Crown - Single (independent)
Paul Demer If The Lord Had Not Been On Our Side (Psalm 124) - Single (independent)
Earth Groans Bones of Winter - Single (independent)
Ryan Ellis Holy Place - Single [Provident]
Glae Lizard - Single [Broken Curfew Records]
The Gray Havens The Magic - Single [Blue Flower]
homage revelation song - Single [Integrity]
ICF Worship Lobe den Herrn (Seele sing) - Single [Integrity]
Ic3rd GOD FIRST (ft. Mission & DeandreGODsaves) - Single [Syntax]
John Mark Pantana & Lovkn Never Felt This Before - Single (independent)
The Kingsmen The Judgement - Single [Horizon]
Sarah Kroger Galaxies - Single [Integrity]
Tenielle Neda King of Grace (feat. Joshua Leventhal) - Single (independent)
Blessing Offor Jordans - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Rocket Summer Way Out - Single (independent)
Sidewalk Prophets Unbelievable - Single [Curb]
Sixpence None the Richer Julia - Single [Flatiron]
Sleeping At Last Heal - Single (independent)
TAKE Heaven or Hell - Single [Resuscitation Records]
Tigerwine Wax Magnetic - Single (independent)
TKE3 SALVATION - Single (independent)
Tunnel Rats Tell It - Single (independent)
Megan Woods The Truth (Strings Version) - Single [Fair Trade]
Zippy & OnBeatMusic Who Am I? - Single [Syntax]

VINYL
Stryper When We Were Kings Vinyl [Frontiers]

DVD
Mark Lowry There Is Hope [Gaither]

Next Friday, September 20, 2024
ALBUMS
Alex Henry Foster A Measure Of Shape And Sounds [Hopeful Tragedy]
Homeplate Thanks For Visiting - EP [Small Step]
Perpetual Legacy Teodrama [En Hakkore]
The Rocket Summer The Early Years - 25 Year Anniversary Edition (independent)

SINGLES
Sam Bowman Oh Wonder - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast & Elijah Thomas Can't Get Enough - Single [DREAM]
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