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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piñatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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This Tuesday, June 23
ALBUMS
PFR Disappear (Remastered) (independent)

This Friday, June 26
ALBUMS
Andy Mineo & Wordsplayed Magic & Bird 2 (independent)
Clark Beckham Acoustic Worship Sessions [NCS]
Dragons & Astronauts Broken Parables (independent)
floodlit MiDaSu (independent)
Gracie Miss Misfortunately [Tooth & Nail]
Tiffany Hudson When You're In The Room [Elevation]
Switchfoot FOREVER NOW [By Design/BMG]
TobyMac Heaven On My Mind – Guest List Edition [Capitol CMG]
Tomb Slayer Radiance: Modern Hymns for Kids [Tomb Slayer]
Tree63 VOYAGE (independent)

SINGLES
Death Protocol Illusion Of Faith - Single [Rottweiler]
Hillside Recording in the room - Single (independent)
Cameron Payne Time - Single (independent)
GLADDEN & Kurtis Hoppie Round & Round - Single (independent)
John Reuben 1-2-Barbecue (w/ Mike Tompkins) - Single (independent)
Trey Simon & Mountain People Worship Brother Jo - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham x Pat Barrett Praise The Lord Forever - Single [Fair Trade]

Next Friday, July 3
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning [Thoroughbred]

SINGLES
Allan Scott, John Waller, Waller Co Jesus, I Still Believe - Single [Dream]
Beach Chapel Woke Up - Single (independent)
InTheosis The Harrowing of Hell - Single (independent)
Kaboose The Key - EP (independent)
North Palm Worship Revive Us - Single [Harmony]
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