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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

(pictured: John Reuben)
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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piñatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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This Wednesday, September 20, 2023
SINGLES
Michael W. Smith & Gabriela Rocha Acts 2 - Single [Onimusic]


This Friday, September 22, 2023
ALBUMS
Riley Clemmons Church Pew [Capitol CMG]
Consumed By Fire First Things First [Red Street]
Fellowship Creative THE HELP PROJECT [The Harmony Group]
James Fortune Worth It - EP [MNRK]
Lynda Randle By The Riverside EP [Gaither]
Mark Roberts Come Alive (independent)
Shout Praises Kids We Believe - EP [Integrity]
Wolves at the Gate Lost in Translation [Solid State]

SINGLES
American Arson The Heat (Trilogy) - Single [Facedown]
Anchor Hymns Have Mercy On Me - Single [Integrity]
Anchored Music & Joe L Barnes Disarm - Single (independent)
CAIN Jesus Music - Single [Provident]
Canyon Hills Worship Abide (Radio Version) - Single [DREAM]
DOE Holy Hands - Single [RCAI]
Equippers Worship Living Water - Single [DREAM]
Anthony Evans Even If - Single [Sherman James]
Fellowship Creative Who We R - Single [The Harmony Group]
Grace Graber Superficiality - Single [Wings]
Natalie Grant Bridge Over Troubled Water (feat. Tasha Cobbs Leonard) - Single [Curb/Word]
Jaime Jamgochian Our Father (feat. Selah) - Single [Wings]
Lauren, Amber & Kenna A Little Bit Of Heaven - Single [Horizon]
Matt Moore Tether (feat. Zahna) - Single (independent)
Leigh Nash + Sixpence None the Richer The Tide - Single [Visionary]
Rock City Worship Evidence - Single [Harmony Group]
Souljornerz Incredible - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Who You Are - Single [Integrity]


Next Friday, September 29, 2023
ALBUMS
Blanca The Heartbreak And The Healing (Deluxe Edition) [Curb/Word]
Equippers Worship Desert River EP - Single [DREAM]
The Inspirations Reunion LIVE [Horizon]
RED Rated R [RED/The Fuel]

SINGLES
Amy Jay Joke - Single [A for Effort]
The Katinas Turn Your Eyes Upon Jesus - Single (independent)
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