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Crazy Caption Photo No.123: "Professional Shopper"

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"John Reuben, you have just been Punk'd" [monkeyman]

"Is...Is this a beard? ...I AM a real boy now!" [Res[ilience]]

As soon as John walked in, he knew this is what heaven would look like. [Bass Girlie]

"Dude... I just got pants-ed!" [la chica]

"I want a mask that looks like this..." [steph]

"Sir, like I said before, we do not carry life-sized piñatas. I'm sorry. Now please excuse me, but you are becoming quite a nuisance." [Alex]

He slowly uncovered his eyes. he was still in the arcade, but the rest of his band was nowhere to be seen.... [kyaL]

Professional Shopper [D.O.]

Reuben is not sure what he's dippity doing. [Jason M Irvin]

"Oh buddy, the freaks DO come out at night..." [dilldogg]

Don't worry, he's not frightened or surprised. He's simply taking pictures for his next album, Open Your Mouth. [Brianna]

"Wow, this is hard! Do I want the pink bunny or the purple pony?" [eric]

Suddenly, Chuck E. Cheese looked at him, and all the repressed memories of childhood terrors came flooding back... [suburbian_headbanger]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do when I shop!" [Jordan Macias]

It was then that John realized where he could be working if the rap thing doesn't work out. [Link]

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" [JesusFreak]

"Inconceivable!!" [Rachel]

"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!" ["Maniac" Matt]

But just then, a sudden, dark thought surfaced from the depths of his memory. He had forgotten his mom's birthday. [Candace]

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This Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue]
AOH Music Breathe (Acoustic Live) (independent)
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach]
Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze]
Elan Brio, DJ Proof Solid Frequencies [Fly Dog]
Elevation Español El Nombre De Jesús [Provident]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro St. Valentine EP [Syntax]

SINGLES
ADIA One The Way (Remix feat. Erica Campbell) - Single [Rock City]
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
AustinThaNoble Painkiller - Single [Syntax]
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Les and Joyce Carlsen He's God - Single (independent)
idle threat Evermind - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Jenn Johnson Here In Your Arms - Single [Bethel]
KB BLOOD 2 - Single [Provident]
The Kingsmen When Sunday Morning Dawned - Single [Bethel]
Vic Lucas Love Like You - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony]
Kevi Morse I'm Loved - Single [Syntax]
NCS Collective, Dara Maclean Can You See It - Single [NCS]
Lloyd Nicks Heal For You - Single [Curb]
Passion What A Worthy Name / Watch Him Work - Single [Capitol CMG]
Pastor Mike Jr. He Can - Single [Rock City]
Dante Pride Just Believe - Single [TAMLA]
Q-Flo Wild Flower 7 - Single [Syntax]
Sanctus Real Steady - Single [Framework/The Fuel]
Savaun & EJ Swavv More Than Friends (Reimagined) - Single [Syntax]
John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
Darlene Zschech Shout To The Lord (All The Earth) (feat. Ana Paula Valadão and Ingrid Rosario) - Single [Integrity]

VINYL
Sixpence None The Richer Kiss Me / Perfect Day UO Exclusive 7-inch Single Vinyl [UO/Flatiron]

This Saturday, February 14, 2026
ALBUMS
Dan Damon Needed Time: spirituals (feat. Kurt Ribak) (independent)

Next Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES
Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)

Next Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT [Provident]
Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel And Is To Come - Single [DREAM]
Aaron Cole Peace At Last - Single [Provident/Sony]
DOE Black Boy (feat. Jon Batiste) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Mad - Single [Ocean House]
Hillside Recording Jesus You're Holy - Single [Ocean House]
Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]
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