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Crazy Caption Photo No.154: "Family Force Fixers"

(pictured: ChapStique, Nadaddy, and Crouton of Family Force 5)
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"Guys... uh, guys..." "Not now, Chappy. Dude. It's this one." "No Nadaddy, THIS one!" "GUYS. This is getting HEAVY." "Not now Chappy!" [Sarah Squishy]

After successfully replacing Chapstique with a robot, the guys were trying out the controls... [GSutis01]

Family Force Fixers [zandzrockr]

"What does this switchy thing do?" "Uh...I'm not sure, maybe it's the volume..." - And thus, Crunk-Rock was created... [Summertime]

"See, I told you we could hack into the Canadian government and take conrol through an amplifier." [PabloPanda]

"Listen to me! I worked in Office Depot for a month, I would know..." [Fedorovych]

"Maybe we should stop buying our intruments from the thrift store..." [Sean]

"Quit it... I got it... quit it ... I got it... STOP!" [Bill Droege] *winner*

...and they quickly realized they never should have fired Xanadu... [Austin]

"And this is the epic button, we always keep it on." [Chris Hartman]

"Well, that one moves his arms... What does that button do?" [rockinfarmerboy]

After running out of Chapstick, he desperatley searched for anything else he could put on his lips. [Julie]

"So this one cuts the mic on Superchick, eh?" "Let's do this!" [thisisanickname]

The "Do Not Press The Red Button" Button gets them every time. [Vickitoria]

"I don't know...set it on fire and we'll make a music video." [Sukay]

"No, no, guys, I've done this before. I just bite my thumb and clamp this to my ear, and it completes the circut." [Allie Girl]

Click 1 to dance, Click 2 to die. [jarvie]

"Hold up, wait a minute! Put a tiny little synthesizer in it!" [vikingsfan19]

"Almost the last piece......there..... Next time don't eat crackers over the equipment!" [giggles4ever]

"This is the most complicated game of Frogger ever!" [Super Sassquatch]

This Weeks Winner
Bill Droege won a copy of Family Force 5's remix album, Dance Or Die With A Vengeance (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, January 9, 2026
ALBUMS
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Brown's Diner Bar [MCA Nashville]
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SINGLES
Cutright, JusRzd Duck Tales - Single [Syntax]
EJ Swavv, Jeff Knox, NandoSTL Deja Vu (Remix) - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Rhythm, Lizzie Morgan Thank God I'm Free - Single [Provident]
Faith Worship Arts Something Incredible (Live) - Single [DREAM]
Freedom Church Blood Is Greater - Single [DREAM]
Gethsemane Instrumental Winter Rest - Single [Ocean House]
GLADDEN Good In My Soul - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast lows2highs (feat. gio.) - Single [DREAM]
Illustrate The Sound - Single (independent)
Brandon Lake When A Cowboy Prays (with Cody Johnson) - Single [Provident]
Gabrielle Lovelace You Can't Put God in a Box - Single [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Not By Might - Single [DREAM]
Jeannie Ortega With Me - Single [Syntax]
Matthew West Good - Single [Provident]
CeCe Winans For Your Glory - Single [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, January 16, 2026
SINGLES
Ian Austin, Isaiah William Front Porch Wisdom - Single [Ocean House]
Life.Church Worship Digno De Alabar - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam echoes - Single [Ocean House]
Remnant House GO! - Single [Ocean House]
Phil Wickham, Crowder It Really is Amazing Grace - Single [Fair Trade]
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