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Crazy Caption Photo No.154: "Family Force Fixers"

(pictured: ChapStique, Nadaddy, and Crouton of Family Force 5)
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"Guys... uh, guys..." "Not now, Chappy. Dude. It's this one." "No Nadaddy, THIS one!" "GUYS. This is getting HEAVY." "Not now Chappy!" [Sarah Squishy]

After successfully replacing Chapstique with a robot, the guys were trying out the controls... [GSutis01]

Family Force Fixers [zandzrockr]

"What does this switchy thing do?" "Uh...I'm not sure, maybe it's the volume..." - And thus, Crunk-Rock was created... [Summertime]

"See, I told you we could hack into the Canadian government and take conrol through an amplifier." [PabloPanda]

"Listen to me! I worked in Office Depot for a month, I would know..." [Fedorovych]

"Maybe we should stop buying our intruments from the thrift store..." [Sean]

"Quit it... I got it... quit it ... I got it... STOP!" [Bill Droege] *winner*

...and they quickly realized they never should have fired Xanadu... [Austin]

"And this is the epic button, we always keep it on." [Chris Hartman]

"Well, that one moves his arms... What does that button do?" [rockinfarmerboy]

After running out of Chapstick, he desperatley searched for anything else he could put on his lips. [Julie]

"So this one cuts the mic on Superchick, eh?" "Let's do this!" [thisisanickname]

The "Do Not Press The Red Button" Button gets them every time. [Vickitoria]

"I don't know...set it on fire and we'll make a music video." [Sukay]

"No, no, guys, I've done this before. I just bite my thumb and clamp this to my ear, and it completes the circut." [Allie Girl]

Click 1 to dance, Click 2 to die. [jarvie]

"Hold up, wait a minute! Put a tiny little synthesizer in it!" [vikingsfan19]

"Almost the last piece......there..... Next time don't eat crackers over the equipment!" [giggles4ever]

"This is the most complicated game of Frogger ever!" [Super Sassquatch]

This Weeks Winner
Bill Droege won a copy of Family Force 5's remix album, Dance Or Die With A Vengeance (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Friday, October 22, 2021
Jim & Melissa Brady Ever Faithful [Daywind]
Teddy Campbell Band/font> Marry Me - Single [Gee Tree]
Casting Crowns The Power of the Cross - Single [Provident]
Stephen Christian Awaken - Single [BEC]
The Color No Greater Love [DREAM]
Jason Crabb Home for Christmas - EP [Red Street]
Sean Curran 1,000 Names - EP [Capitol CMG]
Hillsong Worship Thatís The Power (feat. Benjamin Hastings) - Single [Capitol CMG/Hillsong]
Idle Threat Driftwood - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Lion of Judah Closer [BEC/Gospel Song]
Lindsay McCaul Come, O Lord (Maranatha) - Single (independent)
The Old Paths Every Story Whispers His Name - Single [Sonlite]
Aaron Shust Every Morning - Single (independent)
Rebecca St. James Kingdom Come (feat. for KING & COUNTRY) - Single [Bethel]
Stephanie Summers Mighty Strong God [Provident]
Cade Thompson Cade Thompson Christmas - EP [Red Street]
Tim Timmons HERE (Live With Friends) [Integrity]
We The Kingdom A Family Christmas EP [Sparrow]
Zach Williams I Donít Want Christmas To End [Provident]
Anne Wilson My Jesus (feat. Crowder) - Single [Capitol CMG]


Next Friday, October 29, 2021
11th Hour Anthem of the Ages [Crossroads]
Gas Street Music This is Jesus - EP [Integrity]
Love & The Outcome Christmas Lights - Single [Curb/Word]
Marc Martel & Leigh Nash Welcome to Our World - Single
MŌRIAH Live from the Quarry - EP [Cathedral]
MŌRIAH Worth (feat. Joel Smallbone) - Single [Cathedral]
NEEDTOBREATHE Into the Mystery (Vinyl) [Centricity/Elektra]
Point of Grace Sing Noel [Curb/Word]
Sarah Reeves Winter Wonderland (feat. Clark Beckham) - Single [Curb/Word]
SongLab In The Greenhouse - EP [DREAM]
Stars Go Dim Home (feat. Hannah Ellis) - Single [Curb/Word]
Various Artists Dream Christmas Vol. 6 [DREAM]
War Of Ages Rhema - EP [Facedown]

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