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Crazy Caption Photo No.154: "Family Force Fixers"

(pictured: ChapStique, Nadaddy, and Crouton of Family Force 5)
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"Guys... uh, guys..." "Not now, Chappy. Dude. It's this one." "No Nadaddy, THIS one!" "GUYS. This is getting HEAVY." "Not now Chappy!" [Sarah Squishy]

After successfully replacing Chapstique with a robot, the guys were trying out the controls... [GSutis01]

Family Force Fixers [zandzrockr]

"What does this switchy thing do?" "Uh...I'm not sure, maybe it's the volume..." - And thus, Crunk-Rock was created... [Summertime]

"See, I told you we could hack into the Canadian government and take conrol through an amplifier." [PabloPanda]

"Listen to me! I worked in Office Depot for a month, I would know..." [Fedorovych]

"Maybe we should stop buying our intruments from the thrift store..." [Sean]

"Quit it... I got it... quit it ... I got it... STOP!" [Bill Droege] *winner*

...and they quickly realized they never should have fired Xanadu... [Austin]

"And this is the epic button, we always keep it on." [Chris Hartman]

"Well, that one moves his arms... What does that button do?" [rockinfarmerboy]

After running out of Chapstick, he desperatley searched for anything else he could put on his lips. [Julie]

"So this one cuts the mic on Superchick, eh?" "Let's do this!" [thisisanickname]

The "Do Not Press The Red Button" Button gets them every time. [Vickitoria]

"I don't know...set it on fire and we'll make a music video." [Sukay]

"No, no, guys, I've done this before. I just bite my thumb and clamp this to my ear, and it completes the circut." [Allie Girl]

Click 1 to dance, Click 2 to die. [jarvie]

"Hold up, wait a minute! Put a tiny little synthesizer in it!" [vikingsfan19]

"Almost the last piece......there..... Next time don't eat crackers over the equipment!" [giggles4ever]

"This is the most complicated game of Frogger ever!" [Super Sassquatch]

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Bill Droege won a copy of Family Force 5's remix album, Dance Or Die With A Vengeance (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Tuesday, March 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Philip Anthony Rare Form (independent)

This Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG]
Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither]
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson TRAP WORSHIP 2 - Single [Syntax]
Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach]
Jason McGee & The Choir Another Tomorrow [CDAC]
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG]
Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists We Shall Behold Him Tribute to Dottie Rambo [Daywind]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship]
B. Cooper Driver's Seat - Single [RMG Amplify]
Bethel Music Cathedral (Live at Church) (feat. Jonathan David & Melissa Helser) - Single [Bethel]
Chris Caro Noah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Raised by Wolves - Single [Capitol CMG]
Steven Curtis Chapman & Miel San Marcos Cinderella (Espaņol) - Single [The Fuel]
ChristianXXII Glory - Single [Wick Media]
Cutright Nasty - Single [Syntax]
Evelyn Cormier Leaning on Jesus - Single [BEC]
ETSU Bluegrass Pride Band The First Time I Heard About Heaven - Single [Daywind]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL SOS - Single [Riverhouse]
Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship]
Justin Gambino Let Me Not Forget - Single [Residence]
Abbie Gamboa The Wonderful Blood (Amazon Music Original) - Single [Anotherland]
Amy Grant How Do We Get There From Here (feat. Ruby Amanfu) - Single [AG]
Philippa Hanna Citizen (feat. Israel Houghton & Moses Bliss) - Single [Integrity]
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Hollow Grave - Single [Capitol CMG]
J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton x Claire Leslie Whispers - Single [BEC]
Patrick Mayberry Three Days Later - Single [Provident/Sony]
Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC]
Angelina Saathoff Butterflies & Goodbyes (Feat. PAIGE) - Single (independent)
The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue]
Saints in Exile My Mind is a Prison (Orchestral Remix) - Single [Syntax]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Signum Regis Throne Of Gold - Single [Fireflash]
Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG]
Lauren Talley Walls - Single [Horizon]
tonyxtrotter UNTIL THE GOSPEL ft. KJ-52 - Single [Syntax]
Vertical Kings 20-Something - Single [Covenant Music]
Wilson Fairchild Lean On Me - Single [Gaither]

Next Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]

SINGLES
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]
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