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Crazy Caption Photo No.154: "Family Force Fixers"

(pictured: ChapStique, Nadaddy, and Crouton of Family Force 5)
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"Guys... uh, guys..." "Not now, Chappy. Dude. It's this one." "No Nadaddy, THIS one!" "GUYS. This is getting HEAVY." "Not now Chappy!" [Sarah Squishy]

After successfully replacing Chapstique with a robot, the guys were trying out the controls... [GSutis01]

Family Force Fixers [zandzrockr]

"What does this switchy thing do?" "Uh...I'm not sure, maybe it's the volume..." - And thus, Crunk-Rock was created... [Summertime]

"See, I told you we could hack into the Canadian government and take conrol through an amplifier." [PabloPanda]

"Listen to me! I worked in Office Depot for a month, I would know..." [Fedorovych]

"Maybe we should stop buying our intruments from the thrift store..." [Sean]

"Quit it... I got it... quit it ... I got it... STOP!" [Bill Droege] *winner*

...and they quickly realized they never should have fired Xanadu... [Austin]

"And this is the epic button, we always keep it on." [Chris Hartman]

"Well, that one moves his arms... What does that button do?" [rockinfarmerboy]

After running out of Chapstick, he desperatley searched for anything else he could put on his lips. [Julie]

"So this one cuts the mic on Superchick, eh?" "Let's do this!" [thisisanickname]

The "Do Not Press The Red Button" Button gets them every time. [Vickitoria]

"I don't know...set it on fire and we'll make a music video." [Sukay]

"No, no, guys, I've done this before. I just bite my thumb and clamp this to my ear, and it completes the circut." [Allie Girl]

Click 1 to dance, Click 2 to die. [jarvie]

"Hold up, wait a minute! Put a tiny little synthesizer in it!" [vikingsfan19]

"Almost the last piece......there..... Next time don't eat crackers over the equipment!" [giggles4ever]

"This is the most complicated game of Frogger ever!" [Super Sassquatch]

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Bill Droege won a copy of Family Force 5's remix album, Dance Or Die With A Vengeance (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, July 29, 2021
Panther City Riots Say It Like You Mean It - Single (independent)


This Friday, July 30, 2021
Jeremy Camp One Desire - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Color No Greater Love - Single [DREAM]
Futures Good Things - Single [DREAM]
Hillsong Young & Free Out Here On A Friday Where It Began - EP [Capitol CMG]
The Isaacs We Can Work It Out - Single [House of Isaacs]
Coby James Mixtape Side B EP [Centricity]
Jonah 33 Bullet From A Gun - Single [Boleyn]
Vince Lichlyter Things I Need To Say - Single [Boleyn]
Lifehouse Dragonflies - Single [Allswell]
The Lore Family Run to the Throne - Single [Horizon]
Make Sure Japanese Bonus Track - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Mark Hubbard & The Voices Now Cry Holy - Single [Hez House/RCA/Sony]
Meadows The Call - Single [Facedown]
NEEDTOBREATHE Into the Mystery [Centricity/Elektra]
Passion & Evan Craft No Hay Imposibles Para Dios (feat. Kristian Stanfill) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dottie Rambo It’s The Soul of Me (1968 Digital Reissue) [Provident/Sony]
Reba Rambo Reba Rambo (Digital Reissue) [eOne]
REVERE Yet Not I But Through Christ In Me (Live) - Single (feat. Citizens & Mission House) [Integrity]
Sidewalk Prophets I Believe It Now (Alternate Versions) [Curb/Word]
SongLab Simplicity (Live) - EP [DREAM]
Soul Survivor Great is He - Single [Integrity]
Together Now Redeemed (feat. Branan Murphy, Mia Lazar & Michael Georges Jr.) - Single [DREAM]


Next Friday, August 6, 2021
Lauren Daigle Tremble - Single [Centricity]
for KING & COUNTRY Relate - Single [Curb/Word]
Honor & Glory Battle Belongs - Single [BEC]
Tamela Mann Overcomer [Tillymann Music]
Mirours Dazzle - EP [Tooth & Nail]
Sanctus Real Rebel - Single [Fair Trade]
Anne Wilson My Jesus (Live from Nashville) EP [Capitol CMG]

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