Jesusfreakhideout.com celebrates 30 Years online in 2026... Get Your Music - and everything else - on Amazon! All purchases made on Amazon through this link earn a commission for Jesusfreakhideout.com!
Get the new FREE JFH MP3 compilation August 13, 2026!

Previous Caption
Lloyd's Crazy Captions
This week's photo


Crazy Caption Photo No.168: "The Beautiful Lowdown"

(pictured: Tim Foreman and Jon Foreman of Switchfoot)
Next Caption


"Okay, if you want to sing on stage, you're going to have to offer me more than that." [JJ]

"Take a good look at my face... Nobody told me I was being interviewed!" [kiwi12345]

"Okay and then I realized 'Why not record 3 more albums'? You kno...wait...why are you wearing my hat?" [Toeyoe]

"Well, you know, I owe my great hair to Head and Shoulders." [Daniel]

"Jon suddenly realizied that the reporter wasn't really interested in how to play guitar left-handed. He only wanted to stare at the strange creature on his shirt." [SwitchFan]

"For the fifth time Mr. Jonas, i can't give you advice when you have NO TALENT!" [Joseph]

"So how did we end up here?" "Well, we just came from the, uh-" "Think about it, Jon. How did you get here? Where are you right now?" ["Maniac" Matt] *winner*

"My first question for the interview is, what in the world is on that shirt?" [DropDawg]

It was in this moment that Jon realized ghost stories are much less scary when told in the middle of the day... and during an interview... [Lex the Sparrow]

The Beautiful Lowdown [rawkfist33]

"NO, I WILL NOT KEEP MY VOICE DOWN UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY FEDORA!" [Jay]

"You're not gonna autotune this, are you?" [Greg]

"Mr. Foreman, there is but one question the world wants, no, NEEDS to know." *dramatic pause* "Is that an animal in a diaper wearing a top hat holding a microphone sitting on a bed of nails on your shirt?!" [Kevan]

"Yes, I know that my hair is beautiful. I use Head and Shoulders." [nick-bob01]

"Wait a minute... you think HE'S Jon Foreman?" [schmartperson]

"Wait...back up...what about my mother?" [Jider1987]

"You know, we use 'hurricane' metaphorically... How are you not understanding this?!" [Jordan]

"My four solo EP's were going to be named after the moon cycles but then Tim told me 'Eclipse' and 'New Moon' might get confused with something else." [Casey Samuel]

This Weeks Winner
"Maniac" Matt won a pre-release copy of Michael W. Smith's new album, Wonder (out September 28) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

  go back or go to the Caption archive

 

Music News Headlines


.Katy Nichole Announces "Honest Conversations" Fall Tour, Signs WME Christian Media Group For Exclusive Booking
  Wed, 19 Aug 2026 14:34:19 EST
.Jekalyn Carr Announces Upcoming "A Night of Breakthrough Tour"
  Wed, 19 Aug 2026 14:11:45 EST
.Freedom Heart Releases "Come In" to Christian Radio
  Tue, 18 Aug 2026 13:47:11 EST
.Jenna Raine Extends the Jeans, Boys and Jesus Tour with Nine Dates Across Europe and the U.K. This November
  Mon, 17 Aug 2026 17:17:03 EST
.Eddy Mann Announces August 21st Release of Jazz-Influenced Worship Single "We Are"
  Mon, 17 Aug 2026 17:08:47 EST
.Stowtown Records Announces Deluxe Edition of Legacy Five's Landmark 25 Album
  Mon, 17 Aug 2026 16:46:07 EST
.Kirk Franklin, Yolanda Adams, Keyla Richardson, Erica Campbell, Kierra Sheard, Lil Rel at 41st Stellar Gospel Music Awards
  Sat, 15 Aug 2026 23:57:47 EST

.Click here All News Headlines | RSS Icon RSS

                 
Check out JFH's Lloyd in his first-ever childrens book!

Search JFH


Music Out This Week


This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
Lady Audri A Lady's Prayer - Single [Syntax]
Bleach Once Again Here We Are - Single [Residence]
Chris Caro RESTLE$$ - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus A Sinners Mercy (ft. tonyxtrotter & TNV) - Single [Syntax]
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
Eddy Mann We Are - Single [MTS]
No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]
For all release dates, click here!
 

New Music Reviews

Purchase Original Art Prints, Drawings, Stickers, Bookmarks and more from JFH's own John DiBiase!

New Indie Reviews

New Movie Reviews

Need proofreading and editing help? We've got you covered! Click here to learn more
Check out depositphotos for royalty free images