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Crazy Caption Photo No.168: "The Beautiful Lowdown"

(pictured: Tim Foreman and Jon Foreman of Switchfoot)
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"Okay, if you want to sing on stage, you're going to have to offer me more than that." [JJ]

"Take a good look at my face... Nobody told me I was being interviewed!" [kiwi12345]

"Okay and then I realized 'Why not record 3 more albums'? You kno...wait...why are you wearing my hat?" [Toeyoe]

"Well, you know, I owe my great hair to Head and Shoulders." [Daniel]

"Jon suddenly realizied that the reporter wasn't really interested in how to play guitar left-handed. He only wanted to stare at the strange creature on his shirt." [SwitchFan]

"For the fifth time Mr. Jonas, i can't give you advice when you have NO TALENT!" [Joseph]

"So how did we end up here?" "Well, we just came from the, uh-" "Think about it, Jon. How did you get here? Where are you right now?" ["Maniac" Matt] *winner*

"My first question for the interview is, what in the world is on that shirt?" [DropDawg]

It was in this moment that Jon realized ghost stories are much less scary when told in the middle of the day... and during an interview... [Lex the Sparrow]

The Beautiful Lowdown [rawkfist33]

"NO, I WILL NOT KEEP MY VOICE DOWN UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY FEDORA!" [Jay]

"You're not gonna autotune this, are you?" [Greg]

"Mr. Foreman, there is but one question the world wants, no, NEEDS to know." *dramatic pause* "Is that an animal in a diaper wearing a top hat holding a microphone sitting on a bed of nails on your shirt?!" [Kevan]

"Yes, I know that my hair is beautiful. I use Head and Shoulders." [nick-bob01]

"Wait a minute... you think HE'S Jon Foreman?" [schmartperson]

"Wait...back up...what about my mother?" [Jider1987]

"You know, we use 'hurricane' metaphorically... How are you not understanding this?!" [Jordan]

"My four solo EP's were going to be named after the moon cycles but then Tim told me 'Eclipse' and 'New Moon' might get confused with something else." [Casey Samuel]

This Weeks Winner
"Maniac" Matt won a pre-release copy of Michael W. Smith's new album, Wonder (out September 28) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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This Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot]
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC]
Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG]
for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records]
Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent)
Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]
Zauntee GOD REMEMBERS [BEC]

SINGLES
Alphein HIGHER - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro Outcast - Single [Syntax]
ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream]
Evelyn Cormier + Rain City Worship The Lord Is My Shepherd (Psalm 23) - Single [BEC]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus I'm So Old School - Single [Syntax]
Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream]
eddieM Your Way - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv, MAYIA WARREN & Bill B. God Did - Single [Syntax]
iNTELLECT, Elan Brio Good Vibe - Single [Polished Arrow]
The Lighthouse Boys America Bless God - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb]
Miles Minnick, Lecrae, nobigdyl. Christlike University - Single [Reach]
Kevi Morse It's your time - Single [Syntax]
Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb]
Northview Worship Praise God for His Mercy - Single [BEC]
outr.cty Beautiful Dreamer - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream]
Q-Flo Wild Flower 8 - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Majin - Single [Syntax]
Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream]
Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream]
Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)

VINYL
Newsboys Not Ashamed [Magenta] Vinyl [Girder]

Next Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target & The Arrow (independent)

Next Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
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