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Crazy Caption Photo No.168: "The Beautiful Lowdown"

(pictured: Tim Foreman and Jon Foreman of Switchfoot)
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"Okay, if you want to sing on stage, you're going to have to offer me more than that." [JJ]

"Take a good look at my face... Nobody told me I was being interviewed!" [kiwi12345]

"Okay and then I realized 'Why not record 3 more albums'? You kno...wait...why are you wearing my hat?" [Toeyoe]

"Well, you know, I owe my great hair to Head and Shoulders." [Daniel]

"Jon suddenly realizied that the reporter wasn't really interested in how to play guitar left-handed. He only wanted to stare at the strange creature on his shirt." [SwitchFan]

"For the fifth time Mr. Jonas, i can't give you advice when you have NO TALENT!" [Joseph]

"So how did we end up here?" "Well, we just came from the, uh-" "Think about it, Jon. How did you get here? Where are you right now?" ["Maniac" Matt] *winner*

"My first question for the interview is, what in the world is on that shirt?" [DropDawg]

It was in this moment that Jon realized ghost stories are much less scary when told in the middle of the day... and during an interview... [Lex the Sparrow]

The Beautiful Lowdown [rawkfist33]

"NO, I WILL NOT KEEP MY VOICE DOWN UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY FEDORA!" [Jay]

"You're not gonna autotune this, are you?" [Greg]

"Mr. Foreman, there is but one question the world wants, no, NEEDS to know." *dramatic pause* "Is that an animal in a diaper wearing a top hat holding a microphone sitting on a bed of nails on your shirt?!" [Kevan]

"Yes, I know that my hair is beautiful. I use Head and Shoulders." [nick-bob01]

"Wait a minute... you think HE'S Jon Foreman?" [schmartperson]

"Wait...back up...what about my mother?" [Jider1987]

"You know, we use 'hurricane' metaphorically... How are you not understanding this?!" [Jordan]

"My four solo EP's were going to be named after the moon cycles but then Tim told me 'Eclipse' and 'New Moon' might get confused with something else." [Casey Samuel]

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This Friday, July 25, 2025
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