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Crazy Caption Photo No.176: "BrandonReal"

(pictured: GabeReal and Brandon Heath; Photo by John DiBiase)
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"This right here, ladies and gentlemen, is the only living Jaguars fan on Earth!" [DaddyAaron311]

"Check it out!!! He touched me!!" [Martin and Me]

Time was getting short, how could they both preform? And then it him them. Why not preform together? Yeah, that went smooth... [Mary]

"Hey Toby...Hey Toby!! He believed me... he thinks he can rap!!!" [GSutis01]

Seconds later, realizing he wasn't actually singing with Tim Tebow, the mood changed drastically... [Jakers]

"DANG!! You're right! That girl in the second row is ugly!" [emileeC]

"Number 2?! More like number 1!! This guy can sing!" [Christianna]

Guess who is ready in case the NFL Lockout means another season of replacement players! [Boog]

"Look ma! We finally got rid of Toby!" [toeyoe]

"He wants to be the next Kirk Franklin - Can you imagine?" [Melinda]

"B, you're a great and all.. and I'm gonna let you finish in a minute, but I think I'm a better rapper and should be doing this." [Bethany]

BrandonReal [JediJeter]

"He's number 2! He's number 2!!" [Moni]

"OMYGOSH I can't do this anymore he's an Eagles fan!!" [typicaltuesday]

A piercing scream filled the auditorium as he demonstrated the proper way to give a wedgie. [Katiegirl] *winner*

Brandon Heath's trophy case: a Dove Award, a Grammy, and an Emmy. Is the Vince Lombardi trophy his next target? [C-note]

"Pinch bug, no tag backs!" [Batman]

"This is all i've ever dreamed and now it's happening! Mom take a picture!!!" [Joanna]

"In sports news, Brandon Heath declared for the NFL replacement player draft. His friend and current Philadelphia kicker, David Akers, was reportedly not amused" [Indygus]

Brandon very well knew he could only be number two on stage with Toby if he wanted to continue on the tour. [jesusfreak20]

"Gimme that mic for just one second, gimme the mike so I can sing" [bc]

"Jesus is #1. But check out who is 2!" [Kawrider]

"Oh man! Look who I'm standing next to! Look Who it is!....seriously who is it?" [Kevan]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Matt Gorman Nature of the Beast - Single [By Design]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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