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Crazy Caption Photo No.178: "Coffee Control"

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"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]

Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria] *winner*

"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]

Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]

"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]

"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]

"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]

"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]

"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]

Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]

"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]

"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]

"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]

"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]

"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]

"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]

This Weeks Winner
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