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Crazy Caption Photo No.178: "Coffee Control"

(pictured: Stevan Vela of Abandon)
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"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]

Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria] *winner*

"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]

Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]

"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]

"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]

"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]

"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]

"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]

Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]

"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]

"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]

"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]

"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]

"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]

"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]

This Weeks Winner
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Music Out This Week


This Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS
DPB Undefeated [MTS]

This Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG]
NCS Collective Nothing But the Name (independent)
Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]


SINGLES
Garett and Kate Serban Sing Of Your Love (Live) - Single [Bethel]
GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM]
Nate Goodlet Catalina - Single (independent)
Grace Graber Oceans - Single (independent)
Jay-Way Bank On It (feat. KB) - Single [Curb]
Kingsmen Is That The Old Ship Zion - Single [Horizon]
Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM]
John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome Sparrow - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro ...Ain't For the Saints - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse After All - Single [Syntax]
Warren Peay Learn Something Old - Single [Integrity]
Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Tommee Profitt There Is Power (feat. CROWDER) - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Rogers Family A Place to Spend the Night - Single [Horizon]
Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony]
Scout and the Saints Dancin' on My Grave - Single (independent)
Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)
Terrian Testimony (feat. CeCe Winans) - Single [Gotee]

Next Friday, March 20, 2026
ALBUMS
The Caballerials Waxed Curbs & Suburbs - EP [Small Step]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church The Church - Single [DREAM Worship]
Josh Grove Rain or Shine - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording A Savior Who Cares - Single [Ocean House]
Hulvey DAVE - Single [Reach]

VINYL
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings Vinyl [Provident/Sony]
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