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Crazy Caption Photo No.178: "Coffee Control"

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"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]

Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria] *winner*

"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]

Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]

"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]

"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]

"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]

"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]

"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]

Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]

"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]

"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]

"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]

"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]

"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]

"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]

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This Thursday, May 28, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

This Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Cochren & Co. Runs in the Blood [Gotee]
Dojo Saints Dojo Saints (independent)
Elevation Worship Alleluia - EP [Elevation]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs 2026 Q2 (independent)
Heartbound Lamentations - EP [Charon Collective]
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender (Live at RCA Studios) - EP [MCA Nashville]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Jess Ray MAMA (independent)
Red Rocks Worship Promised Land [Provident]
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Various Artists Rock, Paper, Scissors, METAL: Vol. 4 [JFH Music]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
Lady Audri IOU - Single [Syntax]
Bill B. The usual - Single [Syntax]
Bethany Wohrle & John Wilds He Is Here - Single [Bethel]
bodie ALMOST FAMOUS - Single [Provident]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Battlefront (Spiritual War) - Single [Syntax]
Eauclaire Changing - Single [NCS]
Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
iNTELLECT, Elan Brio Daily Operation - Single [Polished Arrow]
Mat Kearney Big Man (feat. Steinza) - Single (independent)
David Leonard Walkin' On Down - Single [Provident]
Vic Lucas Joy is Coming - Single [Syntax]
The Malpass Brothers He Touched Me - Single [Gaither]
Lloyd Nicks We Won't - Single [Curb]
Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Jenna Raine What Would I Say? - Single [Warner]
Saints in Exile Need an Escape - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]
Lauren Talley Look At The Lamb - Single [Horizon]
Tenroc u or nothing - Single [Provident]
TRU-SERVA Put In Work (Steven Malcolm) - Single [Trans4mation]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]

Next Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

Next Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single [Ocean House]
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