"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]
Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria]
"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]
Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]
"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]
"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]
"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]
"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]
"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]
"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]
Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]
"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]
"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]
"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]
"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]
"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]
"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]
"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]
Lady Wstria won a copy of Feedback by Derek Webb (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Wednesday, October 8, 2025
SINGLES Amy Jay Back to What's Natural - Single (independent)
This Friday, October 10, 2025
ALBUMS Citizens m us eum [Anotherland Records] Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire: Songs From The Smoke [Provident] Grace Graber Everything You Ever Wanted - EP [Wings] Faith Worship Arts Fill This House (Deluxe) [DREAM] Jesus Culture Send The Fire: Live From London [Capitol CMG] The Kingdom Heirs Fortieth Anniversary [Sonlite] Tasha Layton Life in Me [BEC] Myles Maestro Dead End Road - EP [Syntax] Make Sure Starry May Morning (independent) Wintley Phipps A Symphonic Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria Gaither [Gaither] SNT. VINCENT Final Greetings [Syntax] Razzie Digital Psalms - EP [Syntax] Matthew West Come Home For Christmas [Provident/Story House] Josh Wright LEAD (Deluxe) (independent)
SINGLES Holly Brand One Thing He Wouldn't Do - Single [Integrity] Chosen Road Daddy Was a Navy Man - Single [Thoroughbred] Drakeford Writing on the Wall - Single (independent) EJ Swavv & Jeff Knox Deja Vu - Single [Syntax] gio. DANCE LIKE DAVID (feat. Swaizy) - Single [Capitol CMG] Benjamin William Hastings At the heart of it (from Worship Together) - Single [Capitol CMG] JSP No More (feat. Kevin Young) - Single (independent) Kelo Memory Lane - Single [Syntax] MATTHEWS Broken Forever - Single [Curb] Patrick Mayberry + Katie Torwalt God Is Faithful - Single [Provident] MAYIA Pass Me Not - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse Like You - Single [Syntax] Jeannie Ortega Decipher - Single [Syntax] Run51 Song Of My Soul - Single [DREAM] Lee Vasi A Pesar De Todo - Single [Capitol CMG] Zane Vickery Name (Live at Greenbriar) - Single (independent) Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible Praise You For Eternity - Single [Vineyard] Jovan Whyte Never Give Up (feat. Dweeno) - Single (independent)
Next Friday, October 17, 2025
ALBUMS ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident] Blanca Full Bloom [Curb] Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither] Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder] Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder] Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent) Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent) Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)
DVD Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]