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Crazy Caption Photo No.178: "Coffee Control"

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"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]

Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria] *winner*

"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]

Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]

"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]

"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]

"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]

"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]

"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]

Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]

"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]

"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]

"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]

"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]

"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]

"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]

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This Tuesday, September 9, 2025
DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent)
Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent)
John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]

This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS
Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent)
Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG]
Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM]
Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG]
Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax]
Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent)
twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen]
tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]

SINGLES
BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb]
Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent)
I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax]
Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax]
Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax]
Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax]
The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent)
VOTA Magical - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS
Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent)
Influence Music One True God (independent)
LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship]
Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent)
Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent)
Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM]
Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident]
Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)

SINGLES
Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent)
John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]
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