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Crazy Caption Photo No.178: "Coffee Control"

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"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]

Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria] *winner*

"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]

Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]

"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]

"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]

"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]

"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]

"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]

Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]

"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]

"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]

"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]

"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]

"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]

"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
Drown The Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP [Charon Collective]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
The Emerging Sound Jesus, the Light of the World [People & Songs]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Mangled Carpenter Between Blood And Silence - EP [Rottweiler]
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Cakewalk - Single [Syntax]
Josh Baldwin Spirit of the Living God - Single [Bethel]
Destiny Barber what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
Pat Barrett Count On You (Worship Together Sessions) - Single [Capitol CMG]
EJ Swavv, Rahlan Kay, Sons of Mack Push - Single [Syntax]
Emery Stimulated - Single (independent)
J.Solo, Monster Tarver, YP aka Young Paul Invisible Warfare - Single [Syntax]
JusRzd, Mic Wise, Cyrus Sonata Double or Nothing - Single [Syntax]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro FEAR - Single [Syntax]
Nineties Worship Night + Elenee I Will Never Be - Single [NWN]
Jeannie Ortega Never Forgotten - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Red Worship Memories- Single (independent)
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
The Rogers Family Secret Place - Single [Horizon]
Sanctus Real The War I'm In - Single [The Fuel]
Shelltown Paradise In the Fall - Single (independent)
Matthew West Back to Jesus - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, July 24
ALBUMS
Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud]
Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS]
The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon]
Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent)
Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent)
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Wings]
Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings]
Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]
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