"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]
Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria]
"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]
Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]
"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]
"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]
"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]
"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]
"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]
"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]
Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]
"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]
"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]
"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]
"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]
"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]
"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]
"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]
Lady Wstria won a copy of Feedback by Derek Webb (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS Chad Cory America [DREAM] Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]
SINGLES Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]
Next Friday, July 11, 2025
ALBUMS Hammock Nevertheless (independent) Jeremy Rosado The Waiting Room [Capitol CMG] Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings [Provident] Stars Go Dim Roses [Curb]
SINGLES Mountains in the Sea TBA - Single [DREAM Worship] Joel Vaughn Get Over It - Single [DREAM]
VINYL The Swirling Eddies Let's Spin! Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Outdoor Elvis Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Zoom Daddy Vinyl [Girder]