"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]
Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria]
"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]
Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]
"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]
"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]
"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]
"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]
"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]
"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]
Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]
"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]
"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]
"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]
"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]
"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]
"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]
"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]
Lady Wstria won a copy of Feedback by Derek Webb (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, October 17, 2025
ALBUMS ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident] AOH Music BEHOLD (Acoustic Live), Vol. 1 (independent) Blanca Full Bloom [Curb] Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither] Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder] Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder] Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: I Gave You Everything I Had - EP [UMG] Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent) Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent) Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG] Megan Woods The Truth EP [Fair Trade]
SINGLES Elevation Worship Jesus Be The Name - Single [Provident] F'rael God's Wheel (ft. TRYBISHOP) - Single [Syntax] Brandon Lake When A Cowboy Prays (Amazon Music Songline) - Single [Provident] LEON Undefeated - Single [El Rescate Music] No Vain Glory UNLEADED - Single [Syntax] Park 7 The Hope Is On The Way - Single (independent) Rave Jesus & Gracie Binion Need Your Love - Single [Provident] REFVGE, Cyfë II & WAY? U P W A R D S ft. Bianca Silver & Josh LeCroy - Single [Syntax] Rhymes In Harmony & MAYIA My Sister - Single [Syntax] Rock City Worship Gravestone - Single [Capitol CMG] Anton Scholl Born To Love You - Single [Near Kingdom] Nathan Sheridan Don't Lose Hope - Single [WieRok] SNT. VINCENT Feast of the Saints - Single [Syntax] Vertical Kings Faith In Stereo - Single [Covenant] Vic Lucas, Essence Natay & Ashleey Barnes Let it Rain - Single [Syntax] Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent) Aaron Williams Abide (feat. CAIN) - Single [Integrity]
DVD Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]
Next Friday, October 24, 2025
ALBUMS John Allan untitled EP [Centricity] Dan Bremnes The Villain - EP [Curb] Clear Convictions Endure [Resuscitation] God Behind Bars Music Live From Angola Prison Vol. 1 [Provident] Fepeste This World Ain't Mine to Change [Velvet Blue] gio. FINE BY ME [Capitol CMG] Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident] Tyson Motsenbocker Modern Worries [Tooth & Nail] Smalltown Poets St. Augustine (independent) Zahriya Zachary Rediscovery [Bethel]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Joe L Barnes Grief, Joy, Gratitude - Single [Provident] Chad Cory, Zacardi Cortez My First Love (Remix) - Single [DREAM] Leanna Crawford Beginning Of Your Grace - Single [Provident] darthy Juniper Tree - Single [WieRok] Emerson Day Midnight Hour - Single [Fair Trade] Good Weather Forecast lows2highs - Single [DREAM] Grace + Max Rich - Single [WieRok] Mercy Tribe Music The King is in the Room (feat. Ayiesha Woods) - Single (independent) Mountains in the Sea You Never Fail (feat. Emily Guy) - Single [DREAM] Seph Schlueter Already On The Way (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Provident] Tomb Slayer The Christmas Lamb (feat. Khristian Dentley & Sarah Whittemore) - Single [Tomb Slayer] The Undertaking! All Smiles - Single (independent)