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Crazy Caption Photo No.178: "Coffee Control"

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"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]

Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria] *winner*

"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]

Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]

"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]

"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]

"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]

"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]

"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]

Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]

"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]

"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]

"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]

"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]

"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]

"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]

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This Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

This Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single (independent)

This Thursday, June 4, 2026
ALBUMS
Mike Janzen The End of Myself (independent)

This Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
ALTIRA Death of Fear - EP [The Fuel]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Reba Rambo On the Folk Side of Gospel (1968) [Sony Legacy]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
11th Hour Just Keep The Faith - Single [Sonlite]
Holly Brand If I Can't Wear Boots - Single [Integrity]
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
Chris Caro Je Me Souviens - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Menace - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jordan Colle Headed My Way - Single [Bethel]
Allison Eide HIPS - Single [Anotherland]
EJ Swavv & MAYIA WARREN No One - Single [Syntax]
Future Of Forestry, Eric Owyoung We Are Grand - Single (independent)
JJ Hairston Jesus (feat. Dante Bowe) - Single [Motown Gospel]
Joseph Habedank Agnus Dei/Worthy of It All - Single [Gaither]
The Hyssongs It's Not Over Yet - Single [Horizon]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
Jess Ford I'm the Woman at the Well - Single (independent)
Icon for Hire A Girl is Like a Piece of Gum - Single (independent)
Daye Jack Can't Get Lukewarm - Single (independent)
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single (independent)
Red Worship Christ Our King - Single (independent)
Tds Cam One More Step - Single [Syntax]
Tree63 Voyage - Single [Just Music]
We Are Messengers Lay It All On You - Single [Curb]

Next Sunday, June 7
ALBUMS
Brett Leyde Like a Fool - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Seth Davey Dance in the Dark - Single (independent)

Next Friday, June 12
ALBUMS
Brave Days Crisis - EP [Common Thread Records]
Flesh Incinerant Alkaloid Grace - EP (independent)
Hopeful. The Art of Letting Go (independent)
Tori Kelly God Must Really Love Me [Epic]
KNGDM REVIVAL Parables [Dream]
Patrick Mayberry Anybody Else - EP [Provident/Sony]
Mountains in the Sea Your Will Be Done - Single [Dream]
So Much Hope, Buried. Wither | Grow (independent)
We The Kingdom Everything I Thought Was Pleasure [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Brothrly Forever - Single (independent)
Carly Ann Taylor Heavenly Father - Single [Curb]
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