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Crazy Caption Photo No.178: "Coffee Control"

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"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]

Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria] *winner*

"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]

Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]

"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]

"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]

"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]

"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]

"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]

Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]

"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]

"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]

"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]

"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]

"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]

"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]

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This Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
The Figs How Did We Get Here? (independent)
Grand Motel Tooth of the Lion: A Spring Perennial (independent)
Philippa Hanna x Irael Houghton Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Lakewood Music + Worship Together Thank The Lord (Worship Together Session) EP [Worship Together]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels - Single [BEC]
Autumn's Descent Caesar (I'll Haunt You Now) - Single (independent)
Caleb & John x Steven Curtis Chapman Proud - Single [Fair Trade]
CCV Music He's Working (Everything for Good) - Single [Harmony Group]
GVTH DVDDY Who Knows How It Ends? - Single [Velvet Blue Music]
J. Solo In the Good & Bad ft. Boannski - Single [Syntax]
Kamban No Chainmail (Freestyle) - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro LONELY SOUL - Single [Syntax]
Eddy Mann I Will Never Know the Desert Again - Single [MTS]
Darius Mullin Tombstone Blues ft. Paper Watch - Single (independent)
outr.cty, Zippy, OnBeatMusic CHEESIN' - Single [Syntax]
Presence Music Pick Up That Book - Single (independent)
Razzie, TUVÍ, & Baruch WEWHOOPINHELL - Single [Syntax]
Tyraels Ascension Bittersweet - Single [Rottweiler]
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Charles Weems I Will Follow - Single [Provident]
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)

Next Tuesday, May 26, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

Next Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]
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