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Crazy Caption Photo No.178: "Coffee Control"

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"Prepare yourself, because he's gonna be shaking like Scooby-Doo once he gets on stage." [JPC]

Warning: Coffee may stunt your growth. [Lady Wstria] *winner*

"I bought the smallest they had!!" [derp]

Who needs a 5 hour energy drink when you can have a 5 day energy drink? [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

"Let me get this straight. I drink three of these I get my money back?!" [Hawk Nelson98]

"Uh yes. I would like a double-mocha-triple-backflip-extra-caffeine-splinter-spin-bucket-even-more-caffeine-razzle-dazzle. Oh and extra whipped cream." [MrJesusGeek]

"Hey these Starbucks cups are only $24.99!" [RockinOutTJ]

"My doctor said I'm addicted to coffee. He told me I could only have on cup a day..." [Nader]

"Does my awesomeness make this cup look small?" [SMC]

"Hey, it's decaf. Alright?" [Colin]

Jehovah Java - For when you need an Awakening to God. [ScwhimmerGuy]

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" [Katie]

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a five pound bag of sugar and a gallon jug of milk? These single serving packets just aren't doing it for me." [RcRicketts]

"Would you like to Super Size that sir?" [Tera]

"Seriously, no gel needed. The larger the cup, the straighter the spikes." [newsboyphreek]

"They call it a 'Texan Grande'" [DJ Ska]

"You should the size of the teaspoon!" [Azza]

"Man, I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom, in the meantime, tell the guy behind the counter to start filling it up again, what was it, $1.23 a gallon?" [Daniel]

"SOMEBODY pulled an all-nighter, I see..." [Lydia Sedai]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, November 5
ALBUMS
Scroll Eater In The Mouth Of The Prophet - EP [Facedown]

SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Free Fall (feat. Conner Smith) - Single [UMG]

VINYL
Chris Renzema Every December Vinyl [Centricity]

This Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
The Band JAREN O Holy Night - EP [Provident / Sony]
Big Daddy Weave It's Time for Christmas - EP [Curb]
Extol Aura of Decay [Solid State]
Grace Graber Sophomore Year (independent)
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
LO Worship The Drought Is Over (Live from LO Conference) [Integrity]
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
MYTCH Leverage - EP [Credential]
Blessing Offor To All A Good Night (The King Has Come) [Capitol CMG]
Anita Ranae Dwell in Hope - EP [Rottweiler]
Tommee Profitt The Birth Of A King: Live In Concert (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Sleeping At Last Atlas: Sustain - EP (independent)
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas Live) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Bryan Andrew Wilson, Lola Falana O Holy Night! - Single (independent)
Steven Curtis Chapman 10,000 Reasons/Greater Things - Single [The Fuel]
The Choir Room Better Than This (feat. Dorinda Clark-Cole) - Single [Centricity]
Me'Kayla De'Siree Hands On Me - Single [Motown Gospel]
Dise Prevail - Single (independent)
Dragons & Astronauts On The First Day Of Christmas (I Wrote A Song In D) - Single (independent)
Elan Brio, Illustrate Reactors - Single [Polished Arrow]
Forrest Frank Go! Go! Go! (feat. Lecrae & KB) - Single [River House]
Garrett & Kate Serban O Come All Ye Faithful / All Hail King Jesus - Single [Bethel]
Ellie Holcomb Waterfalling - Single [Capitol CMG]
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
Presence Music The Darkness Didn't Know - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Allan Scott Loser - Single [DREAM]
SEU Worship SEU Worship releases “Wild Rushing Wind (Viento Recio) - Single [Provident]
Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]
Phil Wickham, CeCe Winans Peace on Earth - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]
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