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Crazy Caption Photo No.179: "Darth Duncan"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips of Newsboys)
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Duncan Phillips: part time drummer for Newsboys, part time member of the Jedi Order. [C-note]

"Hey its a cardboard cut out from the new upcoming summer blockbuster: Star Wars Episode VII: Backstreet's Back!" [Zakk]

"You WILL write a 5-star review for our new album..." [Sean Huncherick]

"I'm sorry Duncan, but Peter has gone to the Dark Side!!" [Xavier]

Who knew Zoolander had the Force? [Wilde]

Giant sun glasses: $15. Glow in the dark Lightsaber: $23. Posing like a Jedi for 4 hours straight and scaring people as they go by: Priceless. [Kitty]

Master Yoda: "Strong in the Force he is NOT." [MasterJedi88]

"I must fight on...it's what Master Furler would've wanted." [musicfanben]

Here we have Darth Vader in his early stages of fatherhood, shopping for a present for Luke. This is before all the dirty diapers (which were strong with the Force, if ya know what I mean) drove him to join the Dark Side. [Baughy] *winner*

The last Aussie in the band has finally lost it. [kreebs]

Even when holding a pink lightsaber he still looks more manly than you. [Chris]

New CD compliation series, Punk Goes Star Wars [Jairbear]

"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur." [empty]

"This lightsaber is fake, but if you dare try and steal any of these toys, these guns below my shoulders are fully loaded." [Tory]

"These are not the toys you are looking for." [Bertlebum]

When a Jedi shops for his daughter's Birthday he must be ready for anything! [Kevman]

Darth Duncan [megs]

Forget him. I'm honestly wondering why there was a lightsaber in the girls section. [Tim Johnson]

Seconds later, he discovered that the tiny old woman fighting with him over the Black Friday sales was indeed Yoda. [indieannajones]

"When the 'Boys lightsaber up..." [DJ Ska]

A Jedi's strength flows from the toy aisle. [horselover]

Sadly, he's our only hope. [Chris]

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This Tuesday, June 3, 2025
SINGLES
Sixpence None The Richer The Needle and the Damage Done - Single [Flatiron]

This Friday, June 6, 2025
ALBUMS
CCV Hollow (Deluxe) (independent)
Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire [Provident]
Hopeful. The Wild One - EP (independent)
Christy Nockels King Who Never Sleeps; Anthems for Rest [The Fuel]
Pastor Mike Jr. God Showing Out - EP [Rock City]
Isaiah J. Thompson The Book of Isaiah: Modern Jazz Ministry [Mack Avenue]
Chris Whittington Bright Portal 2025 Remastered Version - EP (independent)

SINGLES
7eventh Time Down My Will - Single [BEC]
Pat Barrett Praise The Lord Forever - Single [Capitol]
Bill B. & Cyrus Sonata Kevlar - Single [Syntax]
bodie whisper and the wind (b+CL version) - Single [Provident]
Burial Extraction The Overseer - Single [Charon Collective]
Elan Brio I'm Satisfied (ft. Henry Israel) - Single (independent)
Aaron Cole NOBODY BUT GOD (ft. Parris Chariz and Jon Keith) - Single [RCAI]
Equippers Worship Living in Freedom (Live) - Single [DREAM]
Kirk Franklin Do It Again - Single [Fo Yo Soul]
Good Weather Forecast Pray - Single [DREAM]
Ic3rd & EJ Swavv Woke Up (ft. CJ Emulous & George.Rose) - Single [Syntax]
King David tha Vessel Consistant - Single (independent)
The Kingsmen Wish You Were Here - Single [Horizon]
Brandon Lake Daddy's DNA - Single [Provident]
Myles Maestro Flood (ft. Ace Savage & Shruumi) - Single [Syntax]
Mell Omii Wave - Single [Syntax]
Kevi Morse Mr. Pilot - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship Time For Revival - Single [BEC]
Sleeping At Last The Piano (Original Score) - Single - Single (independent)
Roy Tosh Everything's Gonna Be Alright (feat. PEABOD) - Single [RMG Amplify]
Solachi Voz All I Need - Single [Syntax]
Emilie Weiss Genesis (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC]
Ayiesha Woods I Have Hope - Single [Backsider]
Megan Woods I Believe You - Single [FairTrade]

VINYL
Ironwrath Master Storyteller Vinyl [Girder]

Next Friday, June 13, 2025
ALBUMS
Coqui Death to Your Ego [DREAM]
King's Hammer To Speak In Tongues - EP [Rottweiler]
Brandon Lake King Of Hearts [Provident]
Joel Vaughn Feel It - EP [DREAM]
War of Ages Eternal (15th Anniversary Edition) [Facedown]

SINGLES
CalledOut Music Worthy of It All - Single [Integrity]
Equippers Worship Garment of Praise - Single [DREAM]
Mainstream Worship Near - Single [DREAM Worship]
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