Duncan Phillips: part time drummer for Newsboys, part time member of the Jedi Order. [C-note]
"Hey its a cardboard cut out from the new upcoming summer blockbuster: Star Wars Episode VII: Backstreet's Back!" [Zakk]
"You WILL write a 5-star review for our new album..." [Sean Huncherick]
"I'm sorry Duncan, but Peter has gone to the Dark Side!!" [Xavier]
Who knew Zoolander had the Force? [Wilde]
Giant sun glasses: $15. Glow in the dark Lightsaber: $23. Posing like a Jedi for 4 hours straight and scaring people as they go by: Priceless. [Kitty]
Master Yoda: "Strong in the Force he is NOT." [MasterJedi88]
"I must fight on...it's what Master Furler would've wanted." [musicfanben]
Here we have Darth Vader in his early stages of fatherhood, shopping for a present for Luke. This is before all the dirty diapers (which were strong with the Force, if ya know what I mean) drove him to join the Dark Side. [Baughy]
The last Aussie in the band has finally lost it. [kreebs]
Even when holding a pink lightsaber he still looks more manly than you. [Chris]
New CD compliation series, Punk Goes Star Wars [Jairbear]
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur." [empty]
"This lightsaber is fake, but if you dare try and steal any of these toys, these guns below my shoulders are fully loaded." [Tory]
"These are not the toys you are looking for." [Bertlebum]
When a Jedi shops for his daughter's Birthday he must be ready for anything! [Kevman]
Darth Duncan [megs]
Forget him. I'm honestly wondering why there was a lightsaber in the girls section. [Tim Johnson]
Seconds later, he discovered that the tiny old woman fighting with him over the Black Friday sales was indeed Yoda. [indieannajones]
"When the 'Boys lightsaber up..." [DJ Ska]
A Jedi's strength flows from the toy aisle. [horselover]
Sadly, he's our only hope. [Chris]
Baughy won a pre-release copy of You Got My Attention by Dara Maclean (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]