When B.Reith was told that he'd be getting a bus for his next tour, this isn't what he expected. [rawkfist777]
While the two were busy holding a staring contest, they did not notice the man behind them quietly preparing to set off his remote-controlled subway bomb... [Dan]
"I want that dude's hat. I want that dude's hat. I want that dude's hat..." [Wabbits]
"The answer to your question is yes... I can read your mind" [Alienxphile]
In the wake of the economic decline, many bands have had to trade in their spacious tour bus for public transportation. [JJ]
In his spare time B.Reith tries to blend in with the "normal" people... but he can't help but hope that SOMEBODY mentions who he is... [Hannah]
".......yes, I rap, is that a problem?" [BunnySlippersMan]
B.Reith broke the tenth commandment when he suddenly found himself coveting the old guy's vintage 70s glasses. [Zerothemaster]
"So... do you consider yourself to be a good person?" [Gage Garcia]
"I like your sleeves. They're real big." ["Maniac" Matt]
B. Reith's oldest fanboy [Shannon]
B. Reith: "Oh my gosh, is that Morgan Freeman?" / Other Guy: "Oh my gosh, is that Ashton Kutcher?" [DJ Ska]
He crossed his hands and waited; soon the old man would turn the other way, and then the argyle hat would be his... [CLairE]
"Do 'the creep!' - Ahhhh!" [Brandon Krause]
"Uhhh ... excuse me. I'll be Reith back." [ComebackKidAmanda]
B.Reith was suspicious after an elderly Asian man was the first person to every say his name right on the first try. [Josh G]
It's a race to the door as soon as the bus stops. [Mary]
*offended* "I'm not staring, I am watching over you!" [Techgirl-52]
"Hey can someone get a bag? This guy is about to hurl..." [Jed]
"Come on man! How long do I have to sit like this before you recognize me?" [Marisa Rios]
Gage Garcia won a pre-release copy of The Love In Between by Matt Maher (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, March 23, 2023
ALBUMS The Undertaking! Superstitions - EP [Futurelore] The Undertaking! Superstitions (Deluxe Edition) [Futurelore]
This Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone] Austin and Lindsey Adamec Sound of the House Vol. 2 [Integrated] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads] Owl City Coco Moon (independent) Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent) Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG] Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade] Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)
SINGLES Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol] Canyon Hills Worship Abide - Single [DREAM] Elevation Worship More Than Able - Single [Elevation] Neon Feather Altar (Here on Earth) - Single [DREAM] The Rocket Summer Sing At The Top - Single [Aviate] VillageKNG Forward Motion (feat. KnowdaVerbs, Pettidee) - Single [Soldier Sound] We Are Messengers Wholehearted (feat. KB) - Single [Curb/Word]
Next Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]
SINGLES Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core] Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)