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Crazy Caption Photo No.205: "Kissi Jobe"

(pictured: Kari Jobe; Source: Kari's Instagram)
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"We're engaged! He just porpoised!" [Gage] *winner*

"Wait until she sees what I do to her next!" [Jeff]

"This is the hardest game of 'Telephone' I've ever played!" [S]

The sad last resort when nobody asks you out. [bandgeek]

Her last words were, "Aww, it tickles!" [Jasmine]

Porp-kiss [Dudeguy24]

No animals were harmed in Kari's quest for some cool new background vocals on the new album. [Indygus]

"Hey, can I borrow your sunglasses?" [Audrey]

"What's all the Hulla-Beluga about?!" [Philip Boucher]

The Free Willy remake has its budget cut drastically for hilarious effects. [Aaron Read]

Kissi Jobe [Moriah Olson]

"I was told that if I kiss a pretty lady, I'll turn into a mer-man!" [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Mmmmm... you smell like roses... and tuna." [Austin]

"Aquaman says hi!" [Noods]

"Kiss me dolphin, One more time!" [Joycenerin]

This was dolphinately a good idea. [Rick]

The Porpoise Driven Life [Chris Perez]

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This Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Philip Anthony No Parts - Single (independent)
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

This Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Autumn Owls Thick as Thieves - Single (independent)
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory / Draw My Eyes - Double Single [Reach]
Philippa Hanna 'Til the Whole World Knows (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Integrity]
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]

Next Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

Next Monday, February 2, 2026
ALBUMS
Lecrae Reconstruction (Deluxe) [Reach]

Next Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
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