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Crazy Caption Photo No.213: "Family Force Fight"

(pictured: Nadaddy and Hollywood of Family Force 5; Source: Family Force 5)
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And that was the day Hollywood became a Sith Lord. [Alex] *winner*

We will get this mike stand the right size yet. [Chris]

"I take it back! You're not taking the metaphor too far!" [Christopher Smith]

FF5 has a more intense way of kicking out band members. [teek]

Dance or DIE DIE DIE! [KO]

"That's my shirt!" [Elle]

"'Crank it like a chainsaw,' they said. 'It'll be fun,' they said..." [Decibel]

Family Force Fight [Black tiger, Steeve]

After losing Soul Glow, Family Force 5 accidentally hired Jason as a replacement. This did not turn out well. [ToeYoe]

"Let it be love man, Let it be LOVE!" [Brett]

The true battle of the bands. [Macthebaker]

"The name's Hollywood... Not Teddy!" [JohnH]

"You gon' get in trouble if I don't see you Wobble!" [Johnh1229]

Family Feud Five [Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"I never agreed to this new song 'BZRK Chainsaw'" [Kayla]

"Join the dark side and we can rule the universe together." "Never!" [PeterHulce]

Things got a litle awkward after Nadaddy refused to crank it "like a chainsaw." [Peter]

"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." [Naberston]

"Purple pants rule!" "No, orange!" "Purple!" "ORANGE!" [thunderlu]

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Alex won a copy of Sixteen Cities' CD, The Depth of Your Love (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

This Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Daye Jack He Is There For Me - Single [Syntax]
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Katie Rey God, I'm Good - Single (independent)
Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]

Next Thursday, August 13
ALBUMS
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Fifteen [JFH Music]

Next Friday, August 14
ALBUMS
The Arcadian Wild Make It Out Alive [Rip Stitch]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus [Warner]

SINGLES
GLADDEN Free Fall - Single (independent)
V1 Worship You Alone, Jesus - Single [Dream]

Next Saturday, August 15
VINYL
Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose (Deluxe) Vinyl
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