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Crazy Caption Photo No.215: "For King and Conditioner"

(pictured: for KING & COUNTRY; Source: for KING & COUNTRY)
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"Hey everyone! We're just working on the new record! We're calling it 'Royal Flush'!" [St Jerome]

It was then that they realized they had created the perfect music to sing in the shower. [Mike]

Having assembled in the giant bathtub, the band was going to have a truly immersive worship experience. [SeanCee]

For King and Country recording their new live album, "The Stall Sessions" [Cnote316]

After hiding out in the bathroom until the museum closed, the guys were dismayed when they noticed the security camera. [Fish] *winner*

"Guys, when the fans ask for 'clean' music, this is NOT what they mean." [JDRogney]

"Welcome to our first annual Restroom Rocks Jam Session!" [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Who's ready to jam on this episode of Toilet Tunes?" [silentstorm]

"Guys, this isn't what I meant when I said we should start playing for smaller crowds." [DJ Skillz]

After Joel had gotten kidnapped by a crazy mob of fans, the rest of the band decided the bathroom was the only safe place to practice. [KatieMarie]

#awkwardbandphoto [Peter]

"We're Taking Singing In The Shower to THE NEXT LEVEL!" [George M.]

For King and Conditioner [Nathan]

Behind the scenes of "Cleaning Up the Sound Production" [Nabertson]

Mr. Clean and Country [JLAW]

"Guys, I know we've had issues recently with eavesdroppers trying to steal our newest music ideas, but when I said we needed to find a place for band practice that offered more privacy, this isn't AT ALL what I meant..." [CovenantChild]

"Now that I've gathered you all here today..." [Rosemary]

You'd think, being in a bathroom, that there would be more places to sit. [Anthony C]

"Whoops! I thought the sign said 'band room'." [Christian Tolliver]

Every king and country needs a throne -- porcelain or not. [Egypt]

"Before you say anything judgmental, just listen to how great the acoustics are in here!" [godzgirl9aj]

"Hey guys, do 'Singin' in the Rain'!" "Nah, we don't feel like it." "Well, let me help you out....." [Jackie]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, December 4, 2024
VINYL
Russ Taff A Christmas Song Vinyl [Girder]

This Friday, December 6, 2024
ALBUMS
Blessing Offor Covers - EP [Capitol CMG]
Colony House Every Christmas - EP [Roon]
Jonava Heaven Empyreal EP [The Charon Collective]
Brandon Lake Hard Fought Hallelujah: Heavyweight Edition - EP [Provident]
Ronnie Martin Holiday Fable - Instrumentals [Velvet Blue]
Poor Bishop Hooper As Foretold: Part 1 EP (independent)
Various Artists DREAM Christmas Vol. 8 [DREAM]
Within Silence The Eclipse of Worlds [Ulterium]

SINGLES
Cory Asbury Iris - Single [BEC]
Adriel Cruz Falling For You - Single [Syntax]
Bethel Music He Has Done Great Things (feat. Brian Johnson) [Live] - Single [Bethel]
Calvary MSC Hail the King (ft. Stefan Green) - Single (independent)
Chainstay Re;gret, Re;gress, Re;cover - Single [Small Step Records]
Jon Foreman Stay Wild Wildflower (feat. Kyndal Inskeep) - Single (independent)
Forfeit Thee Untrue It’s Colder Now - Single [Rottweiler]
Mat Kearney Christmas Chevrolet (Jingle Bells) - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Stick And Move (feat. Mike Teezy) - Single [Curb]
Michael Monroe Hiding - Single [Provident]
Sheets Nelson I Need You - Single [Church Boy]
No Vain Glory Praise (ft. Mapalo the Girl) - Single [Syntax]
Pulpit Vomit Jingle, Jingle, Jingle (Redux) - Single [Rottweiler / Broken Curfew]
Sidewalk Prophets I Apologize - Single [Curb]
TobyMac a lil church - Single [Capitol CMG]
Bay Turner Praise the Lord (Sunday Prelud) - Single [Centricity]
Weeping Hour Misael - Single (independent)
Wind and Sail I’ll Be Home For Christmas - a live postcard - Single (independent)

VINYL
Flyleaf Flyleaf Vinyl [Smartpunk]

Next Monday, December 9, 2024
ALBUMS
Relentless Pursuit Ascension (independent)

Next Wednesday, December 11, 2024
ALBUMS
Alex Henry Foster A Whispering Moment - EP [Hopeless Tragedy]

Next Friday, December 13, 2024
ALBUMS
Shaun P Live at the Jesus Dome [DREAM]

SINGLES
Leslie Jordan Golden Thread (for Jess) - Single (independent)
Leigh Nash Cry (feat. Villiers) [Fear of Tigers Remix] - Single [Visionary]
Stars Go Dim Mama Don't Lie (Alright) - Single [Curb]
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