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04. The Phantom Mullet

All the Hype That Money Can Buy
by Five Iron Frenzy



 

Cruisin' downtown in your Camaro
REO Speedwagon on the stereo
It's kind of catchy
Kind of a virus
Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus
You're probably bummed
You probably cried
You're probably sad that the guy from Lynrd Skynrd died
You're probably singing "oh, oh, oh"
All night long

Feel the power of the phantom mullet
Tremble and cower from the phantom mullet
White metal burn of the phantom mullet
Combed straight or permed it's the phantom mullet
And you, cutting it short on top
I want that for me
Growing it long in the back
So savage and so free

Drop into first you're taking it slow
You're such a rock-star
You could never know
I wish I was singing, "oh, oh, oh"
All night long


 

 

 

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ALBUMS
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Next Friday, October 17, 2025
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Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder]
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SINGLES
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DVD
Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]


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