Who else is your favorite white guy?
The silly man with light skin and the light eyes
Really man, who else can could drive by
In a mini van but can still keep it quite fly
Cause what you see is what you get
And I flow like H2O so call me aqua fresh
With or without I’m still blessed
I was the college dropout, call me KJ West
Yes I ain’t trying to act hard
I could care less about the fat rims on a fat car
I got Christ, I don’t need nothing more
I just want enough money to put Starbucks in my backyard
See I ain’t trying just to blow up
I’m trying to get my wife a coffee at Dunkin’ Donuts
Still play Atari and I’ll never grow up
And this is who I am man and you know what? I’m...

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Just a plain white rapper
Nothing more, nothing else,
Cuz it really don’t matter
Just a plain white rapper
Nothing more, nothing else,
I don’t try to be an actor
Just a plain white rapper
Nothing more,
Can’t you tell that it ain’t Marshall Mathers
Just a plain white rapper
Nothing more, even still,
You can quit the chit chatter

Just an average dude as a matter of fact
Grew up in Ybor City with roaches and rats
I’m just jeans a t-shirt and maybe a hat
Man, I’d rather hit clearance racks at TJ Maxx
I’m happy if my socks just match
I used to dig in the couch to get money for gas
Life ain’t about all the things that you have
So I’m cool whether I fly coach or first class
This is who I am man, and that’s that
A white kid from Florida who happens to rap
I got a wife, a house, two cars and a cat
I’m like the Christian hip hop version of Steve Nash
It was back in the past I sued to wish I was black
Cuz I’d get laughed at every time I would rap
But God made me this and I’ll be happy with that
Cuz the last will be first and first will be last

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See it’s Jesus is all I talk on
He added me as a friend like MySpace dot com
Every day gives me strength now to walk on
And still loves me in spite of things that I got wrong
Ain’t nothing special about me
See I ain’t the best looking, ain’t the best emcee
And I’m not a hoodlum, flashy or icy
At the dentist the only time I get flossy
See all I really got is just Christ in me
Who precisely breathed life in me
And just guides me daily and nightly
And never fails me cuz I know he holds tightly
And I know it’s just uh a sight to see
It don’t seem right don’t even seem right to me
But all that it means is God gets the glory
In the end that’s all I’m living for
End of story


Written by J. Sorrentino ©KJFiveTwoMusic (SESAC) / BEC Recordings Music (SESAC)