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Crazy Caption Photo No.018: "Stage Might"

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"My son is finally potty trained!" [Garrett]

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"Wonderkid" reluctantly took time out from his new tour to have a "happy snap" with a crazed fan. [Azza]

Shades: $40.00, Backstage Passes: $100.00, Having a little boy pee on you while you're backstage at your favorite band's concert: Priceless. [TerraSin]

"No, no, man...you're touring with Buck, not Beck..." [Elyse D.]

"After blowing fifty bucks on the claw game, I FINALLY WON SOMETHING!" [Lauren D.]

"Yeah, *sigh*... that's my Dad..." [josh]

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And what do you have to say after this great event?... "We're going to Disney World!" [Crystal]

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"So it really is true! If you give a child warm chocolate milk and peanut butter, they can sleep through anything!" [Sebby]

The World's Loudest Scream contest comes down to the final two competitors... [Seagull Boy]

"Dude, your getting a baby!" [dank77]

"Arrgghhh! My kid just called me 'Elton!'" [Fuzian]

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This Sunday, May 10, 2026
SINGLES
JNDJ WOUNDS - Single (independent)

This Thursday, May 14, 2026
ALBUMS
Abandoned Pools Humanistic (Re-Release) [BMG]

This Friday, May 15, 2026
ALBUMS
Dispraised Dispraised [Thumper Punk Records]
Lamenter Transparency: Part One - EP (independent)
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
99 APEX Jumped - Single [Syntax]
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ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
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Glasslands Blood in the Water - Single (independent)
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Seven Years Yes to Everything You Are - Single (independent)
Sower Joy - Single (independent)
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Grand Motel untitled (independent)
Philippa Hanna Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)


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