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Crazy Caption Photo No.018: "Stage Might"

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"You just dial down the center, 1-800-CALL-ATT!!!" [Angel Eyes]

"And for this week ONLY, when you pledge $50.00, you get to take home your sponsored child." [ChristinaTN]

"My son is finally potty trained!" [Garrett]

"Yeah! Take THAT toby Mac! I have a cute kid TOO!" [ardential]

"Wonderkid" reluctantly took time out from his new tour to have a "happy snap" with a crazed fan. [Azza]

Shades: $40.00, Backstage Passes: $100.00, Having a little boy pee on you while you're backstage at your favorite band's concert: Priceless. [TerraSin]

"No, no, man...you're touring with Buck, not Beck..." [Elyse D.]

"After blowing fifty bucks on the claw game, I FINALLY WON SOMETHING!" [Lauren D.]

"Yeah, *sigh*... that's my Dad..." [josh]

"C'mon Dad, isn't the whole "Waaaazzzaaaap?!" thing getting old?" [truthless hero]

And what do you have to say after this great event?... "We're going to Disney World!" [Crystal]

"Ok, we'll start the bidding at one dollar, just one dollar for this lovely little boy! Any takers?" [Cheif]

"So it really is true! If you give a child warm chocolate milk and peanut butter, they can sleep through anything!" [Sebby]

The World's Loudest Scream contest comes down to the final two competitors... [Seagull Boy]

"Dude, your getting a baby!" [dank77]

"Arrgghhh! My kid just called me 'Elton!'" [Fuzian]

This Weeks Winner
Lauren D. won a full prerelease copy of Plumb's new CD, Beautiful Lumbs of Coal, plus bonus CD-Rom

 

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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