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Crazy Caption Photo No.019: "Hip-Hobbit"

(pictured: tobyMac at Hobbiton Lord of the Rings Movie Set)
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"I always feel like The Eye is watchin' me..." [Shaun]

Future Home of Golum's Gold n' Jewelry Outlet [carrielion]

"Today on Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous, we will be exploring the lovely home of Mr. Bilbo Baggins in the city of Hobbiton..." [Kat]

"What will people think when they hear that I'm a --- Hobbit??" [YellowSub301]

All Hobbits shorter than this line may not go on the ride. [Azza]

Toby steps into a whole new area of ministry, appearing as Elijah Wood's stunt double in The Return of the King. [Hannah M]

Sound of Music 2, starring Toby Mac as Sister Maria. These hills aren't just alive, they're bustin' a move! [Urban Cowboy]

Welcome to Hobbiton. Population: 1 [Cristin]

Toby Mac finally realized he was not wanted in dcTalk when they sent him one-way to Hobbiton. [RockTheSnow]

Halfling Habitat: Please Watch Your Step. [SoulGirl247]

"Restrooms? Over the hill, second bush to the left..." [Jena']

"Dr. Lawn - Call us today at 1-800-DRLAWN and you'll have grass as green as this in just days!" [Laura]

"If you can guess what this sign says, you get a free ring and a trip to Middle Earth!" [Lex the sparrow]

"Dude, I know this is the right place, just look at the sign. It says... Oh no! Where are we?!" [CheleyGirle]

"Now guys, don't freak. I've been keeping this for awhile - I wear my shoes all the time for a reason." [I can do this...]

His favorite part of the whole trip to Hobbiton was the sign? They got a picture of him with a sign?! Why not in Blibo's house or... or by the memorable tree in the back or something... or in the town... pff... sign... what's up with that, Toby? [b Dubs]

"No no, Toto! This ain't Kansas neither!" [the adept]

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