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Crazy Caption Photo No.020: "Trading Places"

(pictured: Michael Card, Phil Keaggy, and Toby in a photo from SaraGroves.com)
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"You did a good job, man. It's not easy running half a mile." [drummerB]

"I never knew a baby could hit that hard." [Mistabostonmann]

"I warned you that sending Toby to Hobbiton wouldn't be easy." [Rosemary]

"Dude, how in the world did this towel get stuck to your head?!" [~ME~]

"Why Michael, you're right! I can see my reflection in his forehead!" [Tim]

"I told you it was too hot to sing 'Light the Fire Again'." [Matty B]

"You ate three OREOS?! The bag only says two per serving!" [sillypickle]

"Only participating Burger Kings are taking it off the menu, it'll be okay." [crazzimonkey]

"Man, I've never seen bran flakes work so fast." [Sassquatch]

"Ok, ve kan be nice, or not zo nice. Remember: ve hav many vays ov making you talk." [Greydawg]

"I told you man! That jar is just impossible to open!" [DJ Ska]

"Push!! It's okay Honey, you just need to breathe!" [Justiney]

"I had warned you not to touch me... I'm Phil Keaggy!" [Troutman]

"Man... trying to win Lloyd's Crazy Captions is a lot harder than I thought!" [InvincibleAlien]

"Cut me, Phil! Cut me!!" [Elyse D.]

"Don't worry, I'm sure the Backstreet Boys will get back together." [Laura]

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.Rising Star Jenna Raine Announces Debut Album, "Jeans, Boys and Jesus"
  Tue, 26 May 2026 14:23:00 EST
.Judah Band and Randy Weston Release New Album, "Again"
  Tue, 26 May 2026 13:07:00 EST
.Provident Entertainment Announces the Return of Todd Stepp as Senior Vice President
  Tue, 26 May 2026 13:00:00 EST
.Provident Entertainment Signs Worship Leader Charles Weems
  Fri, 22 May 2026 15:41:00 EST
.Worship Leaders Philippa Hanna and Israel Houghton Release "Magnificent" Today
  Fri, 22 May 2026 15:31:00 EST
.Incendiary Metallers Tyraels Ascension Release "Bittersweet" through Rottweiler Records
  Fri, 22 May 2026 15:19:00 EST
.Presence Music Releases Hope-Filled New Single "Pick Up That Book"
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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, May 28, 2026
SINGLES

This Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Dojo Saints Dojo Saints (independent)
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists Rock, Paper, Scissors, METAL: Vol. 4 [JFH Music]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
Lady Audri IOU - Single [Syntax]
Bill B. The usual - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Battlefront (Spiritual War) - Single [Syntax]
Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
Vic Lucas Joy is Coming - Single [Syntax]
Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Jenna Raine What Would I Say? - Single [Warner]
Saints in Exile Need an Escape - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]

Next Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

Next Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single [Ocean House]
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