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Crazy Caption Photo No.020: "Trading Places"

(pictured: Michael Card, Phil Keaggy, and Toby in a photo from SaraGroves.com)
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"You did a good job, man. It's not easy running half a mile." [drummerB]

"I never knew a baby could hit that hard." [Mistabostonmann]

"I warned you that sending Toby to Hobbiton wouldn't be easy." [Rosemary]

"Dude, how in the world did this towel get stuck to your head?!" [~ME~]

"Why Michael, you're right! I can see my reflection in his forehead!" [Tim]

"I told you it was too hot to sing 'Light the Fire Again'." [Matty B]

"You ate three OREOS?! The bag only says two per serving!" [sillypickle]

"Only participating Burger Kings are taking it off the menu, it'll be okay." [crazzimonkey]

"Man, I've never seen bran flakes work so fast." [Sassquatch]

"Ok, ve kan be nice, or not zo nice. Remember: ve hav many vays ov making you talk." [Greydawg]

"I told you man! That jar is just impossible to open!" [DJ Ska]

"Push!! It's okay Honey, you just need to breathe!" [Justiney]

"I had warned you not to touch me... I'm Phil Keaggy!" [Troutman]

"Man... trying to win Lloyd's Crazy Captions is a lot harder than I thought!" [InvincibleAlien]

"Cut me, Phil! Cut me!!" [Elyse D.]

"Don't worry, I'm sure the Backstreet Boys will get back together." [Laura]

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Music Out This Week


This Monday, July 20
ALBUMS
Emery Styrofoam [Emeryland]

This Friday, July 24
ALBUMS
Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud]
eddieM UnReleased - EP [Syntax]
Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS]
The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon]
Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent)
Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
LamonTT Blackshire WORLD CUP - Single [Syntax]
Bill B. Here & Home (ft. Davion Morye) - Single [Syntax]
Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent)
Chris Caro BRICK! - Single [Syntax]
dex the nerd who loves Jesus Dance Like David (ft. Drea LP) - Single [Syntax]
Koryn Hawthorne His Favorite - Single [Motown Gospel]
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Wings]
Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings]
Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream]
Troy Patterson The Nikes (ft. Mont Pringle) - Single [Syntax]
Troy Patterson Blood & Crypt (ft. Semaj Spitz) - Single [Syntax]
Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent)
Mackenna Swann Surrender - Single [Rixon]
Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]

Next Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed EP [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)
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