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Crazy Caption Photo No.020: "Trading Places"

(pictured: Michael Card, Phil Keaggy, and Toby in a photo from SaraGroves.com)
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"You did a good job, man. It's not easy running half a mile." [drummerB]

"I never knew a baby could hit that hard." [Mistabostonmann]

"I warned you that sending Toby to Hobbiton wouldn't be easy." [Rosemary]

"Dude, how in the world did this towel get stuck to your head?!" [~ME~]

"Why Michael, you're right! I can see my reflection in his forehead!" [Tim]

"I told you it was too hot to sing 'Light the Fire Again'." [Matty B]

"You ate three OREOS?! The bag only says two per serving!" [sillypickle]

"Only participating Burger Kings are taking it off the menu, it'll be okay." [crazzimonkey]

"Man, I've never seen bran flakes work so fast." [Sassquatch]

"Ok, ve kan be nice, or not zo nice. Remember: ve hav many vays ov making you talk." [Greydawg]

"I told you man! That jar is just impossible to open!" [DJ Ska]

"Push!! It's okay Honey, you just need to breathe!" [Justiney]

"I had warned you not to touch me... I'm Phil Keaggy!" [Troutman]

"Man... trying to win Lloyd's Crazy Captions is a lot harder than I thought!" [InvincibleAlien]

"Cut me, Phil! Cut me!!" [Elyse D.]

"Don't worry, I'm sure the Backstreet Boys will get back together." [Laura]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

This Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Daye Jack He Is There For Me - Single [Syntax]
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Katie Rey God, I'm Good - Single (independent)
Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]

Next Thursday, August 13
ALBUMS
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Fifteen [JFH Music]

Next Friday, August 14
ALBUMS
The Arcadian Wild Make It Out Alive [Rip Stitch]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus [Warner]

SINGLES
GLADDEN Free Fall - Single (independent)
V1 Worship You Alone, Jesus - Single [Dream]

Next Saturday, August 15
VINYL
Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose (Deluxe) Vinyl
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