Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.021: "Defiant K"

Crazy Caption Photo No.021: "Defiant K"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K in a photo from RelientK.com)

"Oh where is my hair brush, oh where is my hair brush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where oh wheeeeere is my hair brush?" [allieo51]

"And that concludes our lesson on the anatomy of men and women. When dealing with Michael Jackson, though..." [Matty B]

"I will not tell girls to wear mood rings. I will not tell girls to wear mood rings. I will not..." [InvincibleAlien]

The lost scene from Fantasia: "The Mop Teaches Algebra" [Ryan the Horse]

"I will not make fake degrees in calligraphy class... I will not make fake degrees in calligraphy class..." [Spence]

"Now repeat after me class, 'I will buy Relient K's new CD.'" [slippy oink]

It's always been Matt's dream to be Bill Nye the Science guy. [Lisa]

"Now Toby, how many times do I have to show you? 1+1+1 does NOT equal 'Solo'!" [mandy]

"And so, Miss Riley, I can prove that we did not start that fire..." [Lauren D.]

"I will not quack at the principal..." [Theorys, Skillets, Skittles, & Combos]

"You see, if you turn 90 degrees again and again and again, you are actually heading to the right, trust me." [JOel]

"You know, I don't know if this promo shot theme is very believable." [Troutman]

"Stupid Breakfast Club. Stupid rebellious phase. Stupid wasted youth. Stupid malfunctioning fart bomb." [Thumpenstein]

"I will not skip class through the first floor window... I will not skip class through the first floor window..." [TH]

"Here's how you spell it: R-E-L-I-E-N-T... not R-E-L-I-A-N-T" [ExpiredMayo]

Check out Relient K's new CD, Two hours of detention don't make an A+, but three do. [ace[{g}]~]

Matty B won a copy of the full 2-disc prerelease for Delirious?' new live album, Access:d

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VaShawn Mitchell To Lead International Worship and Arts Summit Feb 26 - 29 in Columbia SC
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Curb Records' Natalie Grant Unveils Powerful New Single, "My Weapon"
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John Schlitt To Release New Studio Album "Go" February 28
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Music Out This Week

This Friday, February 21, 2020

David & Nicole Binion Glory of Eden [Integrity]

Getty Music The Life of Christ Qunitology: Passion [Getty Music]

Natalie Grant My Weapon - Single [Curb/Word]

Ellie Holcomb Sing: Remembering Songs EP (independent)

Hulvey BRKNHRT EP [Reach]

Jordan and Jessa Glorious (independent)

North Point Worship Just Getting Started (feat: Lauren Anderson) / Nothing Else Matters (feat. Heath Balltzglier and Desi Raines) - Single [Centricity]

Chris Renzema 17 - Single [Centricity]

Next Friday, February 28, 2020

Paul Baloche Behold Him [Integrity]

Tina Boonstra Out of My Depth - Single [7 Core]

The Classic Crime Patterns in the Static (independent?)

Rob Graves Solstice (independent?)

Neon Feather Do or Die - Single [Centricity]

John Schlitt Go [Girder]

Next Saturday, February 29, 2020

20 lb Sledge Divine Battery [Roxx]

The Thomas Thompson Earth Project Dreamland Lovecraft [Roxx]

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