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Crazy Caption Photo No.070: "See-food Diet"

(pictured: Ben Kasaica and John Cooper of Skillet, from Skillet.org)

"What?! Are you telling me it's NOT delivery?" [The Shizzle]

This is how John and Ben looked when asked, "How does it feel to know Korey is expecting again?" [fallingupfreak]

John was having a great time eating pizza with his pals until he heard the cashier yell, "Hey Tony! I told you to quit picking your nose while your making the pizzas!" [Shealeen]

As Ben looks on, John realizes that he's lactose intolerant and he's eating cheese. [Bombinadam1403]

"It's ok, I had Subway." [bob]

"No, go find your own! Gosh... Idiot" [Andi]

"Yeah man, I found it in the dumpster out back. Can you believe someone would throw out a perfectly good pizza?" [seagull boy]

"Da first if taking ofer... dang anchoffies." [ntertanedangel]

"Hey John, we can't get the bus out from underneath the overpass." [jk84]

"Listen,all I want to do is eat! Will you and the rest of JfH stop stalking me?!?!" [RKgirl]

Ben snickers as John realizes that that wasn't really a bacon bit on his pizza. [servinhim]

Watch the native Christian rock bassist as he chows down on local vegetation... [guitargirl]

The look on his face was priceless when his mother finally told him that the Easter Bunny wasn't real. [Loopy]

"Eeh, Ben, I think I just found your missing nose ring" [Papa Frita]

"Pepperoni is made of WHAT??!!" [westcottchic]

Just then John's first bite of chocolate chip sauerkraut pizza collided with his digestive system. [hydrogen hydroxide]

"This pizza is really good! You wanna see?" [#1footsoldier]

"No! Don't take my pizza! It is my own, my love, my..... precious..." [MmmFood]

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This Friday, February 21, 2020

David & Nicole Binion Glory of Eden [Integrity]

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Natalie Grant My Weapon - Single [Curb/Word]

Ellie Holcomb Sing: Remembering Songs EP (independent)

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Jordan and Jessa Glorious (independent)

North Point Worship Just Getting Started (feat: Lauren Anderson) / Nothing Else Matters (feat. Heath Balltzglier and Desi Raines) - Single [Centricity]

Chris Renzema 17 - Single [Centricity]

Next Friday, February 28, 2020

Paul Baloche Behold Him [Integrity]

Tina Boonstra Out of My Depth - Single [7 Core]

The Classic Crime Patterns in the Static (independent?)

Rob Graves Solstice (independent?)

Neon Feather Do or Die - Single [Centricity]

John Schlitt Go [Girder]

Next Saturday, February 29, 2020

20 lb Sledge Divine Battery [Roxx]

The Thomas Thompson Earth Project Dreamland Lovecraft [Roxx]

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