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Crazy Caption Photo No.070: "See-food Diet"

(pictured: Ben Kasaica and John Cooper of Skillet, from Skillet.org)
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"What?! Are you telling me it's NOT delivery?" [The Shizzle]

This is how John and Ben looked when asked, "How does it feel to know Korey is expecting again?" [fallingupfreak]

John was having a great time eating pizza with his pals until he heard the cashier yell, "Hey Tony! I told you to quit picking your nose while your making the pizzas!" [Shealeen]

As Ben looks on, John realizes that he's lactose intolerant and he's eating cheese. [Bombinadam1403]

"It's ok, I had Subway." [bob]

"No, go find your own! Gosh... Idiot" [Andi]

"Yeah man, I found it in the dumpster out back. Can you believe someone would throw out a perfectly good pizza?" [seagull boy]

"Da first if taking ofer... dang anchoffies." [ntertanedangel]

"Hey John, we can't get the bus out from underneath the overpass." [jk84]

"Listen,all I want to do is eat! Will you and the rest of JfH stop stalking me?!?!" [RKgirl]

Ben snickers as John realizes that that wasn't really a bacon bit on his pizza. [servinhim]

Watch the native Christian rock bassist as he chows down on local vegetation... [guitargirl]

The look on his face was priceless when his mother finally told him that the Easter Bunny wasn't real. [Loopy]

"Eeh, Ben, I think I just found your missing nose ring" [Papa Frita]

"Pepperoni is made of WHAT??!!" [westcottchic]

Just then John's first bite of chocolate chip sauerkraut pizza collided with his digestive system. [hydrogen hydroxide]

"This pizza is really good! You wanna see?" [#1footsoldier]

"No! Don't take my pizza! It is my own, my love, my..... precious..." [MmmFood]

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This Tuesday, May 20, 2025
SINGLES
Pacaso Ramirez, Darius Mullin Kingdom Business - Single (independent)

BOOKS
Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H]
Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]

This Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation]
Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
Sower I WANT TO SEE CLEARLY (independent)

SINGLES
Colony House Telephone Pole - Single [Roon]
Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM]
Jericko Follow the Leader - Single [Syntax]
NXTMIKE smackdown + all I need - Single [Syntax]
Procyse, JusJames Hear My Prayers - Single [Polished Arrow]
J. Solo This Feeling (ft. Joseph SD & HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Syntax]
V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]
Corey Wise Leper - Single [Syntax]

VINYL
Anberlin Nevertake Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, May 30, 2025
Bongo Chico Bongo Chico (independent)
Morgan Cryar Fuel on the Fire (Remastered Collector's Edition) [Girder]
Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (CD) [BEC]
Newsboys Worldwide Revival (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Slow Salvation Gemini [Velvet Blue]
Joel Vaughn Feel It - EP [DREAM]
Wolves At The Gate Wasteland [Solid State]

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Coqui Death to Your Ego - Single [DREAM]
Lora Kelley Will You Hold My Arms Up? - Single (independent)
Rave Jesus + Thalia Tu Amor - Single [Provident]
Stars Go Dim G.I.R.L. (God In Real Life) - Single [Curb]
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