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Crazy Caption Photo No.070: "See-food Diet"

(pictured: Ben Kasaica and John Cooper of Skillet, from Skillet.org)
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"What?! Are you telling me it's NOT delivery?" [The Shizzle]

This is how John and Ben looked when asked, "How does it feel to know Korey is expecting again?" [fallingupfreak]

John was having a great time eating pizza with his pals until he heard the cashier yell, "Hey Tony! I told you to quit picking your nose while your making the pizzas!" [Shealeen]

As Ben looks on, John realizes that he's lactose intolerant and he's eating cheese. [Bombinadam1403]

"It's ok, I had Subway." [bob]

"No, go find your own! Gosh... Idiot" [Andi]

"Yeah man, I found it in the dumpster out back. Can you believe someone would throw out a perfectly good pizza?" [seagull boy]

"Da first if taking ofer... dang anchoffies." [ntertanedangel]

"Hey John, we can't get the bus out from underneath the overpass." [jk84]

"Listen,all I want to do is eat! Will you and the rest of JfH stop stalking me?!?!" [RKgirl]

Ben snickers as John realizes that that wasn't really a bacon bit on his pizza. [servinhim]

Watch the native Christian rock bassist as he chows down on local vegetation... [guitargirl]

The look on his face was priceless when his mother finally told him that the Easter Bunny wasn't real. [Loopy]

"Eeh, Ben, I think I just found your missing nose ring" [Papa Frita]

"Pepperoni is made of WHAT??!!" [westcottchic]

Just then John's first bite of chocolate chip sauerkraut pizza collided with his digestive system. [hydrogen hydroxide]

"This pizza is really good! You wanna see?" [#1footsoldier]

"No! Don't take my pizza! It is my own, my love, my..... precious..." [MmmFood]

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This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Thursday, September 24
SINGLES
Bloodlines So Much To Lose - Single [Facedown]
NEEDTOBREATHE Can't Apologize (feat. Jonah Kagen) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Elan Brio Sound Waves [Polished Arrow]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Pomegranate More To Find - EP (independent)
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne Of Thorns [Frontiers Music]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus Is King [Story House Music]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Sarah Anthony Jesus is King - Single (independent)
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Rachael Lampa Permission - Single [Centricity]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
MŌRIAH Kick - Single [F2]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
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