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Crazy Caption Photo No.070: "See-food Diet"

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"What?! Are you telling me it's NOT delivery?" [The Shizzle]

This is how John and Ben looked when asked, "How does it feel to know Korey is expecting again?" [fallingupfreak]

John was having a great time eating pizza with his pals until he heard the cashier yell, "Hey Tony! I told you to quit picking your nose while your making the pizzas!" [Shealeen]

As Ben looks on, John realizes that he's lactose intolerant and he's eating cheese. [Bombinadam1403]

"It's ok, I had Subway." [bob]

"No, go find your own! Gosh... Idiot" [Andi]

"Yeah man, I found it in the dumpster out back. Can you believe someone would throw out a perfectly good pizza?" [seagull boy]

"Da first if taking ofer... dang anchoffies." [ntertanedangel]

"Hey John, we can't get the bus out from underneath the overpass." [jk84]

"Listen,all I want to do is eat! Will you and the rest of JfH stop stalking me?!?!" [RKgirl]

Ben snickers as John realizes that that wasn't really a bacon bit on his pizza. [servinhim]

Watch the native Christian rock bassist as he chows down on local vegetation... [guitargirl]

The look on his face was priceless when his mother finally told him that the Easter Bunny wasn't real. [Loopy]

"Eeh, Ben, I think I just found your missing nose ring" [Papa Frita]

"Pepperoni is made of WHAT??!!" [westcottchic]

Just then John's first bite of chocolate chip sauerkraut pizza collided with his digestive system. [hydrogen hydroxide]

"This pizza is really good! You wanna see?" [#1footsoldier]

"No! Don't take my pizza! It is my own, my love, my..... precious..." [MmmFood]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, November 28, 2025
ALBUMS
Seth Davey Words in the Wounds (independent)
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc Two (independent)
Illustrate, Procyse In The Name (Remixes) [Polished Arrow]
John P. Kee Throwback: An Evening with John P. Kee, Part 1 [Tyscot]
Kelo The Healing Process 2: Grief [Syntax]
No Vain Glory UNLEADED [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Concrete Dreams [Syntax]
Phil Wickham Psalm 8 - EP [Fair Trade]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 1 (independent)

SINGLES
Ashes Awaken For You - Single [MTS]
Ian Austin Simpler Times (feat. Heather Suzanne) - Single [Ocean House]
Chris Caro & OnBeatMusic Flicker - Single [Syntax]
Cutright Slide Thru - Single [Syntax]
Mark Fonseca No Vacancy - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording Unto Us - Single [Ocean House]
Knaladeus & Braille Iron Sharpens Iron - Single [Syntax]
Kemara Lynn Apply Pressure (feat. DKG KIE) - Single (independent)
Oscar Nash Peace on Earth (feat. Jemimah Paine) - Single (independent)
Saints in Exile & Cutright My Dead End (Orchestral Remix) ft. Jeannie Ortega, Jericko & Luc DiMarzio - Single [Syntax]
Silent Reflection Erase - Single [Syntax]
Tds Cam, De'Aris & Craig Watson, Wayne Klassik, & YAGIRLLAYC Prayers For My Enemies (Rapzilla Freshmen) - Single [Syntax]
TUVÍ, Yung Drew & 1KChvcho One Hundred (Rapzilla Freshmen) - Single [Syntax]

VINYL
John Schlitt The Christmas Project Vinyl [Girder]

Next Friday, December 5, 2025
SINGLES
29:11 Worship Glory Glory - Single [DREAM]
Cleansing Of The Temple Mary Did You Know? - Single [Rottweiler]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Sleeping Child of Bethlehem - Single [Ocean House]
Living Again Dive Into - Single [Ocean House]
Seth Metoyer Flicker Of December - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew]
Run51 Good News (A Christmas Medley) - Single [DREAM]
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