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Crazy Caption Photo No.105: "Rebirthing Pains"

(pictured: John Cooper of Skillet, from Myspace.com/SkilletMusic)
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"Beautiful! Now just give me a little more lip pucker..." [andi]

"What do you mean I'm not doing it right? It's my song isn't it?" [anberlin_rocks247]

Rebirthing Pains [LopDawG]

"I told you not to drink that lemon juice John." [Orion]

"Whoa! That burrito was sooo much better the first time around!" [luke]

John Cooper had just finished recording the new music video when someone piped up from the back, "Dude, we forgot to put film in the camera..." [ThE cRaZy SpAzZoLA]

A bad time for John's laxative to kick in. [skilletchicksrock]

"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure you get the whole concept - this is an ad for jacket buttons - you don't need the bass!" [DJ Ska]

Electric shocks are the number one reason you don't plug the patchcord into your pants. [beans22]

Not realizing that it was only a camera, John began yelling, "DON'T SHOOT!" [Lane's girl]

"OK, John... for the third time you look great so open your eyes!" [skillet for Timster]

"We're gonna need you to rock just a little bit harder..." [Alenka]

"Whoa, these contacts in my eyes just aren't working for me" [Mad Skillz]

"Dude, check out my ROCKIN' OUT! face!" [selboelbows]

Little did John Cooper know, that microphone on the camera was really full of water! [strawbs]

"Keep holding that face. Keep holding. Holding..." [Teddy Joe]

"God Bless you! Now, can we start that over again? ....and ACTION!" [octavo230]

"What was the expiration date on that milk, 1984?!" [karatechess]

"It just feels wrong. I think we need more cowbell." [Andrew]

"How can you say that Phil Joel is a better bassist than me?" [skamama]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, December 4, 2024
VINYL
Russ Taff A Christmas Song Vinyl [Girder]

This Friday, December 6, 2024
ALBUMS
Blessing Offor Covers - EP [Capitol CMG]
Colony House Every Christmas - EP [Roon]
Jonava Heaven Empyreal EP [The Charon Collective]
Brandon Lake Hard Fought Hallelujah: Heavyweight Edition - EP [Provident]
Ronnie Martin Holiday Fable - Instrumentals [Velvet Blue]
Poor Bishop Hooper As Foretold: Part 1 EP (independent)
Various Artists DREAM Christmas Vol. 8 [DREAM]
Within Silence The Eclipse of Worlds [Ulterium]

SINGLES
Cory Asbury Iris - Single [BEC]
Adriel Cruz Falling For You - Single [Syntax]
Bethel Music He Has Done Great Things (feat. Brian Johnson) [Live] - Single [Bethel]
Calvary MSC Hail the King (ft. Stefan Green) - Single (independent)
Chainstay Re;gret, Re;gress, Re;cover - Single [Small Step Records]
Jon Foreman Stay Wild Wildflower (feat. Kyndal Inskeep) - Single (independent)
Forfeit Thee Untrue It’s Colder Now - Single [Rottweiler]
Mat Kearney Christmas Chevrolet (Jingle Bells) - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Stick And Move (feat. Mike Teezy) - Single [Curb]
Michael Monroe Hiding - Single [Provident]
Sheets Nelson I Need You - Single [Church Boy]
No Vain Glory Praise (ft. Mapalo the Girl) - Single [Syntax]
Pulpit Vomit Jingle, Jingle, Jingle (Redux) - Single [Rottweiler / Broken Curfew]
Sidewalk Prophets I Apologize - Single [Curb]
TobyMac a lil church - Single [Capitol CMG]
Bay Turner Praise the Lord (Sunday Prelud) - Single [Centricity]
Weeping Hour Misael - Single (independent)
Wind and Sail I’ll Be Home For Christmas - a live postcard - Single (independent)

VINYL
Flyleaf Flyleaf Vinyl [Smartpunk]

Next Monday, December 9, 2024
ALBUMS
Relentless Pursuit Ascension (independent)

Next Wednesday, December 11, 2024
ALBUMS
Alex Henry Foster A Whispering Moment - EP [Hopeless Tragedy]

Next Friday, December 13, 2024
ALBUMS
Shaun P Live at the Jesus Dome [DREAM]

SINGLES
Leslie Jordan Golden Thread (for Jess) - Single (independent)
Leigh Nash Cry (feat. Villiers) [Fear of Tigers Remix] - Single [Visionary]
Stars Go Dim Mama Don't Lie (Alright) - Single [Curb]
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