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Crazy Caption Photo No.105: "Rebirthing Pains"

(pictured: John Cooper of Skillet, from Myspace.com/SkilletMusic)
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"Beautiful! Now just give me a little more lip pucker..." [andi]

"What do you mean I'm not doing it right? It's my song isn't it?" [anberlin_rocks247]

Rebirthing Pains [LopDawG]

"I told you not to drink that lemon juice John." [Orion]

"Whoa! That burrito was sooo much better the first time around!" [luke]

John Cooper had just finished recording the new music video when someone piped up from the back, "Dude, we forgot to put film in the camera..." [ThE cRaZy SpAzZoLA]

A bad time for John's laxative to kick in. [skilletchicksrock]

"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure you get the whole concept - this is an ad for jacket buttons - you don't need the bass!" [DJ Ska]

Electric shocks are the number one reason you don't plug the patchcord into your pants. [beans22]

Not realizing that it was only a camera, John began yelling, "DON'T SHOOT!" [Lane's girl]

"OK, John... for the third time you look great so open your eyes!" [skillet for Timster]

"We're gonna need you to rock just a little bit harder..." [Alenka]

"Whoa, these contacts in my eyes just aren't working for me" [Mad Skillz]

"Dude, check out my ROCKIN' OUT! face!" [selboelbows]

Little did John Cooper know, that microphone on the camera was really full of water! [strawbs]

"Keep holding that face. Keep holding. Holding..." [Teddy Joe]

"God Bless you! Now, can we start that over again? ....and ACTION!" [octavo230]

"What was the expiration date on that milk, 1984?!" [karatechess]

"It just feels wrong. I think we need more cowbell." [Andrew]

"How can you say that Phil Joel is a better bassist than me?" [skamama]

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This Friday, April 9, 2021
Canyon Hills Worship See Your Face - Single [DREAM]
Merry Clayton Beautiful Scars [Capitol CMG]
The Erwins This is Love [Stowtown]
FAITHFUL The Detour - Single [Integrity]
Fit for a King & Silent Planet Trilogy / Stockholm - Single [Solid State]
Future of Forestry Turn Your Heart - Single (independent)
Danny Gokey We All Need Jesus (feat. Koryn Hawthorne - Single [Capitol CMG]
Here Be Lions Still God, Still Good (Live) [Integrity]
Hillsong Worship & Hillsong en Español Viento Fresco - Single [Capitol CMG]
Ellie Holcomb Canyon - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hulvey Christopher [Reach]
Andy Hunter Presences Vol_ 5 (independent)
ICF Worship In My Midnight (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Benita Jones Still Everything (Single Version) - Single [Integrity]
Kierra Sheard KIERRA (Deluxe) [Karew/RCA]
Matthew West Brand New (Deluxe Edition) [Story House]
White Stone Receivers Thank You Jesus - Single [7Core]
Vineyard Worship, Taylor Leonhardt & Ryan Delmore Thin Place - Single [Integrity]


Next Friday, April 16, 2021
Alex Henry Foster Standing Under Bright Lights [Hopeful Tragedy]
Annie Moses Band Tales From My Grandpa’s Pulpit [Gaither]
NEEDTOBREATHE Live from the Woods, Vol. 2 [Elektra / Centricity]
Tim Timmons HERE [Integrity]
Tauren Wells Citizen of Heaven Live [Provident]


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