"Dude, exactly how tall do you think our waitress is?" [tera]
Signs of a Christian Band #128: They ignore the Budweiser sign. [SMC]
Just as they sat down for brunch at their favorite cafe, the Leeland guys quickly got distracted by their favorite daytime tv entertainment: "The Young and the Restless." [Alenka]
Sometimes watching your own live show isn't the best of ideas. [toeyoe]
The band was excited about the nation anthem until they realized it wasn't Leeland's grandmother....it was Steven Tyler... [DrummerChap86]
Laser light pointers are not just for cats. [Carrie]
Oh I see...it's the ol' look-up-and-see-how-many-people-will-do-the-same trick! [Jeff]
"Hey, the word 'gullible's' written on the ceiling." [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]
"No, I'm pretty sure it was 124 ceiling tiles." [god'slittlewriter2597]
"Could we please get a seat NOT directly under the rusty saw?" [Tany]
"There he goes! Who knew that waiters could fly?" [Mo]
Unfortunately, what they thought was the Rapture was actually just a particularly bright ceiling light. [rawkfist777]
"How long do you think the pancake will stay up there?" [Kyton]
"Darn it, they were right...Biebs is good..." [Vinny]
"Wow... when they said that you shouldn't mix diet Coke with Mentos, they weren't kidding." [Lizi]
News Flash: Local diner to be shut down for serving rodents to 4 unsuspecting men. [Andrew]
"The only thing this place is missing is one of our platinum records on the wall. Right there." [Hannah]
tera won a copy of If It Leads Me Back by Lindsay McCaul (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Tuesday, May 20, 2025
SINGLES Pacaso Ramirez, Darius Mullin Kingdom Business - Single (independent)
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
This Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm] Sower I WANT TO SEE CLEARLY (independent)
SINGLES Colony House Telephone Pole - Single [Roon] Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] Jericko Follow the Leader - Single [Syntax] NXTMIKE smackdown + all I need - Single [Syntax] J. Solo This Feeling (ft. Joseph SD & HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Syntax] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship] Corey Wise Leper - Single [Syntax]
Next Friday, May 30, 2025 Bongo Chico Bongo Chico (independent) Morgan Cryar Fuel on the Fire (Remastered Collector's Edition) [Girder] Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (CD) [BEC] Newsboys Worldwide Revival (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG] Slow Salvation Gemini [Velvet Blue] Wolves At The Gate Wasteland [Solid State]
SINGLES Lora Kelley Will You Hold My Arms Up? - Single (independent) Rave Jesus + Thalia Tu Amor - Single [Provident] Stars Go Dim G.I.R.L. (God In Real Life) - Single [Curb] Joel Vaughn Feel It - Single [DREAM]