"Dude, exactly how tall do you think our waitress is?" [tera]
Signs of a Christian Band #128: They ignore the Budweiser sign. [SMC]
Just as they sat down for brunch at their favorite cafe, the Leeland guys quickly got distracted by their favorite daytime tv entertainment: "The Young and the Restless." [Alenka]
Sometimes watching your own live show isn't the best of ideas. [toeyoe]
The band was excited about the nation anthem until they realized it wasn't Leeland's grandmother....it was Steven Tyler... [DrummerChap86]
Laser light pointers are not just for cats. [Carrie]
Oh I see...it's the ol' look-up-and-see-how-many-people-will-do-the-same trick! [Jeff]
"Hey, the word 'gullible's' written on the ceiling." [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]
"No, I'm pretty sure it was 124 ceiling tiles." [god'slittlewriter2597]
"Could we please get a seat NOT directly under the rusty saw?" [Tany]
"There he goes! Who knew that waiters could fly?" [Mo]
Unfortunately, what they thought was the Rapture was actually just a particularly bright ceiling light. [rawkfist777]
"How long do you think the pancake will stay up there?" [Kyton]
"Darn it, they were right...Biebs is good..." [Vinny]
"Wow... when they said that you shouldn't mix diet Coke with Mentos, they weren't kidding." [Lizi]
News Flash: Local diner to be shut down for serving rodents to 4 unsuspecting men. [Andrew]
"The only thing this place is missing is one of our platinum records on the wall. Right there." [Hannah]
tera won a copy of If It Leads Me Back by Lindsay McCaul (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, March 23, 2023
ALBUMS The Undertaking! Superstitions - EP [Futurelore] The Undertaking! Superstitions (Deluxe Edition) [Futurelore]
This Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone] Austin and Lindsey Adamec Sound of the House Vol. 2 [Integrated] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads] Owl City Coco Moon (independent) Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent) Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG] Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade] Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)
SINGLES Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol] Canyon Hills Worship Abide - Single [DREAM] Elevation Worship More Than Able - Single [Elevation] Neon Feather Altar (Here on Earth) - Single [DREAM] The Rocket Summer Sing At The Top - Single [Aviate] VillageKNG Forward Motion (feat. KnowdaVerbs, Pettidee) - Single [Soldier Sound] We Are Messengers Wholehearted (feat. KB) - Single [Curb/Word]
Next Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]
SINGLES Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core] Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)