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Crazy Caption Photo No.186: "The Great Engrossing"

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"Dude, exactly how tall do you think our waitress is?" [tera] *winner*

Signs of a Christian Band #128: They ignore the Budweiser sign. [SMC]

Just as they sat down for brunch at their favorite cafe, the Leeland guys quickly got distracted by their favorite daytime tv entertainment: "The Young and the Restless." [Alenka]

Sometimes watching your own live show isn't the best of ideas. [toeyoe]

The band was excited about the nation anthem until they realized it wasn't Leeland's grandmother....it was Steven Tyler... [DrummerChap86]

Laser light pointers are not just for cats. [Carrie]

Oh I see...it's the ol' look-up-and-see-how-many-people-will-do-the-same trick! [Jeff]

"Hey, the word 'gullible's' written on the ceiling." [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]

"No, I'm pretty sure it was 124 ceiling tiles." [god'slittlewriter2597]

"Could we please get a seat NOT directly under the rusty saw?" [Tany]

"There he goes! Who knew that waiters could fly?" [Mo]

Unfortunately, what they thought was the Rapture was actually just a particularly bright ceiling light. [rawkfist777]

"How long do you think the pancake will stay up there?" [Kyton]

"Darn it, they were right...Biebs is good..." [Vinny]

"Wow... when they said that you shouldn't mix diet Coke with Mentos, they weren't kidding." [Lizi]

News Flash: Local diner to be shut down for serving rodents to 4 unsuspecting men. [Andrew]

"The only thing this place is missing is one of our platinum records on the wall. Right there." [Hannah]

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This Tuesday, May 20, 2025
SINGLES
Pacaso Ramirez, Darius Mullin Kingdom Business - Single (independent)

BOOKS
Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H]
Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]

This Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS
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ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation]
Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
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Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM]
Jericko Follow the Leader - Single [Syntax]
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VINYL
Anberlin Nevertake Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, May 30, 2025
Bongo Chico Bongo Chico (independent)
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Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (CD) [BEC]
Newsboys Worldwide Revival (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Slow Salvation Gemini [Velvet Blue]
Wolves At The Gate Wasteland [Solid State]

SINGLES
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Stars Go Dim G.I.R.L. (God In Real Life) - Single [Curb]
Joel Vaughn Feel It - Single [DREAM]



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