"Dude, exactly how tall do you think our waitress is?" [tera]
Signs of a Christian Band #128: They ignore the Budweiser sign. [SMC]
Just as they sat down for brunch at their favorite cafe, the Leeland guys quickly got distracted by their favorite daytime tv entertainment: "The Young and the Restless." [Alenka]
Sometimes watching your own live show isn't the best of ideas. [toeyoe]
The band was excited about the nation anthem until they realized it wasn't Leeland's grandmother....it was Steven Tyler... [DrummerChap86]
Laser light pointers are not just for cats. [Carrie]
Oh I see...it's the ol' look-up-and-see-how-many-people-will-do-the-same trick! [Jeff]
"Hey, the word 'gullible's' written on the ceiling." [Gabrielagodsgirls2597]
"No, I'm pretty sure it was 124 ceiling tiles." [god'slittlewriter2597]
"Could we please get a seat NOT directly under the rusty saw?" [Tany]
"There he goes! Who knew that waiters could fly?" [Mo]
Unfortunately, what they thought was the Rapture was actually just a particularly bright ceiling light. [rawkfist777]
"How long do you think the pancake will stay up there?" [Kyton]
"Darn it, they were right...Biebs is good..." [Vinny]
"Wow... when they said that you shouldn't mix diet Coke with Mentos, they weren't kidding." [Lizi]
News Flash: Local diner to be shut down for serving rodents to 4 unsuspecting men. [Andrew]
"The only thing this place is missing is one of our platinum records on the wall. Right there." [Hannah]
tera won a copy of If It Leads Me Back by Lindsay McCaul (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]