*MUAH* "You might want to put on lotion" [Crouton]
"Give me your hand for just one second... give me your hand so I can see" [Christian]
"Hmm. Looks infected." [Micah]
Brandon Heath, A.K.A. "The Modern Prince Charming" [Maestro]
"Subject Heath, please do not ever fart while my mother is present." "Yes, your majesty. I'm sorry your majesty." [whitle09g]
"Alright, I won't cut off your head. NEXT." [Andriella]
"Manners?: check, Style?: check, Good Looks?: check Good Singing Voice?: check, Smell?: Sorry Brandon. You're not fit to be royalty yet!" [PanheadsRock]
"I thought Prince Charming would be more ...well, CHARMING." [Tahl]
"Stranger Danger!" [Jeff]
"Suddenly, right as he was kissing the princess he was immediatly vaporized by a beam of vengeful, jealous rage eminating from the face of the king sitting quietly in the corner " [Kyton]
Brandon: "I'm your Prince Charming!" Girl: "Ewww!" [Victoria]
"We're sorry the hand dryer was broken. I'll take care of it." [Dave]
Princess of Eden [Stacy]
"Well, he's no Prince Williams, but he'll have to do..." [theoneleft]
"Uuhhhh, SECURITY!!!" [Eli]
The princess and the popstar [Gg54]
The young reporter was so flustered by his chivalry that she forgot what her next interview question was. [Jesus Fanatic]
Accidental red sock in wash = Pink shirt = Ladies' man [JPC]
...and they both lived happily ever after. The End! [freakofthefoot]
Andriella won a copy of Love Is Making A Way, the new album by Sixteen Cities (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]