*MUAH* "You might want to put on lotion" [Crouton]
"Give me your hand for just one second... give me your hand so I can see" [Christian]
"Hmm. Looks infected." [Micah]
Brandon Heath, A.K.A. "The Modern Prince Charming" [Maestro]
"Subject Heath, please do not ever fart while my mother is present." "Yes, your majesty. I'm sorry your majesty." [whitle09g]
"Alright, I won't cut off your head. NEXT." [Andriella]
"Manners?: check, Style?: check, Good Looks?: check Good Singing Voice?: check, Smell?: Sorry Brandon. You're not fit to be royalty yet!" [PanheadsRock]
"I thought Prince Charming would be more ...well, CHARMING." [Tahl]
"Stranger Danger!" [Jeff]
"Suddenly, right as he was kissing the princess he was immediatly vaporized by a beam of vengeful, jealous rage eminating from the face of the king sitting quietly in the corner " [Kyton]
Brandon: "I'm your Prince Charming!" Girl: "Ewww!" [Victoria]
"We're sorry the hand dryer was broken. I'll take care of it." [Dave]
Princess of Eden [Stacy]
"Well, he's no Prince Williams, but he'll have to do..." [theoneleft]
"Uuhhhh, SECURITY!!!" [Eli]
The princess and the popstar [Gg54]
The young reporter was so flustered by his chivalry that she forgot what her next interview question was. [Jesus Fanatic]
Accidental red sock in wash = Pink shirt = Ladies' man [JPC]
...and they both lived happily ever after. The End! [freakofthefoot]
Andriella won a copy of Love Is Making A Way, the new album by Sixteen Cities (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Tuesday, May 20, 2025
SINGLES Pacaso Ramirez, Darius Mullin Kingdom Business - Single (independent)
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
This Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm] Sower I WANT TO SEE CLEARLY (independent)
SINGLES Cory Asbury Dream I Never Had - Single [BEC] Joe L Barnes Nothing But Goodness (Studio Version) - Single [Provident] CAIN I MADE IT - Single [Provident] Colony House Telephone Pole - Single [Roon] DeWayne Crocker Jr. You're With Me - Single (independent) Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] Hunter Plake & Michael Monroe Marbel Heart - Single [BEC] Jericko Follow the Leader - Single [Syntax] NXTMIKE smackdown + all I need - Single [Syntax] Of the Land Faith is Trust - Single [BEC] Procyse, JusJames Hear My Prayers - Single [Polished Arrow] J. Solo This Feeling (ft. Joseph SD & HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Syntax] Sound Street Man on the Middle Cross - Single [Sonlite] Switch UPSIDE DOWN! - Single (independent) V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship] Rhett Walker Look At God - Single [BEC] Corey Wise Leper - Single [Syntax]
Next Friday, May 30, 2025 Bongo Chico Bongo Chico (independent) Morgan Cryar Fuel on the Fire (Remastered Collector's Edition) [Girder] Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (CD) [BEC] Newsboys Worldwide Revival (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG] Slow Salvation Gemini [Velvet Blue] Joel Vaughn Feel It - EP [DREAM] Wolves At The Gate Wasteland [Solid State]
SINGLES Coqui Death to Your Ego - Single [DREAM] Lora Kelley Will You Hold My Arms Up? - Single (independent) Rave Jesus + Thalia Tu Amor - Single [Provident] Stars Go Dim G.I.R.L. (God In Real Life) - Single [Curb]