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Crazy Caption Photo No.187: "Give Me Your Hand"

(pictured: Brandon Heath)
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*MUAH* "You might want to put on lotion" [Crouton]

"Give me your hand for just one second... give me your hand so I can see" [Christian]

"Hmm. Looks infected." [Micah]

Brandon Heath, A.K.A. "The Modern Prince Charming" [Maestro]

"Subject Heath, please do not ever fart while my mother is present." "Yes, your majesty. I'm sorry your majesty." [whitle09g]

"Alright, I won't cut off your head. NEXT." [Andriella] *winner*

"Manners?: check, Style?: check, Good Looks?: check Good Singing Voice?: check, Smell?: Sorry Brandon. You're not fit to be royalty yet!" [PanheadsRock]

"I thought Prince Charming would be more ...well, CHARMING." [Tahl]

"Stranger Danger!" [Jeff]

"Suddenly, right as he was kissing the princess he was immediatly vaporized by a beam of vengeful, jealous rage eminating from the face of the king sitting quietly in the corner " [Kyton]

Brandon: "I'm your Prince Charming!" Girl: "Ewww!" [Victoria]

"We're sorry the hand dryer was broken. I'll take care of it." [Dave]

Princess of Eden [Stacy]

"Well, he's no Prince Williams, but he'll have to do..." [theoneleft]

"Uuhhhh, SECURITY!!!" [Eli]

The princess and the popstar [Gg54]

The young reporter was so flustered by his chivalry that she forgot what her next interview question was. [Jesus Fanatic]

Accidental red sock in wash = Pink shirt = Ladies' man [JPC]

...and they both lived happily ever after. The End! [freakofthefoot]

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This Friday, April 9, 2021
Canyon Hills Worship See Your Face - Single [DREAM]
Merry Clayton Beautiful Scars [Capitol CMG]
The Erwins This is Love [Stowtown]
FAITHFUL The Detour - Single [Integrity]
Fit for a King & Silent Planet Trilogy / Stockholm - Single [Solid State]
Future of Forestry Turn Your Heart - Single (independent)
Danny Gokey We All Need Jesus (feat. Koryn Hawthorne - Single [Capitol CMG]
Here Be Lions Still God, Still Good (Live) [Integrity]
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Ellie Holcomb Canyon - Single [Capitol CMG]
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Andy Hunter Presences Vol_ 5 (independent)
ICF Worship In My Midnight (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Benita Jones Still Everything (Single Version) - Single [Integrity]
Kierra Sheard KIERRA (Deluxe) [Karew/RCA]
Matthew West Brand New (Deluxe Edition) [Story House]
White Stone Receivers Thank You Jesus - Single [7Core]
Vineyard Worship, Taylor Leonhardt & Ryan Delmore Thin Place - Single [Integrity]


Monday, April 12, 2021
Wande Blessed Up (Remix) - Single (feat. Lecrae, Mike Todd) [Reach]


Next Friday, April 16, 2021
Alex Henry Foster Standing Under Bright Lights [Hopeful Tragedy]
Annie Moses Band Tales From My Grandpa’s Pulpit [Gaither]
NEEDTOBREATHE Live from the Woods, Vol. 2 [Elektra / Centricity]
Tim Timmons HERE [Integrity]
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