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Crazy Caption Photo No.187: "Give Me Your Hand"

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*MUAH* "You might want to put on lotion" [Crouton]

"Give me your hand for just one second... give me your hand so I can see" [Christian]

"Hmm. Looks infected." [Micah]

Brandon Heath, A.K.A. "The Modern Prince Charming" [Maestro]

"Subject Heath, please do not ever fart while my mother is present." "Yes, your majesty. I'm sorry your majesty." [whitle09g]

"Alright, I won't cut off your head. NEXT." [Andriella] *winner*

"Manners?: check, Style?: check, Good Looks?: check Good Singing Voice?: check, Smell?: Sorry Brandon. You're not fit to be royalty yet!" [PanheadsRock]

"I thought Prince Charming would be more ...well, CHARMING." [Tahl]

"Stranger Danger!" [Jeff]

"Suddenly, right as he was kissing the princess he was immediatly vaporized by a beam of vengeful, jealous rage eminating from the face of the king sitting quietly in the corner " [Kyton]

Brandon: "I'm your Prince Charming!" Girl: "Ewww!" [Victoria]

"We're sorry the hand dryer was broken. I'll take care of it." [Dave]

Princess of Eden [Stacy]

"Well, he's no Prince Williams, but he'll have to do..." [theoneleft]

"Uuhhhh, SECURITY!!!" [Eli]

The princess and the popstar [Gg54]

The young reporter was so flustered by his chivalry that she forgot what her next interview question was. [Jesus Fanatic]

Accidental red sock in wash = Pink shirt = Ladies' man [JPC]

...and they both lived happily ever after. The End! [freakofthefoot]

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This Tuesday, May 20, 2025
SINGLES
Pacaso Ramirez, Darius Mullin Kingdom Business - Single (independent)

BOOKS
Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H]
Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]

This Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation]
Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
Sower I WANT TO SEE CLEARLY (independent)

SINGLES
Cory Asbury Dream I Never Had - Single [BEC]
Joe L Barnes Nothing But Goodness (Studio Version) - Single [Provident]
CAIN I MADE IT - Single [Provident]
Colony House Telephone Pole - Single [Roon]
DeWayne Crocker Jr. You're With Me - Single (independent)
Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM]
Hunter Plake & Michael Monroe Marbel Heart - Single [BEC]
Jericko Follow the Leader - Single [Syntax]
NXTMIKE smackdown + all I need - Single [Syntax]
Of the Land Faith is Trust - Single [BEC]
Procyse, JusJames Hear My Prayers - Single [Polished Arrow]
J. Solo This Feeling (ft. Joseph SD & HIS Hypeman Stract) - Single [Syntax]
Sound Street Man on the Middle Cross - Single [Sonlite]
Switch UPSIDE DOWN! - Single (independent)
V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]
Rhett Walker Look At God - Single [BEC]
Corey Wise Leper - Single [Syntax]

VINYL
Anberlin Nevertake Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, May 30, 2025
Bongo Chico Bongo Chico (independent)
Morgan Cryar Fuel on the Fire (Remastered Collector's Edition) [Girder]
Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (CD) [BEC]
Newsboys Worldwide Revival (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Slow Salvation Gemini [Velvet Blue]
Joel Vaughn Feel It - EP [DREAM]
Wolves At The Gate Wasteland [Solid State]

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Coqui Death to Your Ego - Single [DREAM]
Lora Kelley Will You Hold My Arms Up? - Single (independent)
Rave Jesus + Thalia Tu Amor - Single [Provident]
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