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"Silly Shoes" has been on loop in her head all day. [JPC] *winner*

Don't be fooled people. Everyone in this caption is a cardboard cutout! [Rylee]

"Quick, get me a turntable! I have a rap song in my head." [Eddiei]

"Let's all do the office bunny hop!" [Meagan]

What a full moon is to a werewolf, purple lights are to Darlene Zschech. [JPsmash]

"You Didn't see anything...." [Camron]

"And then the cat played the keyboard just like this! It was amazing!" [legolas8884]

"Yo! DJ Z-Check in the hizzouse!" [Jon W]

DJ Zschech [gers:)na]

"Be vewy, vewy quiet." *Glances around* "I'm hunting bunny wabbits" [Layla]

"Have you seen our tech guy? He's about yay high..." [tuck2190]

"Because it's THRILLER! Thriller Night!" [Jesse Adkins]

"Soul Glow! I'm ready to tryout for FF5's 'Zombie' video!" [Alex]

"Friki Friki Fresh Jesus Freaks" [godzgirlaj]

"I feel pretty, Oh so pretty!" [Lee]

"Hello folks, no worries, she just walks like Frankenstein before her morning dose of coffee. This is normal." [Cnote]

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.Starflyer 59 Releases New "Disappointed E.P." Today
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.Aaron Cole Transforms Viral Anthem "Usher In The Spirit Again" With Jonathan McReynolds and Tenroc
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.Natalie Layne Charts Joyful Journey of Faith on "Still Running To You" EP Releasing Sept. 9
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.Gabrielle Lovelace Reimagines Rich Mullins Classic 'Screen Door'
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.Joseph Habedank Brings Praise and Testimony Together on "The Worship Album"
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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett & Worship Together Burn In Us [Sparrow Records / Bowyer & Bow]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
ICONIC II [Frontiers]
Jamie MacDonald Left It In The River (Reimagined) - EP [Capitol CMG]
William McDowell Dreams, Revelations & Moments [Integrated Music Rights]
Dante’ Pride Come As You Are - EP [Tamla]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed E.P. [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
99 APEX Move - Single [Syntax]
A Mose Spirit Rhythm - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole Usher In The Spirit Again (feat. Jonathan McReynolds & Tenroc) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Howard Gripp Welcome To Your Life - Single (independent)
Matt Hammitt Walk on the Water Moment - Single [Gotee]
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
JusRzd, Cyrus Sonata, & Mic Wise LHM - Single [Syntax]
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - Single [Centricity]
Gabrielle Lovelace Screen Door - Single [Old Bear]
MotionPlus, Braille Overdue - Single [Gospel Banquet]
Jeannie Ortega Sorry - Single [Syntax]
Drew Parker Blame Jesus (feat. Steven Curtis Chapman) - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante ICED OUT CROSS - Single [Dream]
Razzie & DTG Rich EEH - Single [Syntax]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)

Next Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

Next Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]
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