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Crazy Caption Photo No.189: "DJ Zschech"

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"Silly Shoes" has been on loop in her head all day. [JPC] *winner*

Don't be fooled people. Everyone in this caption is a cardboard cutout! [Rylee]

"Quick, get me a turntable! I have a rap song in my head." [Eddiei]

"Let's all do the office bunny hop!" [Meagan]

What a full moon is to a werewolf, purple lights are to Darlene Zschech. [JPsmash]

"You Didn't see anything...." [Camron]

"And then the cat played the keyboard just like this! It was amazing!" [legolas8884]

"Yo! DJ Z-Check in the hizzouse!" [Jon W]

DJ Zschech [gers:)na]

"Be vewy, vewy quiet." *Glances around* "I'm hunting bunny wabbits" [Layla]

"Have you seen our tech guy? He's about yay high..." [tuck2190]

"Because it's THRILLER! Thriller Night!" [Jesse Adkins]

"Soul Glow! I'm ready to tryout for FF5's 'Zombie' video!" [Alex]

"Friki Friki Fresh Jesus Freaks" [godzgirlaj]

"I feel pretty, Oh so pretty!" [Lee]

"Hello folks, no worries, she just walks like Frankenstein before her morning dose of coffee. This is normal." [Cnote]

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This Friday, January 23, 2026
ALBUMS
Dragons & Astronauts 11:28 (independent)
JusJames WHIL3 U WAIT - EP [Polished Arrow]
Tim Lovelace On a Different Note [StowTown]
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists House of Worship [The Fuel]
VOTA Back to the Start (independent)

SINGLES
Gracie Binion Hosanna - Single [BEC]
CAIN So Long Sad Songs - Single [Provident]
Dubem Lately - Single [Syntax]
Jason Dunn Divided States of America - Single (independent)
ELEOS Fool's Gold - Single [Ocean House]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Single [Provident]
Grace Graber That's Who I Praise - Single (independent)
Jonah Greene I Need You - Single (independent)
Griffin Mega Church - Single [Polished Arrow]
Ian Austin, Brice Davis Like The Prodigal (Come Home) - Single [Ocean House]
Amber Lynn Yahweh (Your Will Your Way) - Single [Sonlite]
Daniel Mulkey Pass It On - Single (independent)
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender - Single [UMG]
Troy Patterson Creating Something - Single [Syntax]

Warren Peay Gimme a Hallelujah - Single [Integrity]
Heather Suzanne Kingdom Walls - Single [Ocean House]
tylerhateslife mental health (heaven's remix) - Single [Syntax]
Zane Walls NAH UH - Single (independent)
Katy Weirich The River - Single [Wings]
Zach Williams Wait For Me (feat. Ben Fuller) - Single [Provident]

Next Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

Next Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]
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