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Crazy Caption Photo No.191: "For Ice Cream and Country"

(pictured: Joel Smallbone of for King & Country; Source: for King & Country Instagram Feed)
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Oatmeal: for even the toughest days out on the battlefield. [toeyoe]

For Ice Cream and Country [Julia]

"Don't ask. Please, just don't ask..." [Tyler Guest]

Master Chief Briggs was VERY sensitive about the fact that he was the only one of the squad to forget his face paint. [ricky stearman]

Caution: Explosive Dessert [ballew57]

"Hope is what we crave, and that will never change. But sometimes the body just craves something--anything--from Starbucks." [Godzgirl9aj] *winner*

From the makers of Dr Pepper 10, a new breakfast food that is not for women. Perfect Oatmeal: for the manly man. [Jakers]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I prefer to eat it in a black mesh shirt." [Jenn-O]

for KING, COUNTRY & STARBUCKS [whitle09g]

"I dont alway eat oatmeal, but when I do, I do it hardcore." [Lulu Bean]

"Hasta La Vista, ice cream!" [Jeff]

It was right as the random stranger snapped the picture that Joel realized: he needed to stop playing Halo. [Freckles18]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I dress up like a G.I. Joe." [Timothy]

"We are the Borg..." / "I know... 'You will be assimulated,' blah blah blah. After I finish my custard. Resistance is futile." [The Borg]

"Just won the battle of Armageddon... and all I got was this lousy bowl of oatmeal." [Dan G.]

"Oh, like you wouldn't have traded your paint ball gun for this too." [Reid]

"They gave me yogurt, I gave them pain." [Damon]

GI-JO(atmeal) [Shannon]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, November 20, 2025
ALBUMS
Britt Nicole II II V (independent)

SINGLES
The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]

This Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS
Alexxander Llorón (Crybaby) [Reach]
Blanca A Christmas to Remember - EP [Curb]
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia]
Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind]
Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent)
ODYN The Chronicles of the Sacred Eye Pt. II: The Fury of the Star Spawn [Charon Collective]
Polished Arrow New Blood [Polished Arrow]
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]

SINGLES
Franni Cash Good Woman - Single [Capitol CMG]
Cliff & Antoinette Murray By The Blood We Overcome (Emmanuel) - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM]
EJ Swavv, Craig Watson & prodbyzayne 100 Percent - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House]
Kelo Reconcile ft. Anaia Lachelle & Selah the Corner - Single [Syntax]
Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro No Love in the Wild - Single [Syntax]
Michael W. Smith, Chris Brown Agnus Dei - Single [The Fuel]
MAYIA As the Deer - Single [Syntax]
Jason Nelson Shepherd's Song - Single [Tyscot]
Rhymes In Harmony Trade (ft. Mitch Darrell & Rich Will) - Single [Syntax]
Seph Schlueter Cling To The Cross (feat. Matt Maher) - Single [sixsteps]
TREE63 How Much Longer? - Single (independent)
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]

VINYL
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]

Next Friday, November 28, 2025
ALBUMS
Seth Davey Words in the Wounds (independent)
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc Two (independent)
Phil Wickham Psalm 8 - EP [Fair Trade]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 1 (independent)

SINGLES
Ashes Awaken For You - Single [MTS]
Ian Austin Simpler Times (feat. Heather Suzanne) - Single [Ocean House]
Mark Fonseca No Vacancy - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording Unto Us - Single [Ocean House]

VINYL
John Schlitt The Christmas Project Vinyl [Girder]
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