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Crazy Caption Photo No.191: "For Ice Cream and Country"

(pictured: Joel Smallbone of for King & Country; Source: for King & Country Instagram Feed)
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Oatmeal: for even the toughest days out on the battlefield. [toeyoe]

For Ice Cream and Country [Julia]

"Don't ask. Please, just don't ask..." [Tyler Guest]

Master Chief Briggs was VERY sensitive about the fact that he was the only one of the squad to forget his face paint. [ricky stearman]

Caution: Explosive Dessert [ballew57]

"Hope is what we crave, and that will never change. But sometimes the body just craves something--anything--from Starbucks." [Godzgirl9aj] *winner*

From the makers of Dr Pepper 10, a new breakfast food that is not for women. Perfect Oatmeal: for the manly man. [Jakers]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I prefer to eat it in a black mesh shirt." [Jenn-O]

for KING, COUNTRY & STARBUCKS [whitle09g]

"I dont alway eat oatmeal, but when I do, I do it hardcore." [Lulu Bean]

"Hasta La Vista, ice cream!" [Jeff]

It was right as the random stranger snapped the picture that Joel realized: he needed to stop playing Halo. [Freckles18]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I dress up like a G.I. Joe." [Timothy]

"We are the Borg..." / "I know... 'You will be assimulated,' blah blah blah. After I finish my custard. Resistance is futile." [The Borg]

"Just won the battle of Armageddon... and all I got was this lousy bowl of oatmeal." [Dan G.]

"Oh, like you wouldn't have traded your paint ball gun for this too." [Reid]

"They gave me yogurt, I gave them pain." [Damon]

GI-JO(atmeal) [Shannon]

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This Tuesday, September 9, 2025
DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent)
Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent)
John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]

This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS
Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent)
Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG]
Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM]
Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG]
Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax]
Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent)
twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen]
tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]

SINGLES
BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb]
Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent)
I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax]
Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax]
Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax]
Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax]
The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent)
VOTA Magical - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS
Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent)
Influence Music One True God (independent)
LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship]
Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent)
Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent)
Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM]
Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident]
Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)

SINGLES
Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent)
John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]


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