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Crazy Caption Photo No.191: "For Ice Cream and Country"

(pictured: Joel Smallbone of for King & Country; Source: for King & Country Instagram Feed)
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Oatmeal: for even the toughest days out on the battlefield. [toeyoe]

For Ice Cream and Country [Julia]

"Don't ask. Please, just don't ask..." [Tyler Guest]

Master Chief Briggs was VERY sensitive about the fact that he was the only one of the squad to forget his face paint. [ricky stearman]

Caution: Explosive Dessert [ballew57]

"Hope is what we crave, and that will never change. But sometimes the body just craves something--anything--from Starbucks." [Godzgirl9aj] *winner*

From the makers of Dr Pepper 10, a new breakfast food that is not for women. Perfect Oatmeal: for the manly man. [Jakers]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I prefer to eat it in a black mesh shirt." [Jenn-O]

for KING, COUNTRY & STARBUCKS [whitle09g]

"I dont alway eat oatmeal, but when I do, I do it hardcore." [Lulu Bean]

"Hasta La Vista, ice cream!" [Jeff]

It was right as the random stranger snapped the picture that Joel realized: he needed to stop playing Halo. [Freckles18]

"I don't always eat ice cream, but when I do, I dress up like a G.I. Joe." [Timothy]

"We are the Borg..." / "I know... 'You will be assimulated,' blah blah blah. After I finish my custard. Resistance is futile." [The Borg]

"Just won the battle of Armageddon... and all I got was this lousy bowl of oatmeal." [Dan G.]

"Oh, like you wouldn't have traded your paint ball gun for this too." [Reid]

"They gave me yogurt, I gave them pain." [Damon]

GI-JO(atmeal) [Shannon]

This Weeks Winner
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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

This Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
Dax Anger Management [Columbia]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Adriel Cruz I Don't Know About You - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Think About It - Single [Syntax]
Future of Forestry Trilobite - Single (independent)
Garett and Kate Serban How Amazing (Live) - Single [Bethel]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Ashley Hess BREATHE - Single (independent)
Daye Jack He Is There For Me - Single [Syntax]
Mat Kearney Weakness - Single (independent)
Tasha Cobbs Leonard Gracefully Broken/Who the Son Sets Free (Live) (feat. Israel Houghton) - Single [Motown Gospel]
MotionPlus, Braille Broken Vessels - Single [Gospel Banquet]
Leslie Perez Back to My Love (Live Acoustic) - Single [Gotee]
project LUMO Look At Me Now - Single [Vere]
Katie Rey God, I'm Good - Single (independent)
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Solachi Voz ABBA - Single [Syntax]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]

Next Thursday, August 13
ALBUMS
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Fifteen [JFH Music]

Next Friday, August 14
ALBUMS
The Arcadian Wild Make It Out Alive [Rip Stitch]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus [Warner]

SINGLES
GLADDEN Free Fall - Single (independent)
Brandon Lake How Good God Is - Single [Provident]
Jon Reddick King of Heaven - Single [Gotee]
V1 Worship You Alone, Jesus - Single [Dream]

Next Saturday, August 15
VINYL
Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose (Deluxe) Vinyl
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