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Crazy Caption Photo No.195: "House of Hulk"

(pictured: Tim Skipper of House of Heroes; Source: Ethan Luck's Instagram Feed)
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Some battles just aren't epic enough for a full length movie. [Nabertson]

Late for band practice, Tim had a habit of winding up in the right place at the wrong time. [Anthony]

So that's what happens when you try to leave Gotee Records... [zakk]

"I only asked him if he wanted pancakes!" [Zaryan]

House of Hulk [Brett/Adam Wilson]

When he asked if the Hulk would like to pose for his next album cover, this isn't exactly what he had in mind. [JesusFanatic]

"You don't wanna know what color I turn!" [Tim]

"Can I get your autogr..." "NO!!" [Godsgrl]

"This house isn't big enough for two heroes!" [bertlebum]

The Hulk had thought "House of Heroes" was a place. He did not take it well when Tim corrected him. [Lex The Sparrow]

He's not gonna feel this in the morning. He'll come to in about three days! [Mad Skillz Likes Ska]

He said, "I want a #1 hit." The Hulk took it literally. [LibbyG]

"Hulk no like "V" neck shirt! HULK SMASH!" [Egypt]

"Remind me next time NOT to challenge Bruce Banner to a fight!" [Jordan]

"Hulk onto me, hulk onto us, hulk onto me, we were giant ones..." [hulkofheroes]

"They didn't tell ME that they had a Hulk..." [Katie Morgan]

"Would I be a wimp if I said that really hurt?" [Indygus]

"Puny Hero" [JustMe] *winner*

Jesus Freak Smackdown [Daniel Taylor]

He was just having a regular chat with Eric Bana, when suddenly, things took a turn for the worse. [d from da hood]

"ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by" [[[*SMASH*]]] [Chreaster]

"Hah. Puny band." [Nikki]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, October 20
SINGLES
Philip Anthony Mud - Single (independent)

This Thursday, October 22
SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Never Gonna Deserve Ya (feat. Evan Honer) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach The Fox Den Sessions Vol. 1 [Residence Music]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Miami Live [StowTown]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
m1L The Prelude EP [Polished Arrow]
Myles Maestro IDENTITY CRISIS [Syntax]
Procyse I’ve Never Been Here Before [Polished Arrow]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Chamber Saga EP [Syntax]
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Elan Brio Airplanes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro Hannah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
LOUDWERX Bass Go Boom (feat. Magic & Bird, Andy Mineo) - Single [Artist Influence]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Naveszn Meadow - Single [Syntax]
No Vain Glory MOVE YOUR BODY (PT2) - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Saints in Exile Haunted Nobody - Single [Syntax]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 30
ALBUMS
Beach Chapel A Special Place In Heaven (independent)
Kirk Franklin I Am What I Am [Uptown]
The Oak Ridge Boys Buried Treasures [Lightning Rod]
The Hyssongs We've Got a Song to Sing [Horizon]
Various Artists Songs Inspired By The Chosen: Season 1-5 [Capitol CMG]
Vomitorial Corpulence Martyrdomical Symphonanthem [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Gracie Binion & Mitch Wong Gloria - Single [BEC]
Will Ellis My Yesterday’s Are Gone - Single (independent)
Leem of the Earth The Cavern of Dark - Single [Velvet Blue]
Hunter Plake It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas - Single [BEC]
Jordan St. Cyr Guide Me Home - Single [BEC]
ZOEgirl I Still Believe - Single (independent)
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