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02. Adventures Of Tweezyman

Five-Two Television
by KJ-52



 

Its the tweezyman
they call him tweezyman
Its the tweezyman
they call him tweezyman (get get down)

oh no here we go again
I was rolling in when he was going in
he was like Oh no man I know youíre him
let me go to the door and get my older friend
held it in with a grin is what I went and did
when he came back fast w/ another kid
I had to laugh when he asked as I shook my head
aint you the dude from rob and big
hold it kid man I think youíre blind
you got me confused w/ another guy
I went and looked at the dude when I said I rhymed
and he was like yoÖ Kevin federline! Whats up?
ya need to check ya eyes
step back get the fact then youíll recognize
cause Iím back to attack what you expect to find
itís the new and improved kj supersized


take it back to the 1980ís
when my hair was black and wavy
way back when I was acting crazy
I was mad couldnít attract the ladies
these girls about to break me
you wanna know how theyíd play me?
I was hoping for Patrick Swayze
but instead I got Kevin spacey
oh baby whoop dee whoo
nowadays when I straight come through
all I hear is how old are you
all my friends say 42
42 are you crazy mad
ya crazy rude whereís ya brain just at?
Iím 34 in case ya asked
youíre old enough to be my dad


whos the man a w/ a grasp of grammar
who writes songs on a pack of pampers
the only rapper loved by yo grandma
haircut like adam sandler
no matter how you gone see me
what I wrote is the hope that you see he
whether cd live or 3d
just Jesus put him on a repeat
donít believe me I keep rehashing
this junk just keeps on happening
you can just keep keep on bashing
while the world just keeps on laughing
but Iím a just keep on rapping
till the hammer pants back in fashion
while the crowd just keeps on packing
its just Jesus the focused passion

t dot weezy weezy
its off the heezy beezy


 

 

 

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